Roxas and Axel walked up to Saix Xigbar and Larxene.
"Lively night tonight." Axel said.
"That's cause I got this party goin'!" Xigbar said laughingly. "You all know I'm bad like that!"
"I rue the day he was born with a mouth." Saix snarled.
"What brings you two lovebirds here?" Larxene asked Axel and Roxas coyly.
"Lovebirds?" Roxas snapped.
"Please Roxas, behave tonight." Axel chided.
"I can't." Roxas sighed. "Everyone thinks you and I are a couple."
"Hey Roxas you know…" Axel started.
"I know! I know! But I can't stand it. Ever seen all that yaoi work?" Roxas asked.
"Yep and it's real interesting stuff." Larxene smiled. "I didn't know Roxas could actually fit his "keyblade" into Axel's…."
"Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!" Roxas cried and put his hands over his ears. "That's not true! It never happened!"
"Ohhh….?" Larxene asked.
"Here we go." Saix grumbled.
"Stop trying to hide it." Larxene smiled. "You're both gay and everyone knows it!"
"But we're just friends!" Roxas whined.
"Best friends." Axel winked at Roxas.
"Oh what a naughty little wink." Larxene giggled. "Say Axel didn't you and Roxas do that one thing in the boy's room stalls…."
"Ahhhhh!" Roxas screeched. He then ran away.
Larxene let out a hardy laugh.
"Messing around with that little homophobe is so much fun!" Larxene giggled.
"I don't think he's homophobic." Axel said. "He's just "Fan Girl Phobic" Got it memorized?"
"I forgot already." Larxene laughed.
"Yo." Xigbar said. "Check out what the bitch is trying to do right now."
To prove himself, Roxas was going up to two lovely mermaids. Really sexy mermaids.
"Hi girls!" Roxas said cheerfully.
The girls turned around and smiled.
"Oh my God!" One mermaid said. "You're Roxas! Oh my God!"
Roxas smiled.
"You and Axel are the cutest and bestest Kingdom Hearts couple!" They both screeched.
Roxas stopped smiling and frowned.
"We're not a couple!" Roxas sneered.
Axel then came up with a tall drink for Roxas.
"Roxas!" Axel said cheerfully. "I bought ya drink buddy."
"Eeeeeee!" The mermaids shrieked. "Axel bought Roxas a drink! They're gonna sex! Oh my God! I love this!"
Roxas ran away screaming. Axel stood there shaking his head.
"Poor Roxas will never grow out of this stage."
The mermaids then went up to Axel.
"Axel! Axel!" They shrieked. "Can we get a picture of you and Roxas together?"
"Maybe later." Axel said calmly. "When he gets back."
Axel went back to where the other members were.
"I gotta get Roxas outta that "Paranoid" stage." Axel moaned. "He still isn't used to the 'Fan Girl' curse I got used to."
"You get all the fan girls and I get none." Saix snarled.
"That's cause you always getting' mad at every crap!" Xigbar sighed.
"If I had a heart…" Saix said.
"Man shut up. Just cause you don't have a heart doesn't mean you gotta be an ass." Xigbar said.
"Anyway." Axel said. "I hope where Roxas is right now he's thinking his actions over. Knowing he's Sora's nobody I'm sure he'll find a way to get over this stage in his life."
Suddenly a loud voice came over the auditorium.
"Hey everyone! Listen up!" the voice called out.
"Check it out." Larxene said. "Your one-and-only's up on stage Axel!"
Axel then looked up to see Roxas with this mike in his hand out on stage.
"I hope he's not up there like I think he is." Axel said.
"I don't mean this to be a political statement." Roxas shouted. "But I got something to say about what you all think of me and Axel.
"HeIt is." Axel sighed putting his hand to his forehead.
"Now a lot of you think me and Axel are a gay couple." Roxas started.
All the mermaids in the audience yelled. "Yyyyaaaaaaayyyyy!"
"Shut it!" Roxas yelled. The audience was silent. "I'm here tonight to tell you that's not true! We're just best friends like men outta be."
Then all the mermen in the audience yelled. "Yeaaahhhhhh!"
"Whatever happened to "Best Friends" huh?" Roxas griped. "Me and Axel are good buddies! And to make sure it sticks into your heads, I gotta song to sing about this! So listen up, and when it's over I hope you do what my buddy Axel always says, "Got it memorized!" Let's hit it!"
XIII Roxas's Song
'Me And Axel Aren't Gay'
(Sung to the Tune of Back Street Boy's 'I Want it That Way')
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The Rum-ors
Are circu-la-ting
Conspir-acies
Esca-la-ting!
So here I am
With some-thing to say!
Me And Axel Aren't Gay!
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He's like
My Bro-ther!
He is not
My Gay Lo-ver!
Now I know
That Yao-i is hot to-day!
But me And Axel Aren't Gay!
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What do I
Have to prove that we're just be-st friends?
Where's the point
When all of this senseless ya-oi ends-?
Besides that
I'm much younger than him any-way!
So Me and Axel aren't Gay!
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The two of us
Are hot in Ja-pan!
But it's not like
We're doin' man-on-man!
Despite what-
The In-ter-net might say-!
Me And Axel Aren't Gay!
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Now I admit
He's go-t charisma and a-ppeal!
But that don't mean
I'm playin' with his "Fla-me Wheel"
Just to let you know
Me and Axel don't swing that way-!
Cause Me And Axel Aren't Gay!
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Ask my friend Hayner
He'll make it more clearer!
You can also ask Pence and Olette-!
(I bet)
Axel; I'll always stick with him!
That don't mean I'd kiss him!
Or go any-where beyond that!
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The Fan Girls
Like this hu-ge fuss!
They will be
The death of- us-!
But I –But I-But I-But I-But I-
(Pause)
I'm straight and you all kno-w it!
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Fa-n Art I- now dre-ad to see!
Of me an' Axel doin' "Tongue Ho-ckey!"
I really wish we weren't
All- drawn Bisho-nen this way!
But Me And Axel Aren't Gay!
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Will people stop
Makin' us the- Kingdom Hearts co-uple?
Riku and So-ra
That pa-iring's far more belie-va-ble!
But all the Fan Girls
Never get e-nough of- yaoi fore-play!
But Me and Axel Aren't Gay!
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The I-dea of
Sex between us is a re-al shame!
Besides that
This- is a freakin' Dis-ney game!
Now that I'm- done
I hope I leave the fan girls in real- dismay!
Cause Me And Axel Aren't Gay!
Me And Axel Aren't Gay-!
When the song was done, the affect Roxas was going for didn't go like he wanted. The mermaids were cheering and the mermen were laughing. Roxas's jaw dropped to the floor.
"What is this?" Roxas yelled.
Axel then stood beside Roxas on stage. At the moment the mermaids went into a frenzy.
"They're together! Yaaaaayyyy!" The mermaids yelled. The mermen couldn't stop laughing.
Roxas then looked painfully up at Axel.
"Axel I told em you and I aren't gay!" Roxas whined. "I was supposed to get the mermaids crying and the mermen cheering. What happened?"
"Roxas." Axel said putting his hand on his shoulder. This drove the mermaid fan girls wild!
"Shoulder tap! Shoulder tap!" Mermaids yelled from everywhere. "They're sexing!"
"Axel-" Roxas whined.
"Roxas." Axel said calmly. "A Back Street Boys song? What were you thinking man? Now the guys in the audience think you're still gay, and the girls in the audience think you're twice as gay! Girls like gay boys who are defensive of their orientation and sing a song by a gay group of boys to try and prove it!"
"But…but…but…" Roxas stuttered. "But…..even so, I still wanted to prove my point. Back Street Boys go nothing to do with this. I mean, look at Sephiroth. Lance Bass did his voice, and no one thinks Sephiroth is gay!"
"You're living in your own fantasy world right now aren't you Roxas?" Axel said.
Roxas then lost it putting his hands to his head!
"We're not a couple! We're not a couple!" Woxas yelled and then whipped out his keyblade. "We're-not-a-couple!"
"Whoa! Roxas ma' baby! Calm down!" Axel chided.
Roxas then went into the audience wielding his keyblade. He screamed manically waving it around, although he wasn't intending to hurt anybody.
Although the merpeople kept a respect distance, many rabid fan girls still waited around to see Axle and Roxas even make the slightest touch contact in hopes of getting more pictures.
Larxene then threw a throwing knife at Roxas's keyblade making him fall down.
"Ah, someone needs to put the lights out." Larxene smiled.
Roxas got up and looked at Larxene angrily.
Larxene just smiled and said. "Nice song Roaxs! I'm SO sure it convinced alotta people you and Axel aren't doin' any 'Mini Games' in Kingdom Hearts."
"You know it! I know it! They need to know it! We're not a couple!" Roxas scolded.
"So sorry." Larxene said. "As long as Kingdom Hearts has a fan base, you and Axel will at the most be hinted as being a gay couple. But other than that, everyone knows you two love each other a lot!"
Roxas then whipped his keyblade out.
"I will swear to destroy the fan base! I'll make every fan girl meet her doom! I'll, I'll…" Roxas started.
He suddenly was calmed but Axel's grip on his shoulder.
"Roxas put that thing away and stop trying to be so defensive. As far as I'm concerned you'll always be my best bud no matter what people think!" Axel said.
Roxas put his keyblade away and then breathed a sigh of relief.
"I guess I went crazy. I gotta mature and realize that I can't help if the fan public thinks that way." Roxas said. "But Axel, are we really more than just friends?"
"Depends on whoever's reading this crap." Axel said. "Remember, it's not what they believe to be important, it's what you believe."
"That's bulls(beep)t" Larxene said. "If what you believe was more important than what the fan base believed, this game wouldn't sell as well."
"Just live with it like I do." Axel said. "You'll feel better."
Roxas smiled and accepted it.
"You're right Axel." Roxas said. "It was thoughtless of me to get overly defensive."
Axel then gave Roxas a noogie. "That's my boy!"
"Aw I love ya Axel!" Roxas smiled.
The mermaids began to yell once again. "He said it! Roxas loves Axel! They are a couple! Yaaaaayyyyyy!"
Roxas got angry again and then got out of Axel's arms and whipped out his keyblade.
"We are NOT a couple!" Roxas yelled. And once again ran towards the audience swaying his keyblade.
Axel but his hand to his forehead again. "Some things just take too much time getting used to I guess."
"This is the stupidest night I ever witnessed." Saix growled.
"Couldn't be as bad as the night the Organization was playing charades and you tried imitating a moose in heat." Xigbar said.
More songs to come. Axel is our next singing diva in the next chapter as Kareoke Night continues. Pardon Roxas's reactions. However the fan base views the relationship between Roxas and Axel is their business. I'm not a homophobe anyway. I just thought the song I came up for Roxas fits the current trend, cause where I put my artwork up, Roxas/Axel pairings are very popular.
Anyways more to come soon. Stay tuned.