Who wants to be a gazillionair!
One day Darth Vader was watching TV. He was watching the new as usual. Being the Force user that he was, he was predicting what the next story was going to be.
"The next story will be sports!" Vader said
"In recent news Darth Vader was discovered as being gay!" the Newscaster said.
"Hey, I'm not gay! At least it's not as bad. As that time I was dating Angelina Jolie. That was bad. Every time she tried to kiss me, I thought she was trying to eat me alive with those lips." Vader said in a sentence that was way too long.
Suddenly, Darth Vader saw a commercial for the galaxy's most popular Game show, "who wants to be A gazillionair!" it was at the very moment the he decided he wanted a hamburger. Oh and that he wanted to call his mom. And be on the game show.
Later that night…Darth is talking to his dead mom, via the Internet.
"So how was your day?" she asked
"Fine." He replied
"What'd you do?" She asked
"Nothing. I killed people, force choked a stormtrooper, and I ate a hamburger." He said
"Now honey, you know I don't approve of your senseless killing and mindless violence." She said angrily
"Mommy, It's not senseless killing, it's killing with a purpose. I was bored."
"Now son, that's no excuse."
"I don't care, mom. I'm going to bed!"
The next day…Darth was on the game show!
Being that the host was none other than Chewbacca, everyone knew what he was saying. Except Darth VADER.
"EWRRDHKKK" Chewbacca said as the crowd cheered
"What are you saying?" Darth asked politely
"HGFFRYYTSDLK!" Chewbacca screamed
"Tell me what you are saying, please" Darth Vader asked again
"Jgirkwyyuul!" Chewbacca answed
Will darth vader ever find out what Chewbacca is saying? is he really gay? and is Palpatene a women? Find out next time on Who wants to be a gazillionaire?