OMG! I am sooooo sorry it took me so long to update! it's just I had work, and i went to concerts, and i have been very busy! so with no further adeu. here's chapter 5!

I do not oun anything!... ahem except my original idea's :) oh and the llama song isn't mine either :)

"Hermione! There you are! That Bastard ran away! Did you see a flying monkey?" Ron just went on and on and on...but all Hermione was thinking ' My Hieny? What the hell?'

"Do you know any spells to get rid of paper cuts? I have one that hurts really, really bad! See right here… where'd you go?" As Ron continued to rant about nothing at all, Hermione left… I mean if it were you would you have stayed, and listened to that?

"Where did she go?" asked a confused Ron

"Well, Ron. You see, you bored her so badly that she shriveled up to the size of a raisin, when all of a sudden a mouse can and took her away." said Harry very sarcastically…though Ron didn't catch on.

"WHAT? Why didn't you stop that mouse? Now we will never see Hermione again… and I will be doomed to live with this damned paper cut!" then he shoved his cut in Harry's face to make his point. Harry just stood and looked at Ron like he was the stupidest thing to walk the face of the earth.

"What?"

"God Ron! Are you that thick? It's called sarcasm you dumbass!" at this point Harry went to put his belongings on the train.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione, after an uneventful train ride, stepped off of platform 9 3/4 and into a carriage. After about 3 minutes of Ron and Harry blabbering about Quittage and such, when all of a sudden someone opened their door. Not just anyone, but none other than Draco Malfoy. The three of them looked at him (Hermione slightly amused, Harry irritated, and Ron furious) , and he started to stammer and studder.

"I…uh… I, thought th-this was empty… but ... I… uh…"

"What's a matter Malfoy…Cat got your tougne?" Ron said, thinking it was very clever.

"No, but last night your mother had a good hold on it" Malfoy said triumphantly and he saw Ron's ears grow exceptionally red, from anger. Hermione was in the background hand over her mouth doing her best not to laugh. And Harry was restraining Ron from killing Malfoy, with a look of hatred in his eyes.

"You better leave Malfoy" Harry spat out "Because I won't hold on to him forever"

Hermione Finally speaking up, and said "Malfoy! You have gone to far this time! I mean insulting a students mother…you must be ashamed of yourself" Malfoy noted that she basically winked after every couple of words sort of like a please-please-play-along gesture.

"uhm…uhhhh"

"NO! I don't want to hear it! I'm taking you to Professer Magonagall, and having you punished imeadiatly" Hermione yelled at him, which scared him quite a bit. After the door closed Hermione held up her hand, looking expectantly at him.

"What?" Draco asked confusedly.

"uhm..high-five?" Hermione told him back.

"Whats that?"

"Uhh, well it's like, well you just hit your hand with mine, and uh, it's like saying good job…or something"

"Oh…For what?"

"Uh how 'bout the 'Your mom joke'?"

"Oh! well then, in that case…" he 'high-fived' her

"Right on!" Hermione loved high-fives for some reason.

"So… your not taking me to Magonagall?"

"Not unless you want to? Got a thing for Magonagall don't ya?"

"Ew, no!" Draco replied repulsed "Then why did you leave your carriage?"

"Kay…you know what? For 6 years it has been quitage this, and quitage that. I needed Slightly intelligent conversation!"

"Yeah…like playing ninja's is intelligent" Draco laughed remembering of what happened just hours before.

Hermione then replied, with a goofy grin on her face "Ha! Oh yeah"

"yeah, that was odd…" at this time draco eyes drifted to her head girl badge which was rested meatly on her robe "Woah! Your Head Girl!"

Hermione rolled her eyes "Yeah…and…"

"…and, I'm Head Boy!"

just then Hermione's eyes bulged "What?"she asked disbelievingly

"I know, right?"

They both stood there for a while, wondering if it was a good thing or a bad thing. 'she's a mudblood. Ok a sexy mudblood. Ok a really sexy, fun mudblood. Doesn't mean I'mgoing to befriends with her. Wait! Hold the phone! Did I just call her sexy? Oh, god! What has become of me?' Hermione had finished thinkng about it, which were along the same lines but only she replaced mudblood with jackass,and she had moved to an entirly different thought 'Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama, llama, duck.' She was swifting her head back and forth and started humming along to the very annoying song.

"What are you doing?" Draco asked… a little weirded out

Hermione snapped out of it and said "Oh nothing that you would understand"

"I'm sure" he replied uninterested. All of a sudden Hermione remembered a question she'd been wanting to ask Draco.

"Why the hell did you call me 'My Hieny?'"

at hearing this Draco burst out laughing and doubled over, clutching his sides, and pointing at her backside and mouthing ' my hieny'. Hermione just stood there looking at him, with a raised eyebrow, wondering if she should send him to St. Mungo's or not. After Draco relaxed he just sat on the ground giggling.

"uh, you didn't answer my question. What the hell is with my heiny?"

Draco began laughing again and bent his head down and started bobbing up and down. Hermione was getting tired of this so she pushed him into a near by mud puddle. Draco, stunned at first, started laughing harder, and grabbed Hermione's legs, and pulled her in the mud puddle with him. Hermione, who was now covered in mud, and a little ticked off, took a hand full of mud and threw it at Draco. It was now, Draco's turn to stare open mouth at Hermione, while Hermione laughed at him. All of a sudden Draco pounced at Hermione and they started wrestling. Draco had Hermione in an arm lock, when Hermione spoke up.

"Ow, Ow, Ow"hermione said rather pathetically. Right away Draco let go and asked if he hurt her, then Hermione took her chance, and put him in an arm lock.

"Oh, come on! No fair! I so won!" Draco complained

"Did not! It's not my fault you let go of me" Hermione replied

"You were hurt!"

"So? It's not like you ever would let me go before, I thought it was a feeble attempt, but you are like every other guy… afraid you hurt the poor girl. Well guess what? Tough!"

"Every other guy huh? Man, granger! How many guys have you wrestled with" draco replied, with hes eyebrows raised grinning a bit.

"more than you can count, but I guess that isn't saying much"

"aha! Toucher!"

They sat in the mud for a while just looking at each other. They started to move closer to each until they were just inches away. Hermione broke out of her trance, and spoke.

"Hey Malfoy… you do relise that all the carriages have left, don't you?"

Hey, Hey, Hey! hope you liked it. please read and review! thank you very very very very very very...uh very, very, much! XD