Title: Afternoon Tea
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Characters: Hermione/Severus
Authors Notes: An afternoon after classes, I have issues, clearly.
"Hello, Dear."
"Hrmph"
"Ah, another bad day."
"I teach nothing but dunderheads."
"Well, sometime you should try to see the upside of things."
"I often see the upside to things. Take Potter for example, I hated him, teaching him, being around him, but now, he's dead, see, upside."
"You know I hate when you talk about Harry like that, I have for years, tea?"
"Yes, tea. Ah, yes precious Potter, how can I forget the way you defended him."
"I defended you too."
"…"
"Hmmm, I always wondered if it was true, cyanide really doesn't have taste, does it, dearest?"