Into The Wild Chatroom

by The Other Reindeer

A weird, somewhat random Warriors chatroom. The first part is only Into The Wild but more will come. Can the Mighty Moderator defeat ShadowClan? Find out!

1. Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Graypaw has entered the room.

Bluestar has entered the room.

Graypaw: I met this kittypet and I think he should join the Clan.

Bluestar: Ok.

ThunderClan has entered the room.

Graypaw: We're taking a kittypet into the Clan.

ThunderClan: No we're not.

Graypaw: Yes we are.

ThunderClan: No we're not.

Bluestar: We are because I'm the leader and I said so.

ThunderClan: Ok.

Rusty has entered the room.

Rusty: Is this the Thunder-thing chat room?

Graypaw: It's called ThunderClan.

Rusty: Right. So am I going to join Thunder-thing or not?

Bluestar: No.

Graypaw: But you said yes!

Bluestar: You can join ThunderClan, not Thunder-thing.

Rusty: Ok, ok, ThunderClan. What's my name?

Bluestar: Rusty.

Rusty: You mean I don't get a thing name?

Graypaw: A Clan name?

Rusty: Oh, right.

Bluestar: Firepaw sounds good.

Firepaw: Ok.

StarClan has entered the room.

StarClan: Fire will save the Clan.

StarClan has left the room.

Firepaw: Do they mean me?

ThunderClan: Probably.

Firepaw: Ok.

ThunderClan: We need saving!

Firepaw: No you don't.

ThunderClan: Yes we do.

Firepaw: No you don't.

ThunderClan: Yes we do.

Firepaw: No you don't.

ThunderClan: Ok.

ShadowClan has entered the room.

ShadowClan: Hi.

Bluestar: How'd they get here?

ShadowClan: We're attacking. CHARGE!

ThunderClan: YES WE DO!

ShadowClan: Huh?

ThunderClan: Inside joke.

ShadowClan: Oh. CHARGE!

ThunderClan: Firepaw, now would be a good time.

Firepaw: Ok...um...I call on the mighty powers of The Moderator.

Mighty Moderator has entered the room.

Mighty Moderator: Yeah?

Firepaw: Get rid of ShadowClan for me, please.

Mighty Moderator: Why?

Firepaw: They're attacking.

Mighty Moderator: This is a simulated online environment. You're safe.

ThunderClan: But we feel threatened. Our self-esteem is rapidly deteriorating.

Mighty Moderator: Oh. Ok...

ShadowClan has left the room.

Mighty Moderator: Bye.

Mighty Moderator has left the room.

Firepaw: Isn't the Mighty Moderator supposed to be moderating?

ThunderClan: Oh well.

Firepaw: How 'bout some thanks, please.

ThunderClan: Oh, right. Thanks, Firepaw.

StarClan has entered the room.

StarClan: I told you so.

StarClan has left the room.

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