A/N: This is a random fantasy from a pool party I had where we all singing the bologna song and I thought of Shippo.
Spelling of wiener courtesy of Jenny H.
Disclaimer: I don't but I wish I owned Inuyahsa.
It was a normal day for our favorite group of Inuyasha homies…(A/N: For those who don't know me already, I am legally and illegally insane. So this story might be interesting.)
Out of the blue, Shippo randomly said in a sing-songy voice, " I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener!"
Everyone stopped walking and did a double take at Shippo. There was an awkward silence as Shippo avoided everyone faces. Miroku suddenly broke the silence hanging over the group, by asking the question they were all thinking. " What the heck was that?"
Shippo shifted uncomfterably as he answered, " Kagome taught me that from her time".
Realization slowly dawned on Kagome, " Oh yeah…Do you guys remember the bologna song?"
Sango, Miroku, and Shippo nodded their heads yes. Inuyasha groaned and put his face in his hands as he muttered," What did I do to deserve this?"
Kagome answered with one word, "SIT!". Ignoring the Inuyahsa shaped crater in the ground, she continued speaking. "Okay then, sing on the count of three. One…Two…Three!"
All but Inuyasha joined Kagome in singing a song about the wonders of bologna and how much they love it:
"My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R!
My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R!
I love to eat it everyday, and if you ask me why I'll say-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!
'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!"
Overhead in the trees, Sessomaru, Jaken, and Rin watched the strange scene below. Sessomaru and Jaken shook their heads in dismay, and continued on their way. Rin ran up to Kagome and asked, " Can you teach me that?" Kagome groaned as Inuyasha grinned and laughed maniacally at the idea of driving Sessomaru crazy everyday with this song.
FIN
A/N: When Inuyasha laughs and grins maniacally, that could mean no good….