A/N: I have noooooo Idea where I got this Idea from. It just came to me! Please RxR. Oh, and this is like, my first fic. I don't care what you say to me. I learn from My mistakes

Disclaimer: Ha Ha! I own Envy! he's mine I tell you! MINE!heh heh, just kidding. I don't own Anyone.

Parings: InuxKag, MiroxSan, EdoxRose, AlxWinrry, BankotsuxJakotsu, KohakuxRin, EnvyxSloth, GreedxLust, ShippoxSatsuki, RoyxRiza, HoinheimxTrisha, and any others I can think of.

Once apon a time there was a palm tree. His name was Envy. His best friend was a midget. His name was Edo. Edo and Envy loved playing together. One day wile envy and Edo were playing House together, Sesshomaru came to them and asked them if they had seen a chicken in a red cape. When Edo heard this he screamed at the top of his lungs: "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT HE COULD SIT ON A CRUMB AND SWING HIS FEET!" Sesshomaru cackeled. "You, Mini-Man!"He said. Sesshy and Edo continued their bickering for about an hour and 45 miuntes. Envy didn't like to see his buddy get picked on so he stepped in. "Hey! Fluffy!" This got Sesshy's attention.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO FLUFFY THAT HE COULD FLY LIKE A CLOUD?" Just then Seshomaru started levitating. "What the Hell?" He said and he started going up and up and up until he was compleatly out of sight."What was his problem?" Edo said after a wile. Just then and airplain flew by and little bits of fluff came floating down.

"AAAGH!" Envy shreiked."It's starting to snow! Moisture isn't good for my hair!" Envy ran inside the house that seemed to appear out of nowhere."Wait for me, Buddy!"

Edo said and ran after Envy. Once they where both safe inside the house, it actually did start to snow, even though it was the middle of june and they where in Florida. Everyone else from Both FMA and InuYasha ((not including Sesshy)) were already inside the house, safe and sound. "Hey InuYasha your brother was outside and he askedus if we had seen a chicken in a red cape and i got mad and we fought and envy's like hey fuffy!and he got mad and then he floated up to the sky and an ariplaine hit him!" InuYasha cackeled. "finaly! he's out of my hair!

Roy glanced outside the window. Hey, does anyone notice that it's snowing? And it's in the middle of june? And We're in Florida?." Akward silance. "Many of us where quite proplexed about that."Everyone looked around at Eachother . "GASP!" Bankotsu said suddenly.((Yes. they're in the story too. When I say everyone I mean Everyone.))"We've been forgeting to turn the calender! It's Cristmas time!" He was acctually wrong, it was June. It just happent to be snowing for no logical reason."Lets have a Christmas Party!" Kagome said excitedly. "Yeah! We need to get a Tree!" Wrath said, jumping up and down."I'll be in charge of that!" Greed said. "Anybody wanna come with?"He asked. "I'll go!" Shippo said "Me too!" Izumi said. And the went to the forrest to pick out a tree."We need orniments and food and Candy and stuff!" Rin piped." I can go to Publix." Kikyo said. "Ill go with you." Rankotsu said. "Us too." said Riza, Kain, InuTaisho and Hojo."we'll go to Walmart." said Envy, InuYasha, and Miroku."We're going with you" Said Kagome and Sango. "I'll order Pizza!"Kimblee said and ran off to the phone.Then Everyone split up to do what they needed to.

In the Forrest

"Shippo, that tree is to small." Izumi said to Shippo, who was hugging a 3 foot tall tree."Yeah, short-man, We need a BIG tree for our BIG house." Greed said proudly. "Now there,is a tree." He said pointing to an approximatly 65 foot tree. Shippo looked up so high that he fell over on his back. "is our house that big?" "Of course!" He said back, Carbonizing himself and ripping the colosal tree out of the ground. "I'm gonna call Envy and tell him to get extra orniments." Izumi said, taking out her cell phone.

At Walmart

"No, Miroku, We wanted Gold streamers and Red Ballons." Kagome said to Miroku. "Does it really matter?" Miroku muttered back. Just then a high pitched version of Redy, Stedy, Go was hered. "Oh, that's my cell phone. I keep forgeting I changed the ringtone!" Envy said, flipping open his cell phone. "Hello?...Yeah...WHAT?...WHY?...(sigh) how big is it?...65 FEET? THAT'S STUPID!...How much?...How much is that?...Miroku don't know Squat!...Ok...Yeah...Bye." and He hung up. "Who was it?" Sango asked. "It was Izumi. She said that Greed decided to get a 65 foot tree, so we need extra orniments. And a ladder." Envy answered back. "good thing we brought one of the trucks." InuYasha said and turned around to go to the Hardware section."I'll be right back, I'm going to find a ladder" He said.

At Publix

"We're gonna need more than one goose, Hojo" Kikyo said. "There's over 100 of us." Hojo shrugged. "That's true." He addmitted. "We'll get 7. C'mon, we need to find the Others." And they went to find them.

On the other side of the store

The Others were in the Produce section being difficult. "What! 3 peaches for $5.00! What a rip off!"Rankotsu yelled, throwing sevral fruits across the room. "yo, Rankotsu, do we need any Cranberry Sauce?"Kain asked. "Of course not! This isn't thanks giving!"InuTisho protested. Whe Kikyo and Hojo finaly found them, she grabed Rankotsu by the ear."Aaaaggh!" He yelped. "C'mon, Rankotsu." She said.

Back at the house

Edo, Al, Wrath, Havoc, Hiten, Manten, and Menomaru were playing InuYasha Feudal Combat on Playstation. "Pess Circle! Press Circle! CIRCLE, YOU FOOL!" they were yelling "No! it's X!"Wrath yelled"Shut up, Wrath! you're just trying to make me loose!" Bankotsu Barked back. Bankotsu was playing as Sesshomaru and Ed was playing as Kikyo. "See! You made Sesshomaru Die!" Manten whined. "speaking of Sesshomaru, Where is he? I haven't seen him in Quite a wile." Havoc said. Edo cleared his throat wrather loudly, but no one noticed him. Just then Shippo came through the door yelling "Clear a path! Gigantic tree coming through!" as Greed, Fully Carbonized, Squeezed the tree through the door, and set it up. "Whew! That thing's Heavy!" He said dropping to the floor. A few minutes later Miroku, Sango and Kagome came in with several large boxes of orniments. InuYasha and Envy in the form of Warren Sapp followed them with the ladder. a few more minutes later Kikyo, Hojo, Rankotsu, Kain, Riza, And InuTishio came back with the food.

"Okay!" Kagome said, clapping her hands together"Let's get this show on the road!"

Like I said before, I have nooooo Idea where this Idea came from! Muahahaha! And for all you Sesshy-luvers out there, don't worry! Sesshy will be brought back to life! Please Reveiw, Peoples! The next chapter will be in when I finish it and When I figure out how to add a chapter. (mabey someone could tell me how in the revews, ne?)

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