A/N: Yo yo yo, My homie G canines! it's almost been a year scince I started this fic!

Roy, Miroku and now, Jiraya (sp?) layed out a map of the whole house that was marked with the spots were all the girls hung out, most of the time.

Roy, Miroku and Jiraya had formed the "R squad" only because "R" was the only letter all three of them had in their names. Kakashi wanted to join, but there was no r in his name so they wouldn't let him.

"Okay, so here's the plan." Roy said pointing to the map. "I'll be hitting all the spots in the northwest division." He said drawing a square border with his finger. "Miroku, you take the southwest, and Jiraya, the southeast." Miroku nodded. "But what about the northeast?" Jiraya asked. Roy's eyes narowed. "That's where Sango, Tsunade, and Riza hang out. We're gonna hit that spot together." Jiraya nodded. then, they put there hands in a circle and chanted: "1! 2! 3! R SQUAD!" in unison.

Meanwile, Kakashi was lying in bed after a brutel shopping spree. "UGH! UGH! UGH! take of my mask man, I cant breath UGH!"he said.Guy was sitting on a chair next to him. "I hope Sasuke doesn't find out about te macy's sale. you know how he gets around sales. Just then, they heard foot steps coming up the stairs, and Sasuke entered the room. "What going on? Why's kakashi in bed?" He asked. then, Kiba came into the room "Hey! there's a sale! it's at Macy's! who want's to come with me?" he asked. Guy slaped his forehead. "Sale?" sasuke said and in his mind, he thought: no sasuke! dont go (echo) go go go go. then he ran out of the room and went to Macy's to do some last minute shopping.

Shippo had become a big fan of Naruto, because of his uber fox ninja skillz. "Naruto! Naruto! can you draw lines on my cheeks?" Shippo said, tugging on Naruto's pant leg. "If it will make you shut up, then yeah." He replied "Ok! I promise!" Naruto sighed, dug in his pocket for a moment, then pulled out a grease pen. Naruto gripped Shippo's chin. "Hold still." he said, prior to drawing three bold lines on each of Shippo's cheeks. "There." Shippo looked in a nearby mirror. "YAAAAY!...now can you teach me how to transform better?" "NO!"

Meanwile, back with the R squad, the had all met behind a corner, getting ready to assault the northeast divison. "Okay, Sango first." Roy said. Miroku nodded and held up a false present box, made so that the bottom would fall out, if you didn't hold it. Jiraya took out a pencil and notepad and began to to write down ideas for a new book. "Okay, move in" Roy said, and miroku, walked up to sango (with his hand under the box to support it) "Excuse me, Sango" Sango turned around. "Merry Christmas Eve!" He said, holding the box out to her. She hesitated to touch it at first, but grabed the sides. A sweater fell out of the bottom, and naturally, she bent over to pick it up, and Roy took pictures.

After they were done with tsunade, they moved on to Riza. "Jiraya!" Roy said. "right!" he replied, and transformed into an ant with a teenie camera. Roy knocked on Riza's door, with ant Jiraya at his side. When Riza answered it, Roy asked her if she would try on a skirt he bought her. Riza looked skeptikal. "Here, I'll even go out of the room." He said, then he handed her the skirt and closed the door, but not before he was sure Jiraya was in. as Riza got undressed, and dressed again, Jiraya took several pictures, from several angles. ((Keh keh keh))

A/N: This chappie was short, but sweet. the Jiraya thing was done by request from my good friend, Kamahi.

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