Atashi: HOMG PLOT BUNNIES ATTACK! I'm so glad you guys are reviewing and enjoying these drabbles. Homg, I was studying up Yin and Yang just a minute ago. And apparently I came across that some 'sexual positions were created from the concept of yin and yang…I know…odd, but oh so true…it just strengthens the fact Zuko and Katara are the hawt elemental smexyness. COME ON!
Anywho, a drabble inspired by it.
Title: Aang You're Just An Oddball…Rating: M
Warning: Course Language (only a little) and some sexual innuendo (homg squee much?)
Author: Atashi
Challenge: Attack of the runaway rabbitsThey both stared at Aang with pure, shock stricken expressions on their poor, poor pale faces.
Oh no. Aang had not just asked Katara to do that with Zuko.
Oh no. Aang had not just asked Zuko to do that with Katara.
Holy crap.
What the fuck.
Oh my fucking god.
If Aang expected Katara and Zuko, to even think about touching each other's hands, let alone performing something as extravagant as Yin and Yang…se-se-se- Katara couldn't bring herself to even say that word.
"Come on guys, I know you aren't the best of buddies. But Monk Gyatsu told me all about Yin and Yang, and their qualities please?"
Zuko shot a hand out in front of Aangs face to signal 'stop, little bald monk'
"Wait, wait…you were taught sexual education, at a monks temple? And air bender temple? A place of oh-so-pure-air bender-dudes?"
Aang raised an eyebrow, and smiled
"Yup! Everything from Girls emotional issues, to vagi-"
Katara squealed and placed her hands against her ears in frustration as blushes shot through everyone's faces. Except for poor, not-so-innocent-as-we-expected Aang boy.
It was pretty lucky Sokka had gone to gather supplies for the next route out of the earth kingdom village. Otherwise this conversation would have sent Sokka to literally chuck Zuko down a cliff and throw acid on his pale, fire bending skin.
"So, let me get this straight. You want us, Katara and I to go into a stream, take our clothes off, and become-become- bec-be-be" Zuko's mouth and throat became hoarse, and dry as the thought over bared his teenage mind.
Katara's blush was still very existent, a straight, crimson blush from her ears to her chin.
Katara nodded slowly as she continued Zuko's sentence missing out a few details.
"While Zuko throws flames around our bodies…and I pull the water into his flames…and then, we…we…" Katara placed her hands over her flushed cheeks to block out the dirty thoughts.
Nodirtythoughtsnodirtythoughtsnodirtythoughtszukowithnoclotheshomgthepervertimbecoming…
Zuko Clutched the bridge of his nose and placed his head backwards as Aang gazed at them, it seemed to Zuko Aang found this very amusing, and Aang's eyes showed a mere curiosity with what was so bad about Zuko and Katara performing Yin and Yang se-
"Okay, lets go over this again…"
Aang groaned. This was taking forever, If he didn't want to save the world, he wouldn't have asked them to do it in the first place. But due to big old bad meanie man Ozai was burning a couple hundred villages, and towns down, they were going to have god dammn Yin Yang se-
"-Then we just act like nothing ever happened?" Zuko's eyes inflamed with rage, anger, but mostly embarrassment as Katara was seeing a completely different side to Zuko, he actually hadn't burnt Aang for even bringing up the topic!
Katara looked over at the fire bender as steamed past across his lips, oh yes, he was furious with the idea. That's when, she had an idea…
Katara's smirk, made everything so dammn evident.
She clutched Zuko's arm and gazed into his eye from his side.
"I suppose, he's right, Zuko…" She purred as she grasped his arm just a little tighter.
Her blush was very much still across her small, brown face as she spoke her purred out words, like a lynx to its mate.
"I guess we should just…. do it…" She whispered innocently against his sleeve.
Zuko's eyes widened.
Had-Had she just admitted she didn't care about the aftermath of the feat? Had she just admitted they better do it or otherwise the Avatar was going to bash them around the place for a few minutes with his staff? Had she just defied her brother?
Well, this was bloody exciting yet terrifying all in one.
He really hated hormones.
Zuko gulped, as the bead of sweat trickled down his throat, his adams apple retracting to the throat reflexes.
"I-I, What exactly do-do-do y-you me-mean…?" He shifted uncomfortably.
She pressed herself against his arm as her chest heaved up and pushed herself intimately against the soft fabric.
"I mean, Maybe we should just…" She reached up to his ear with a soft purr.
"Take our clothes off and become one." Her hot breath blew against his disfigured ear as the shivers ran up and down his back, electricity breathed into his spinal cord.
Aang was getting kind of confused, first they were wanting nothing to do with each other, and the Yin Yang Intimacy, and now they were all over each other like a flying Bison in heat.
Ew, Appa in heat….
Aang screwed his eyes in disgust.
Zuko, try as he might detach himself from the water tribe girl's gazed and breaths he couldn't help but moan in his throat a low husky moan as he received a smile from the girl.
She pulled away abruptly and began to laugh.
"I was kidding! Wow, you really are detached from yourself…" her giggles were soft and pretty as she tried not to loose control over the laughter that overcame her.
That girl was toying with him, she hadn't meant anything by it, but by hell was he going to let her off with just a glare from his golden pools…oh yes, he was going to main her pretty, little throat.
He stood up and she watched in surprise, all giggles hushed and Aang still watching the teens in play, as he grabbed her wrist, tugged her up as she flew to up, on her feet.
And this time, he blew and whispered in her ear.
"Come on, you…we have some yin and yang 'sensualities' to discuss between each other."
Here eyes flew widely open, and he pulled her toward the stream as her whimpers could be heard.
Aang watched in disbelief as the leaves rustled against the un treated wind, and his red and orange cloths blew against his small face.
Momo jumped up onto Aang's shoulder and ate his nut in bliss.
"Hey Momo! Have fun with Sokka?"
Oh snap.
Sokka.
"Hey Katara wha- OH MY GOD ZUKO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU- OH MY GOD OH SHIT WHAT THE- AHH! HOLY-YOU-HI- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOIN- OI GET AWAY FROM MY SISTER YOU PERVERTED SCAR MAN!"
Aang sighed and joined Momo in an eating contest.
Being the avatar was hard enough, without having two horny teenagers, even if it was his job to make Yin and Yang come together as one.
They could do it on their own.
Dammn teen hormones.
They suck.
Atashi: This was pretty long…OO;;; OKAY
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