[I, MorphManiac, do not own Trix Rabbit or its affiliates. The following chapter is completely fictional and pointless.]

Randolph awoke the next morning to a bright and early day. He went to eat breakfast, but as usual, his toast and jam was eaten by Earl, the chipmunk. He therefore decided to skip breakfast and move on to getting dressed.

He pulled on his Velcro pants, shirt, shoes, socks, and hat very quickly, viewing himself in the mirror. "I FEEL GOOD! Dananana...I KNEW THAT I WOULD!" he sang, a bit off-key. "I FEEL...hey wait...who's Earl, the chipmunk? And since when do I get to eat breakfast?"

Suddenly, through the plaster roof of his apartment, and blue fairy descended and proceeded to bop Randolph on the head.

"WHAT THE CRAP WAS THAT FOR?!" Randolph exclaimed, rubbing his head.

"Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head. I'll-"the fairy stopped abruptly, staring at Randolph with a hint of confusion. "Um...you aren't Little Bunny Foo Foo, are you?"

Randolph shook his head, but immediately found this was a bad idea, as his head hurt like yo mama's pancakes. "No. I'm Randolph."

"OH!" the Blue Fairy (her name to be forever capitalized) said with recognition. "You're the Velcro rabbit who wanted to know who Earl the squirrel was, correct?"

And somewhere, very far away, a band came up with a hilarious parody of "Goodbye Earl" from the Dixie Chicks, that until now was very underground.

"Chipmunk. Earl the chipmunk."

"Yes, that's what I said. Anyway, the purpose of Earl the chipmunk is to make the readers of this story laugh, and is not very important to the plot at all. In fact, many readers did not even see the sentence with 'Earl the chipmunk' in it, and therefore have been very confused this whole time. This actually makes this story about a page longer than it needs to be."

"Can we get on with the story now?" Randolph cried to his plaster-ceiling-with-a-hole-in-it.

"Yes," the lovely and talented MorphManiac roared. "I think that's a right dandy idea."

The Blue Fairy disappeared, as did the hole in the ceiling, and Randolph had a senior moment and temporarily forget what he was thinking about.

Will Randolph ever remember what he was talking about?

Does the Blue Fairy find Little Bunny Foo Foo and successfully prevent him from bopping field mice on the cranium?

Will MorphManiac ever get the story on the way instead of stalling for time?

Find out, and review!