The Woman With Bright Purple Hair
Disclaimer: The whole ceiling is spinning… Hee hee. What? Oh the funny man in the white shirt says that I don't own Harry Potter… Hee… Woah… Look at the colors…
To say the least, Remus and Sirius were a bit scared when they heard the mysterious voice from the fire. Well, Sirius denied it fervently but he did jump. They turned around to find a female head in the fire. The woman had bright purple hair and was snapping a piece of bubble gum.
Remus promptly fell off of his chair. Sirius grinned broadly, stood up and crouched down in front of the fire. Remus then rose from his position on the floor and joined his husband.
What the hell? I'm on the ground again! What is this! Who the hell are you? What do you want? No, you know what… I don't like needles! I don't want to go to sleep! Back off, asshole! No hold on!
:Man in white clears throat and says: Whew! She's a tough one. Hm… Oh. Review.