A.N: Chapter 2! Whee, I'm really happy with this one. ANNNND, we get a charrie from TMM O! Gasp! Read and review, kay?

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Yuzu had really no idea what she got herself into. What was with this girl? Yuzu had never done anything to make something hate her...– okay, she had many times...but she didn't do anything to make anyone want to kill her.

The angered girl lunged at Yuzu, throwing a clenched fist at her head. Yuzu, with some kind of luck, ducked her head in time, and dodged the fist.

"That...was close!" Yuzu thought, panting and rubbing her forehead. There was a bit of sweat from the exhilaration.

The navy-haired girl was about the strike again, when she stopped. The ground started to rumble, first quite subtletly, then with more violent force. Everyone who was in the vicinity started running away, screaming, afraid of the shaking earth.

Yuzu looked around, disoriented , and not sure what to do. Before she really had any time to think, she noticed that the cement under her feet was starting to crack. She gasped, and the cement completely broke.

She seemed to lose her voice, because she didn't shriek at the fact that she was most likely going to die. Yuzu felt a sudden dizziness, and shut her eyes briefly.

Her brown eyes re-opened, and she wasn't on the breaking overpass anymore. She was in a cloudy fantasy-like place, floating, confused. Her clothes we're gone. She didn't mind it, though. That, or she was too dizzy to really care about being nude with no one around.

"Wha...?" she moaned, her eyes felt like closing, until something caught her eye. A...cat? It was in fact a cat, or something like it. The feline figure came closer to her, meowing, and purring.

"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty..." she called, holding her hand out to lure it. It actually worked, the cat-like creature came trotting toward her. But, instead of rubbing it's head against her hand, it jumped up to her torso, and went inside of her.

"How did that...what just happened?" Yuzu thought, staring at where the cat entered. She stretched her arms out, and smiled slightly. "Ahhhh, what a nice feeling." she murmured, her blonde locks starting to wave around rapidly.

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"Yuzu..."

'...someone's calling me...'

"YUZU..."

'Who is it?'

"YUZU- -!"

"OWW!"

Yuzu snapped back to reality, feeling a throbbing pain on her head. "Mooouuu..." she groaned, opening her eyes. She was on the ground, left the way she was before she had that hallucination. Mina and Haruko we're beside her.

"It's about time you woke up, baka." Haruko spat out.

Yuzu blinked dumbly. "What happened, just now?" she asked.

Mina shook her head. "You just...passed out. You didn't have a fever or anything, so we didn't know what was wrong with you."

Yuzu acknowledged this, and suddenly remembered the earthquake. "OH! Is everyone okay? Did they do something about the overpass?" Yuzu asked, worry in her usually mellow tone.

Haruko and Mina stared at her confused, then Haruko spoke up. "...the overpass? Why?"

Yuzu stood up. "Well, there was a sudden earthquake, and then the overpass broke, and–" she couldn't finish her sentence, remember the cat.

Haruko replied again "I don't know what you're going on about...but there wasn't an earthquake. And the overpass is in good shape."

Yuzu looked at her two friends very confusedly. She remember the incident so clearly, but it apparently didn't happen.

It was best to forget about it, though.

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"I'm home!" Yuzu walked through her front door, around 10 minutes behind schedule, because of the things that stopped her from coming home.

Yuzu glanced around, surprised her mother hadn't greeted her. She removed her shoes, and her school bag, and walked down the hallway. She peered into the kitchen, where she saw the Blue-haired woman that was her mother, talking away on the phone.

Yuzu stared silently, and lamely. 'Huh. She's just talking to one of her boring friends again...' she thought, continuing to go upstairs. Her back hurt from that encounter with O-chibi-san. She wanted to lie down.

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"What exactly are we going to do anyway, Kureipu-kun?"

Alien world. The dull, green-skied world where beings with pale skin and large ears lived, scheming to kill the humans who abused the Earth heavily. The alien beings used to live on Earth, until they we're forced to abandon it, and live on another planet.

But the point is, the aliens had always held a grudge against humans, and schemed to destroy the race. Well, they did until the 3 infamous aliens actually married human beings, then the plans of destroying aliens we're delayed.

But then their half-human half-alien spawn came along, and just decided to try and destroy Earth again.

Kureipu, the eldest alien, opened his emerald eye, peering at the other alien. "I'm not 100 sure, actually, Mafin. Though I do know for a fact that while I was observing Earth, I saw something strange. A very bright light, generated on itself. It was definately for an infusion." He stood up, stretching his limbs. "I also hear that troublesome Whats-his-Face Shirogane constructed a college not too long ago. I believe it's called MYUU."

Mafin blinked. "So.. Should we go to Earth to get a closer look at 'MYUU'?"

Kureipu let a casual, devious smile spread across his lips. "Sure, why not?"

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She flopped on her bed, staring up at the ceiling. She didn't want to be too worried about the whole "a-cat-entered-my-body-and-it-felt-good" incident, but it just came back to her mind anyway. ...Tennis no Ouji-sama would ease her mind right now. Especially Kaido and his stupid remarks.

"...weird..." she muttered. She was about to pet her cat, Pokki, which was perched on her bed, when she heard a knock on her door.

"Uhh...come in" she said, but she felt too tired to really talk to anyone.

To her surprise, it was her father, Ryou. Ever since he established MYUU, she made barely any contact with him. He was almost always at MYUU, working with chimeras, and animal infusion. If he was actually knocking on her door, then it had to be something important.

He even seemed brave enough to sit on her bed with her. The nerve...!

"Nee, Yuzu. I have a small favor to ask of you..." he trailed off, thinking in his head how to word it without getting his head bitten off.

"Hai?" she replied, fiddling with her hair.

"I know...you have plans for your birthday..."

Yuzu knew exactly what he was going to say (or something close to it.), but she listened and kept her mouth shut anyway.

"...but you're going to have to post-pone your plans. I want you to be here tomorrow, because I want to bring you to MYUU."

Yuzu looked at him shocked. "WHAAAAA! But, tomorrow's the only time that Kurokage will be performing at school!" she glared angrily, and crossed her arms. "Everyone will be talking about it on Monday, ya know." she added on, with an "as-a-matter-of-fact" tone.

Ryou frowned, like it was the first time Yuzu ever refused to do something for him. But she argued with him a lot. He sighed, and stood up. "You're coming with me, no matter what. Don't disobey your father." Ryou had a dead-serious sound to time, which make Yuzu nod an intimidated nod. He quickly put a more caring expression on his face, and nodded. "Please be optimistic about this trip, because it won't be what you think it is." he opened her door, and left through it.

The blonde girl sat dazed for a moment, almost afraid of why her father wanted her to come to MYUU. Her brain pushed those thoughts out by settled with the thought of her upcoming birthday.

She stood up, and stared at her calender. 'April 27th...' she droned out to herself. 'One more day, then I'm 15.'

Little did Yuzu know that her whole perspective of herself, her father, and MYUU would be changed.

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That night, the human/aliens (Let's just call them huliens. Or haffies.) decided to search the Shirogane home for anything useful. Kureipu was immediately elected to search, because he was the only one who could turn invisible. But that was only one of Kureipu's 108 secret techniques.

Mafin and Weifa, the other haffie/huliens, waited outside while Kureipu was inside, looking for DNA or something to help with the investigation.

Weifa spoke up. "So.." he coughed. "What are we going to do if Kureipu-san finds DNA?"

Mafin scoffed, as if Weifa was about the dullest being on the alien planet, because chances are that he was. "Obviously do some research on it, then dispose it!" he hit Weifa over the head as punishment for his stupidity. "Baka! What did you think we we're going to do?"

Weifa rubbed the large bump on his head from the whack. "Oww...maybe go and infuse a bunch of people with it?

"That'd make our problems even worse, jackass!"

Weifa was about to spit out a "Yeah, well at least I'm... not named after a pastry!" It took him a minute to think that up.

Mafin looked slightly appalled that Weifa said that. "What exactly do you call a "Wafer"!"

Weifa pointed his finger up, in an "as-a-matter-of-fact" way. "Not technically a pastry. Wafers don't has a pie-like crust, or fruit filling."

Mafin was shocked. How did Weifa know this? 'Course, most people knew what a pastry was...but this was Weifa he was talking about. Now the sharpest tool in the shed.

"Well, in that case, then a muffin isn't a pastry either!" Mafin gave him a "HA!-I-just-owned-you!" look.

Weifa was going to speak...but nothing came out. "Uuuuuuuuuuuhh.."

Mafin crossed his arms, proud of himself. "Ha. That's what I thought."

Before they could continue, Kureipu re-appeared, using his teleporting ablities. Mafin didn't let him speak.

"Find anything important?" he asked, subtly hitting Weifa again.

Kureipu shook his head, disappointedly. "Nope. Just normal human stuff." He looked away, with fear on his face. "I...did find...though..." he trailed off, looking away.

Mafin and Weifa glanced at each other, then back at Kureipu. They we're afraid some kind of ghost or something was in there. Kureipu was terrified of ghosts.

Kureipu couldn't hold his mouth shut any longer. It came out.

"HER PANTSU!" he exclaimed, not afraid of waking up the sleeping family. "I KNOW WHERE THE GIRLS PANTSU ARE!" he danced around, uttering the word "PANTSU!" every now and then.

Mafin could not believe what he just heard. He grabbed Kureipu by the ponytail and yanked him from his "panty" dance.

"You can't find anything having to do with MYUU..." he growled "BUT YOU CAN FIND THE GIRLS PANTSU!" Mafin slapped Kureipu on the face to try and get him back to reality. Weifa just sat idle, feeling his soul being pulled from his body by mentions of pantsu.

"Mafin-san " Kureipu began, his spirit definately not dampened by Mafin. "You don't have to yell so loud ?"

"You ass!" Mafin slapped him again. "I'm not a pervert like you!"

Kureipu's face now has 2 red hand-shaped marks on it. That still didn't make him give up. "Awwww...come on. It was that one time..I thought it was my turn to bath, and I didn't know Aoberri was in the bath, ya know, your sister...?"

Oh snap. Mafin threw Kureipu off the top of the house, into a tree. "DON'T TALK ABOUT MY SISTER LIKE THAT, YOU RAPIST!"

Finally, Kureipu's spirit was dampened. Not by Mafin. But by the tree he was falling out of...branch by branch...twig by twig...

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More Japanese words:

Mou: "Geez"

Pantsu: Panties. Yay for chobits!

MYUU: Not really a Japanese word, but just letting you know that this place will be mentioned like HELL. Yay?

O-Chibi-san: Migdet, pipsqeak, shortie, etc, etc. Yay for Hagaren!