Hogwarts; A History

Disclaimer: Whoo. Those pills made me woozy. Everything's all spinny. I… I don't own Harry Potter. Whoa. What's that? Is that a… a… :falls on back:

The days flew by. It was almost time for Harry to start Hogwarts. Sirius was moping around the house, mostly staying locked in his and Remus' room. Remus was doing housework almost incessantly. He had cleaned every room in the house at least twice. Harry was reading.

Remus had forced Harry to read Hogwarts; A History. He was almost finished with it but he kept getting stuck in different places. It was just so dry. Finally, the day before school started, he finished it.

I can't get up… Hee hee. The ceiling's got spots all over it. Heh, that's cool. Review, please.

:An hour later:

Wait… what am I doing on the floor? And what's this bottle?