Ali's Pit in Glasgow
Summary: This is the opening segment of Total Drama Wrestling as this is the first episode following TDW's Road to Redemption as the TDW Women's Champion, "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam hosts Ali's Pit at the SSE Hydro in Glasgow, Scotland where she has two very special guests, in WWE Hall of Famer "The Rated R Superstar" Edge, and two thirds of Gallus from NXT UK in Joe and Mark Coffey known as the Coffey Brothers.
Disclaimer: Rated M for violence and language.
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The fans are ready for another edition of Total Drama Wrestling which is still in its first European tour as they are in Glasgow, Scotland as 14,420 fans have packed the SSE Hydro, then the crowd roared with loud cheers while the fireworks went off, then "Across The Nation" by Union Underground was playing.
"We are live at the SSE Hydro in Glasgow, Scotland for another edition of Total Drama Wresting!" JR said the opening lines before he introduced himself and his broadcast partner.
"I am Jim Ross alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler, who is filling in for Mauro because he's calling NXT Takeover Phoenix which is this weekend, as we are coming off the aftermath of the Road to Redemption as we also get ready for No Way Out which is on February 16th live from the MGM Grand Arena on RSN and Pay-Per-View!" JR said introducing himself and Jerry "The King" Lawler before mentioning No Way Out.
"Which will be a happening for sure, JR! Let's take a look at the card for tonight!" Jerry said to JR.
"We have five qualifying matches for the TDW Women's Championship match at No Way Out as Bridgette Thompson starts it off by taking on Amy Mahon." JR said announcing the opening match.
"After that we have Josee Grenier taking on Carrie Smith, then we see former TDW Women's Champion "The Psycho Chick" Izzy Van Laningham taking on former TDW Women's Tag Team Champion Sky Jones, then we'll have Sugar West taking LeShawna Jackson." Jerry said mentioning who'll follow the opening contest.
"After that we will have "The Gothic Mistress" Crimson Hill taking on Dakota Milton in the final qualifying match." JR said before it was Jerry's turn to announce the double main event.
"Tonight we have a double main event; We have the TDW World Heavyweight Champion Mike Smith taking on Jacques Grenier, and then the TDW Women's Champion, 'Rowdy' Ali Moonbeam will be defending her title against Becky Lynch in a two out of three falls match!" Jerry announced the last two matches on the card, while the crowd kept cheering until "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play as the Spirit of Scotland Pipe Band came out to loud cheers, playing the song.
"But right now, let's kick it off with 'Rowdy' Ali and Ali's Pit!" JR said before the TDW Women's Champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam came out wearing a gray Zelda Triforce T-Shirt as she was holding replicas of the Hylian Shield and the Master Sword as the crowd roared once more.
"Whoa! Look at this JR!" Jerry shouted.
"I'm seeing it King, the TDW Women's Champion is brandishing replicas of the Hylian Shield and the Master Sword! She is going all out in Glasgow tonight!" JR said as well
"She truly IS a pop culture icon, JR!" Jerry said to JR.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the TDW Women's Champion... "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced.
"Ever since she arrived in Glasgow since Monday, she's been promoting TDW like wildfire! She has even been on BBC Radio Scotland." JR said before Ali puts the sword in her back scabbard before high-fiving the fans, hugging them and even taking a selfie with one of them before entering the ring, then her music stopped playing, but the crowd was cheering like crazy.
"How the hell are you, Glasgow?!" Ali asked the crowd who roared, before an airhorn went off.
"Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali!" The crowd chanted for a good minute or two.
"Alright! Now before I tell you what I did around Glasgow, you're probably wondering why the Hylian Shield and the Master Sword I brought with me." Ali said to the crowd who roared in anticipation.
"You may or may not know this, but I'm a lifelong gamer and Zelda happens to be one of my favorite video game franchises of all-time." Ali said to the crowd who roared again while Ali kept explaining to the crowd.
"And Wind Waker was my first Zelda game, I could only play it at home, because the GameCube I got for my 8th birthday… which still works, by the way was not portable on car trips, so the week before my 10th birthday in November 2008, a fifth grader by the name of Nollaig Bronson told me that she bet I would never beat Phantom Hourglass in time for Christmas." Ali explained to the crowd her story about her first Zelda game and a childhood story involving a childhood bully causing the crowd to boo.
"I know, I know... but you know what? My Aunt Kirsty, one of my dad's sisters, saved up enough money to buy me a gold DS Lite bundled with a copy of Phantom Hourglass." Ali said before mentioning that she got a present from one of her relatives causing the crowd to cheer.
"And guess what?" Ali said and asked the crowd.
"What?" The crowd shouted.
"I managed to beat the game in time for Christmas." Ali said to everyone who roared with cheers.
"So Nollaig, if you're watching this... I DID beat Phantom Hourglass in time for Christmas 2008, so... I got two words for ya..." Ali said before she raised her microphone.
"SUCK IT!" The crowd shouted while they cheered some more.
"She is like a video game goddess, JR!" Jerry said to JR.
"Her story says it all, King!" JR said to Jerry.
"Alrighty, enough about my sword and shield." Ali said before she put her sword and shield away before she starts to explain what she did around Glasgow.
"Okay, after leaving Cardiff around midnight, then we arrived in Glasgow after a 6-hour train ride, we checked into one of the best hotels… the Hilton Garden Inn Glasgow City Centre, which is right next to the arena!" Ali said to the crowd explaining what happened after her match causing them to cheer before she continued.
"Now, I spent the following Monday… I went to Celtic Green… which has been around since the 15th century, and it's really an awesome spectacle." Ali said before the crowd roared with loud cheers.
"This city has been really amazing… you guys are awesome! However tonight you are in for a treat, we have two special guests for us tonight on the Pit!" Ali said praising the city, the fans, and addressed them about the guests causing the crowd to roar with suspense and anticipation.
"The first set of guests are a local tag team and the other a WWE Hall of Famer!" Ali said before the crowd roared.
"Let's bring our first guest out, shall we?" Ali asked the crowd who cheered.
"This tag team is a part of WWE'S NXT UK, and one of these two even tried to defeat Pete Dunne for the NXT UK Championship recently at NXT UK Takeover: Blackpool." Ali said before the crowd roared with loud cheers, with every reference.
"Alrighty… so you guys know who I'm talking about." Ali said to the crowd who began to chant.
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" The crowd chanted for a good bit before Ali continued.
"Allow me then to introduce two-time former W3L Tag Team Champions and former SWA Tag Team Champions… Mark and Joe… The Coffey Brothers!" Ali said introducing the crowd roared as "Beat Me" began to play before brothers Mark and Joe Coffey came out to cheers.
"Here they are, JR… The Coffey Brothers!" Jerry said to JR.
"The Coffey Brothers were trained by Finn Bálor and Killian Dane, Joe Coffey he was the one who challenged Pete Dunne but came up short." JR said to Jerry.
"Sure did, JR!" Jerry said to JR.
"These two brothers wrestled for ICW, a local promotion in Glasgow." JR said to Jerry.
"Wow!" Jerry said before The Coffey brothers then entered the ring to a loud ovation.
"Mark, Joe, welcome to the Pit!" Ali said to the Coffey Brothers welcoming them.
"Thanks Ali!" Mark said to Ali.
"We appreciate it." Joe said to Ali.
"You two are welcome." Ali said back.
"My first question is to both of you." Ali said to them.
"Okay, fire away." Mark and Joe Coffey said to Ali.
"Who are your dream opponents in TDW?" Ali asked them.
"Lassie it is simple; me brother and I would love to challenge the new TDW Tag Team Champions, The Rock 'n' Rollers." Mark answered Ali causing the crowd to roar with loud cheers.
"Ha! You hear that, JR?" Jerry asked JR.
"Yep, they wanna challenge the new TDW Tag Champions." JR answered Jerry.
"Okay and the reason?" Ali asked them.
"They're the best in Total Drama Wrestling, and they had a clinic with one of the greatest TDW Tag teams ever in The Surfers." Joe answered Ali causing the crowd to roar with loud cheers once again.
"Cool okay, next question… how do you guys feel about TDW doing this European tour?" Ali said before she asked them.
"I think you guys are goin' gang-busters with this tour." Joe answered Ali.
"Yeah, I agree with my brother here." Mark said in agreement.
"I have one final question and this question is for Joe Coffey… how does it feel to be the first Scottish wrestler to wrestle at the Korakuen Hall?" Ali asked Joe before the crowd cheered and gave him a standing ovation lasting 45 seconds, then Joe began to answer her.
"I was wrestling with Pro Wrestling ZERO1 in May of 2012… it was a tag team match and I also consider it one of the biggest highlights of my career, and a great moment in my life." Joe answered Ali.
"Wow, that is honestly cool." Ali said to Joe.
"Thank you." Joe said back.
"It's been a real pleasure, to have you two on here on the Pit!" Ali said to Joe and Mark Coffey who began to leave the ring.
"No problem, lassie!" Joe and Mark said before the two shook hands with Ali before leaving the ring.
"Give it up for The Coffey Brothers!" Ali said to the fans who cheered.
"My second and final guest is an 11-time world champion, a two time winner of Pro Wrestling Illustrated and their Feud of the Year award, he is a former WWE Grand Slam champion, he's the OG winner of the Money In the Bank ladder match, one-half of the OG winners of the TLC Match, a 12 time WWE Tag Team Champion, the winner of the Men's Wrestling award by the Cauliflower Alley Club, he is a WWE Hall of Famer and one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all-time, ladies and gentlemen… "The Rated R Superstar" Edge!" Ali introduced Edge and mentioned several of his accomplishments before "Metalingus" by Alter Bridge began to play as Edge came out to loud roars from the crowd, to the shock of the announcers.
"WHAT?! JR, is that-?!" Jerry shouted and asked JR.
"It is! It's "The Rated R Superstar" Edge!" JR answered Jerry.
"He is here in Glasgow, King!" JR also said while the crowd roared with loud cheers, while he made his way down the entrance ramp.
"This is truly amazing, JR!" Jerry said to JR before Edge then entered the ring, his music stopped, but the cheering kept going until it died down.
"Well... ain't this an honor? Edge is on my Pit!" Ali said before the crowd roared as Edge got a microphone.
"Hello Glasgow!" Edge said to the crowd who cheered back.
"Edge... it's an honor to be here tonight." Ali said to Edge.
"Well the honor is all mine, Ali." Edge said back to Ali.
"I have some questions for you, but first... what have you been doing since you retired?" Ali asked Edge.
"I've been working, I've been acting on Vikings on the history channel, I've been married to Beth Phoenix for three years… and we have two daughters." Edge answered Ali causing the crowd to cheer.
"Alrighty; my first real question for you is this... do you remember when you first met me?" Ali said before she asked Edge.
"Oh! It was Monday December 20th 1999 at the Compaq Center in Houston, Texas for Raw is War! You just had your first birthday the month prior." Edge answered Ali.
"I remember that, and I also remember talking to JR, about the arrangement she had about only going to WWE events in Houston, San Antonio and around Texas until she reached a certain age.
"Yeah, when she turned six, she was given full permission to travel to events across the country with her family for special occasions like her birthday or spring break." JR said to Jerry
"I remember because until I turned 6 back in 2004, I was only allowed to go to WWE events in my home of Houston, Texas, my birth hometown San Antonio, Texas and all around Texas as well… I'm thankful that deal and arrangement was done by my parents and the WWE… I also remember John Cena seeing me and my folks at the Savemart Center at Fresno State, in Fresno, California for the 2005 Royal Rumble." Ali said to Edge as well explaining the arrangement.
"Yeah, I remember that as well… I was sort of shocked actually looking back." Edge said to Ali.
"Yeah, my second question is this, after Randy Orton called me a freak because I had the flu and was in a bubble for three weeks, did you give him an earful after the 2006 Survivor Series?" Ali asked Edge.
"Oh, you know I did… I lectured his sorry ass because he should've known better than to yell at anybody, he tells me shit about being in military jail for a month and being discharged because of bad conduct... then when he tried to call you a freak again at WrestleMania 28, you bet I laughed my ass off when Shawn gave him a death glare… you were suffering from pneumonia and spent three months in a bubble at Texas Children's, though you came anyway." Edge answered Ali, explaining what happened.
"I sure did come through." Ali said to Edge.
"Yeah, the week after WrestleMania, I came by at the Texas Children's hospital to see how you were doing and I was surprised by the treatment program you were undergoing." Edge said to Ali.
"Yeah I remember that, anyway my next question is what was your favorite WWE match in Scotland?" Ali asked Edge before she went on to explain further.
"Your tag team matches as Rated RKO when you wrestled Shawn and Hunter on November 14th 2006 in Abderdeen, Scotland? Is it a 6-man tag team match between Hunter, Shawn, and John Cena when you teamed up with Randy and Umaga in Glasgow the next night during the Road to Survivor Series tour? Your singles match against Chris Benoit in Aberdeen, Scotland back on April 21st 2005, or was it-" Ali was trying to explain what the questions were before to the surprise of Ali, Edge, and the commentators, the crowd began to boo loudly after Chris Benoit's name was mentioned, causing Ali to look in confusion and horror.
"What?!" Jerry asked JR.
"Hey wait a minute! It's not her fault! She just mentioned his name." JR said before Edge looked pissed at the crowd.
"Hey! Hey! HEY! HEY!" Edge then shouted at the crowd who then stopped booing immediately as it was quiet in the arena for a few seconds… then the crowd realized that they have fucked up big time.
"Ali was only was trying to ask a question about what was my favorite match in Scotland during my career, come on you guys! I know what that monster did was absolutely horrible, and it nearly ruined pro wrestling forever but DO NOT… and I repeat DO NOT take your anger out on Ali." Edge said to the fans.
"WE'RE SORRY ALI!" One fan shouted out at ringside, as other fans began to apologize until all of the fans proceeded to chant an apology to Ali.
"We're so sorry Ali! We're so sorry Ali!" The fans chanted for a good two minutes until the chanting finally died down as a relieved Ali tries again.
"Whew! Thanks Edge." Ali said to Edge.
"You're welcome, continue." Edge said to Ali.
"Anyway what I was asking is what's your favorite match in Scotland…? Was it the tag team matches you had when you were with Rated RKO with Randy against Hunter and Shawn, the one you had in Aberdeen against you know who on April 21st 2005… or was it against Kane in Edinburgh the next night?" Ali asked Edge.
"Well, my match against you know who was my only win in Scotland… but it's my second favorite, my match against Kane was pretty good, even though I lost, it's an honorable mention compared to the tag matches me and Randy did against DX, they were a lot of fun we did what we couldn't do on TV, but the crowd was live, rocking, they were incredible." Edge answered Ali.
"Thank you Edge, I have one more question for you." Ali said to Edge.
"Go ahead, Ali." Edge said back to Ali who began to ask him her final question.
"Edge… I know I survived Hell in a Cell against Heather and came out the TDW Women's Champion… but do you honestly think that I can make it out of this two out of three falls match for the Total Drama Wrestling Women's Championship against one of the best that WWE has to offer in Becky Lynch?" Ali asked Edge.
"Well… honestly Alisabeth, Becky Lynch has faced the best female wrestlers like Alexa Bliss, Charlotte Flair, Sasha Banks, Nikki Bella, and someone that you've wrestled in Natalya… but Natalya knows something about you that those other ladies don't know, and that is that you can wrestle in different styles, and because of that… any opponent that you can face in the wrestling world like Becky, or like for example… my wife Beth Phoenix." Edge said before the crowd cheered loudly, interrupting Edge's answer.
"Glamazon!" The crowd chanted for a minute before the chanting stopped as Edge resumed.
"Sorry about that, as I was saying… like "The Glamazon" Beth Phoenix for example… you could counter Beth's Glam-Slam, you can counter Becky's Dis-Arm-Her, you can block her Bexploder Suplex, and take her to Suplex City, before nailing your finishers for the win… so in other words, yes I believe that you can make it out of this two out of three falls match for the TDW Women's Championship." Edge said while he finished his answer to Ali, causing the crowd to cheer.
"The WWE Hall of Famer Edge believes in Ali who did everything from ripping up the ring canvas to using barbed wire 2x4's, skewers, chairs, even throwing Heather Clarkson off the top of the cell, in honestly one of the most brutal, violent, and brutal Hell in a Cell matches ever." JR said.
"I agree JR." Jerry said in agreement.
"Really?" Ali asked Edge.
"Yeah, even though you're still recovering from Hell in a Cell, I believe that you have the heart and resilience to win this two out of three falls match against Becky Lynch." Edge answered Ali, before the two hugged to a cheering crowd.
"Thanks Edge." Ali said to Edge.
"You're welcome, Ali... thanks for having me." Edge said back.
"I would love to keep this going, but I need to get ready for my match." Ali said to Edge.
"Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for WWE Hall of Famer "The Rated R Superstar" Edge!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered once again for Edge who departed the ring, as "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play once again.
"What an Ali's Pit that was JR!" Jerry said to JR.
"I completely agree with you King, we have 7 great matches for you tonight, first we will have Amy Mahon taking on Bridgette Thompson in a Qualifying Match to earn a spot inside of the Elimination Chamber for the TDW Women's Championship at No Way Out so don't go away." JR said before the camera faded to black.
WHAT A WAY TO KICK IT OFF!
OUR OPENING CONTEST IS BRIDGETTE THOMPSON TAKING ON AMY MAHON IN A QUALIFYING MATCH TO EARN A SHOT AT THE TDW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP AT NO WAY OUT!
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