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Draco and Hermione followed Professor McGonagall to their new dorm. Both in silence, because they were both deep in though… Draco about the rumor's that were going to spread about them… and Hermione, about how she couldn't wait to blast her music in her new room. When McGonagall interrupted their thoughts.

"Here is your dorm room… your password is what ever you two decide it to be. There is one bathroom, and Ms. Granger. Your room will be on the left, and Mr. Malfoy. Yours will be on the right. Have a nice year… and both of you….Behave yourselves. Goodnight."

As their Professor walked swiftly away… Draco and Hermione stood in shock open-mouthed.

"Did you know we were going to share a dorm room?" asked Draco, still in shock

"No… I just put on my 'surprised' face for show" responded Hermione… her voice drenched in sarcasm.

"Shut up. What do you want the password to be?"

"I dunno… it has to be something both of us agree on…"

"How about… uterus?"

"What? Hmmm… Sure! Why not?

"No! god, how about NO body parts… I was only kidding with the first one"

"Well you should be a little more specific. You can easily confuse us simpletons"

"Suuree… whatever Miss Top-of-the-Class-I-Know-Every-Answer-To-Every-Question-To-Every-Day"

"Wow… that just rolls off the tongue, don't it?… How about Ninja's?"

"………YEAH!"

"Woah! No need to scream… I'm right here"

"Sorry… You do the honors?"

"The honors of what?"

"….the honors!" nod's head to the portrait

looks to the portrait "What?"

"SAY THE FRIGGEN PASSWORD!"

"Why didn't you say so? I would gladly say the password………Ninja's"

A smug Hermione and an annoyed Draco walked through the door… and say the nicest room they had ever seen. The walls were black and red. The top was black, with accents of red. And the bottom was black with accents of red. There were two couches, a black with red throw pillows and a red one with black throw pillows. There was two desks with lamps, and also a kitchenette(?shrugs?). over on the left there was a staircase leading to a door which said Head Girl and to the right Head boy (just as McGonagall said). Hermione walked to her room and met a gargoyle.

"HALT! Who goes there?"

"Uhm… Hermione Granger"

"How do I know it is REALLY Hermione Granger"

"Uhm… I…. Don't know"

"Answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see."

"She"

"Whatever"

"Ok… ask away…"

"What… is your favorite color?"

"ur… green?"

"What… is your house name?"

"Griffindor"

"What... is the capital of Assyria?"

"………………………"

"AHAHA! You may enter…"

Hermione just rolled her eyes and walked into her room, 'Oh god… I hope that thing doesn't do that EVERY fricken time I go to my room.' She walked into a room with green walls and purple accessories. It had a large window overlooking the lake. 'EEK! It's my dream room!' Hermione was so happy she started doing a jig… just as Draco walked in from the bathroom entrance.

"Having fun, Granger?"

she stopped., and looked at him, and responded.

"Yes, actually… why? Were you having a fun time watching me?"

Draco blushed a deep red and mumbled a little 'no'

"No? then why did you come into MY room through the bathroom door, knowing that it would lead to MY room?" Hermione smirked at him… she got him

"uhh….err…. I…"

pause

Runs away

"Loser…" Hermione mumbled, as she put on some bowling for soup, and kept on with her dancing. Draco on the other hand was in his room Black walls, with silver accessories, large window over-looking quittage field pacing… wondering why on earth he went into Hermione's room to begin with.

'What the hell? How did I let that little know-it-all get away without saying my own comeback? She's good… I'm just not used to intelligent conversation I guess…….. IT IS STILL NO EXCUSE!

God damn it! She is going to wish she never hurt my ego!…. MWAHAHA! …… did I just laugh maniacally in my own head? Damn that's stupid…. FINE!"

"MWAHAHAH!"

"SHUT UP! YOUR INTERFERING WITH ME AND MY TUUNNES!" she said in a singsong voice

"Fine… enjoy your ' tunes'… just wait till tomorrow!" Draco whispered, with an evil grin plastered on his face.

KAY!

The three questions bit… I got from monty python and the holy grail

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