Cause…I'm just awesome. TWO DRABBLES IN FIVE MINUTES DUDE! I'm on a roll…of some sort…Kinda OC Katara…I think…

Its That Time Of Month, I Swear.

Pairing: Zutara

Rating: K

Author: Atashi

Challenge: Those bunnies are attacking me…

She Whacked Him Again.

"What the hell was that for peasen-"

WHACK

"WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO YOU PEA-"

WHACK WHACK

"Okay…this is kind of getting out of hand you two-"

WHACK WHACK WHACK

"KATARA! I thought it was Zuko you were suppose to be whacking not me!"

Katara bristly stood up from the earthen ground and growled looking around the camp, it was too frustrating three males, one male with a blue arrow on his head.

One male with ego issues.

And one male with ego issues, AND a red scar on his face. (Not to mention the fact he had issues with using people's names)

She had had enough, oh, hell of course Toph was there to talk to. Yeah, if you wanted to get told to chuck yourself in a river for being rude, or some sarcastic remark that wouldn't make anything better.

"Right, that's it. Toph! I hate the fact your so arrogant about everything, you do nothing and sometimes, I just want to chuck you off of Appa, if only murder wasn't counted as a BAD OR EVIL THING"

Katara wagged her finger at Sokka.

"AND SOKKA! I can't stand your barbaric ways of eating, sleeping, snoring, doing…stuff- HELL! I HATE ALL YOUR BARBARIC WAYS!"

Katara looked at Aang.

"Aang. Uh…" Katara began to stutter. "Your too wise for your own wisely good. Full stop, period."

She began to shudder as she glared towards Zuko's way, his eyes boring into hers as the knives began to sharpen.

"AND YOU! Your MAJESTY! I don't even know where the hell to start with you…insolent, ignorant, arrogant, egotistical, ill-mannered…"

Steam was already pouring from her tanned ears.

The group gazed as all the pent up anger of Katara was simply being put onto Zuko as his eyebrows began to twitch in annoyance at the water bender's glowing glare deepening into his.

"Deceitful, horrible, atrocious…did I mention arrogan-"

Wham.

And there you have it.

He kissed her.

Not because he had too, of course he didn't have too, it just seemed like the only way to shut her up at that time, of course Zuko knew that Aang, Toph and importantly the subtle, yet obvious warrior Sokka was sitting right there.

Gazes on the two as their lips locked against each other.

It was a battle, an internal battle of fire and water the way their tongues were fueled by each other's pure hate for the way they each walked, talked, fought, thought and many other things that simply make you describable by description.

They hated each other.

And they knew just how to show it.

"-Amazing, wonderful, gorgeous, terrific, extravagant human being you are…"

Katara finally finished her sentence.

The wrong way, but hey, we all make mistakes. (Its just Katara wasn't going to admit this was so completely right from her view, and yet so completely scandalous)

"And let it stay that way"

Zuko simply stated as he left towards the stream, leaving a bewildered Katara, a flushed Aang, an all to familiar, yet cocky Toph and a future screaming, kicking, howling, killing, crazy Brother.

"Wow, that's a lot of pent up sexual frustration going on there!" Toph remarked.

Aang looked at her, as Sokka grabbed the nearest sharp thing and began to attack his eyes.

"How do you know…. you couldn't see their kiss…?"

Toph grinned and simply stated.

"Fire benders with sexual frustration, equals sexual frustration with a hell of a heat to it…and then some, Water benders with sexual frustration, equals water under the earth going crazy…and you know what that equals?"

Aang thought for a moment and his eyes widened.

"Hidden ripples under the earth…"

HIDDEN RIPPLES UNDER THE EARTH WTF DOES THAT MEAN? I mean, yeah…I understand it but hell is anyone else going to…I hope so!

This drabble is so odd…

R&R PEOPLES!