A/N: hello. i'm sorry I took so long. I was...busy. n e way, this chapter is about stuff that happens when everyone is done shopping.

Twas 3 nights before christmas, and all through the house, lots of people were stirring, including a mouse. Everyone was wrapping up there gifts with care, in hopes that the pizza man soon would be there.

"Aaaagghhh, i'm starving!" Moaned InuYasha as he sat and whatched everyone else slave over hot wrapping utensils."InuYasha, quit whining, the pizza guy will be here soon! Didn't you read the chapter intro?" Kagome snapped back at him. InuYasha poked th intro sentances. "Oh yeah, well in that case, I'll wait. Gah! stupid narrator! stop controling my sentances!"

Sloth, in her kerchef, and Envy in his cap, had just settled down for a short winter's nap. Although Envy was still awake, playing with a lock of Sloth's hair. "Envy, That's getting anoyying." Sloth said. She had been awake the whole time, therefore making the first sentance of this section-thingy pointless. "sorry" he said wrapping his arms around her waist, and burrying his head in her neck. after a good 2 minute in that position, Envy broke the silance. "So, I quess we're in love, now, huh?" Sloth turned around to face him. "yeah, I quess so" she said, cuddling against him.

DING DONG!

"PIZZA!" everyone in the house sreamed. "i'll get it!" Shippo piped. When shippo opened the door, there were 17 pizza men sanding outside, each with 4 pizzas in there hands. The pizza guy at the front said "68 pizzas, 37 extra lare cheese, 14 largeveggie lovers, 5 extra large pepporonies, and 12 medium sausage, 20 two liter sodas, 14 cocacloa, 3 pepsi, and 3 sprite." "That's us." shippo said. "That will be $346.46." Shippo dug in his pocket, and pulled out 4 $100 bills and handed it to the guy. "Keep the change.buy yourself somthing nice." 17 random military soilders came and helped shippo carry the food.

After everyone was done eating,some of themdecided to play some more video games. Greed, though was up in his room, with, Lust, Yura, Kagura, Martel, Winry((just wait till edo finds out, greed-kun!)),Kanna, and Jakotsu((!)) hanging off of him. Sloth and Envy were having sex, again, Shippo was wrapping gifts, Edo was transmuting gifts, and lots of of other people were doing lots of other stuff.

Miroku and Roy decided to join forces in leching. They ran around the house with sunglasses and headsets on wile mission impossible music played in the backround. Miroku touched his headpeace. "Target sighted" He said, looking at Sango, who was carrying a large pile of gifts. "Woah, her butt is nicer than Riza's!" Roy replied. "ten-four. move in with the plan." Miroku said. "copy that." Roy walked past Sango and "accedentaly" bumped into her, causing her to drop the gifts. "Omigosh! I'm so sorry Sango-chan!" Roy said in a fake apology voice. Sango, naturally, bent over to pic up the fallen gifts, and Miroku, with a mini camera, diguised as a pen, took several pictures of her butt. They did the same thing with every other pretty girl in the house.

A/N: bad way to end a chapter, but oh well. plz review

ps: so sorry for taking so long to update.

Kamikazie Watermelon