This is a special treat for everyone - two chapters in one day - yay... hope you likes.

Bob the Muse:I agree with the fat guy, who quotes Sailor Moon?
Tenshi: I do.
Bob: I mean who in their right mind.
Tenshi: O.o - I do…
Bob: In their right-
Tenshi: BOB! Enough! I have a chapter to write - so just - be quiet!

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Breaking Point
By TenshiJaki
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"Fred Astaire was great, but don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything he did, backwards and in high heels." - Bob Thaves
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(Authoresses mission this chapter: To come up with as many descriptive adjectives - is that the right word, whatever, as she can for Control Freak, because continuously typing 'Control Freak' is getting old fast. This interruption was brought to you by the letter Q, because it's funny. Now, on with the story.)

Groaning the five Titans and one fat guy sat up and took in their surroundings. It appeared as though they were in a very colorful place, with crude, colorful animated backdrops, that appeared to almost be childlike in it colorful nature. In front of them was a colorful store, with a, you guessed it, colorful sign that read 'Do Re Mi-' something or other. (1)

It was Star who figured out where they were. Turns out she loves this show, go figure. "Oh how glorious friends! We are in the place of the witchlings!"

The fat guy with the remote let out a shriek that did not, well according to him anyways, sound girlish in nature, "NOOOOOOOOOO! Anything but this!" He started to push random buttons on his remote muttering to himself, "Got to get out, got to get out…" It appeared he succeeded when the scene changed and they were looking at a large white, shiny building.

Robin looked around questioningly, "Where are we now? This isn't home."

That fact became more apparent when a group of six girls approached, flying, using little butterfly-like wings. The girls stopped in front of the group of heroes, and one villain, and looked them over.

A tall blonde stepped forward and looked down at the gathered teens with disgust, "What are you wearing! You all look like that, what's the word I'm looking for here Bloom? That holiday in the Earth realm?"

A red head, presumably 'Bloom' took a guess, "Halloween?"

The blonde nodded, "Yeah, you all look like Halloween rejects. Well, except you, where are your wings anyways?" She said this last part to a hovering Star, who she apparently thought belonged there.

Star simply blinked, "I do not require wings to obtain flight."

The six girls looked at her in shock, the pink haired one spoke up, "I have never heard of a fairy who didn't have wings."

Beastboy finally had to say something, "Fairies? Like the unicorn variety or the rainbow flag variety? Cause I can tell you right now I am not that kind of fairy!"

Raven meanwhile decided that 'when in Rome'... She started to run around the group flapping her arms like wings, pink sparkly cape whipping behind her. "WEEEEE! I'm a pretty, sparkle fairy! Poof - you're a cat." She said this to a brown haired girl who just stared at her as though she couldn't figure out if she was joking or not.

"Um, hello? My name is Flora an-"
Raven didn't let her finish. "Hush kitty, cats can't talk."
Flora just shook her head, "But I'm not a-"
Raven wasn't having any of it. She grabbed a handful of Flora's long hair and stuffed it into her open mouth. "SHHHHHH! Kitties don't talk!"

As Flora was trying to dislodge her newly acquired 'hairball' Cyborg ran over and grabbed Raven's arm dragging her back to the others, "S-Sorry about that, she's - um - not well… Are you all right?"

Flora just nodded, still choking on a bit of her hair. The other 'fairies' however were in fight stance. The dark haired one with pigtails glared at the teens, "Who do you think you are? You can't just show up here and attack us!"

Robin just sighed and grabbed the remote from the fat drooling fanboy. "Give me that. Idiot." Looking at the device with some confusion he figured it couldn't hurt to just start pressing things; it worked in the last place. And so he did. After a few presses the background began to dissolve. (2)

When they were able to take in their new surroundings they noticed two things, the first was that they were still not home, the second was that this place was even more childlike than the first. In fact, it appeared as though everything here was 'cut out', as though made from construction paper and glue.

Beastboy and Cyborg instantly whooped together. "Its South Park baby!"

A little fat boy who was just standing on the street looked at them funny, "Of course it's South Park, where the hell did you think you were faggots?"

Instead of getting mad like any normal person Cyborg just grinned bigger, "Oh man, this is so great, it's Cartman!"

The little boy looked at them suspiciously now, "How do you know my name! Who told you! You're - you're with the aliens aren't you! Well, f that! I won't go back! You can't make me!" With that he ran off, screaming something that sounded suspiciously like 'No more anal probes…'

Even Raven was shaking her head… Nope, even she wasn't crazy enough to touch that one. She stopped short however when she saw a big red man with horns walking down the street past them. At first her brain screamed 'Trigon' but upon farther inspection she noticed it wasn't him.

How could she tell? Well first off Trigon is three dimensional, not two. Second, Trigon, for all of his faults, would never be checking out some balding man with a hand puppet's butt. Nope, definitely not her father.

Looking around at the others she noticed they were all gathered around the idiot teen loser and were discussing how to get home. Apparently they decided to put their differences aside in order to get out of this animated nightmare they had been sucked into.

Deciding no one would miss her if she just 'popped' off for a minute she got out a lighter from her cape's inner pocket and laughed happily as she headed off behind one of the 'buildings'.

Beastboy was watching her however, something he found himself doing more and more lately. He didn't stop her though, he knew the South Park world, a little too well perhaps, and knew that there wasn't anything she could do here that would be outside the 'norm'.

How little poor Beastboy knew of Ravens devious mind… how very little indeed.

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Oh how Raven hated South Park. There weren't enough descriptive words in all the worlds' dictionaries to describe how much she loathed the show. Now, normally Raven wouldn't care about a show that she didn't watch but this one was different.

It was different because Cyborg and Beastboy never missed an episode. It was different because every time they watched an episode they would spend the next few days going over, and over, and over, and- well you get the point, it until Raven would threaten to blow up the TV if they didn't stop. This happened every week. Sometimes Robin would even join them. Star tried once too, but she just couldn't get the humor, or the point.

Oh how she hated that show. And now here she was, in the show. Well, as it has been stated before, Raven was never one to let an opportunity go to waste, and now was the perfect time to enact a little revenge on this lower level of hell. (3)

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Meanwhile Robin, Cyborg and Star were trying to figure out how to return home with the help of the pimpled face twit who had gotten them into the mess in the first place. Beastboy was just watching the area Raven had disappeared.

"Alright, how about we try the rewind button?" This was from Cyborg who, though he loved all things mechanical and electronic, especially if they had batteries, was having visions of taking the remote, throwing it on the ground and stomping it to a gazillion little pieces.

Said pimple faced twit merely shook his head, "Nah, that could just rewind this show and then where would you be when you got to the 'before the beginning'?"

Robin could feel the headache coming, truly, "Then what do you suggest? This is your tech after all."

The taller teen just shrugged, "We could just keep going, till we run out of channels, it should kick us out of the system when we get to the end… I think."

Cyborg glared at him, "Oh, that's so comforting."

Robin just waved them both off; if he let them go on he was going to have to break up a fight. That he did not need. Especially when he had to deal with Raven behaving the way she was on top of it all. Speaking of which…

Robin looked around. He saw Star poking a two dimensional mail box as though trying to figure out what it was, Beastboy staring off into space and Cyborg was still arguing with 'Lard Butt'. Where was Raven?

Suppressing a groan he looked at the others, "Guys, we have a problem. Where is Raven?"
Cyborgs eyes went wide, "You mean she's loose!" Star just let out a little 'Eep!'
Control Freak (yeah, I give up) simply looked at them all strangely. "Why are you so worried? I mean look around you… what's the worst she could do?"

It was about that time that Beastboy moaned, "Oh no."

The others looked to where he was staring and all they could see was orange and black. The whole fabric of the world they were in was curling in on itself from the flames licking it. Future note, construction paper and fire, not a good mix.

The entire 'world' was going up in smoke, fast, and there was Raven, in the middle of it all, lighter in hand, laughing manically. "BURNNNN!" (4)

Robin said it best, "I think its time to leave now."

The others simply nodded as Starfire grabbed Raven and the group phased out to who knows where. The last thing they heard was 'Oh no! The fire killed Kenny! You bast-'

TBC…

(1) Authoress confesses to watching one, perhaps two episodes of this insidiously evil show, but can not actually say she paid enough attention to remember the name of the shop - whoops.
(2) Er - right - had to add them… sorry bout that - but I wanted to see Raven running around in her pink cape singing 'I'm a pretty sparkle fairy'… I blame mental illness.
(3) I actually like South Park, its like one of the few shows that pushes all the boundaries and pokes fun at everything… nothing is sacred to them, and I respect that… but I still couldn't help but wonder what would happen if Raven had her way there - after all - the whole thing is made of paper…
(4) It wasn't intentional but - has anyone seen the anime show Escaflowne? If you have then you should know why this line makes me laugh - ah - poor psychotic Dillie… love the Dillie…

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Bob: glare. You do know that I have disclaimer work to do now…
Tenshi: Hehe - I know.
Bob: sigh. Tenshi does not own DoReMi or Winx Club or South Park. I hate doing disclaimers.
Tenshi: I know, and you will have more next chapter… must think of some more shows to put them in… I have this urge to do Danny Phantom…
Bob: groan. Why me?
Tenshi: Isn't that my line? This chapter just wanted to go on and on… but I said nope - wait two days… yeahhhhhhh - squirm!
Bob: I'm working for a lunatic.
Tenshi: Hehehe…