Right, so pretty much I'm new at writing fanfics. I've made a FMA one, but couldn't title it. So pretty much what I'm doing is giving this thing a shot. I'm gonna be makin' this thing an Inuyasha rip off thing that I will try to make humorous, but no guarantees. I am usually called sama by my friends, but I have no other information that I care to share with you, other than my gf is moonlightdemonkita, and I love her to death.

Disclaimer and whatnot: I do not own Inuyasha or any of its respective characters, nor do I own Full Metal Panic or any of its respective characters. If I did, would I be writing a freakin fan fiction? I doubt it. I do however own Kai and Kita. Kita Mine, except for on the third Tuesday of every month. Then she belongs to Zoey.

Inuyasha was walking through the forest, staring blatantly up at the sky, and not really watching where he was going. Kagome was walking close behind him, followed by Sango, Miroku, Kirara, and Shippo. He suddenly stopped and looked to the side, everyone stopping abruptly behind him.

"Inuyasha…what is it?" Kagome asked.

Inuyasha looked back at her, signaling for her to be quiet. "I smell someone nearby," he whispered. Suddenly, a boy with green hair jumped out in front of Inuyasha. Inuyasha fell back on his butt and looked at the boy, shocked. "What the hell are you doing?" he asked, jumping to his feet and unsheathing Tetsusaiga.

The boy just looked at him like he was stupid. "Hang on there," he said calmly. "Don't you even want to know who I am and why I've been stalking you?"

"You've been stalking us?" Sango asked, kinda upset.

"Umm…maybe…" said the boy with green hair.

"This man's more perverted than you, Miroku!" Sango yelled, and Miroku held up his hand.

"Sango, I'm sure he has his reasons," he said, looking to the boy. "Tell us, what is your name?"

"My name…it's Issei. Issei Tsubaki."

Kagome looked shocked and ran up to Issei and started examining him. "Oh my God! It's really Issei Tsubaki!"

"Who's this guy?" Inuyasha asked.

Kagome looked back at the others, who were puzzled. She smiled. "That's right, you guys have never had the opportunity to watch the show. I'll fill you in. He's a character on the popular anime series, Full Metal Panic? FUMOFFU." She squeeled. "Issei!" She ran up to him and hugged/tackled him, and he looked confused, and Inuyasha was pizzled.

Pizzled is a word commonly associated with the feeling you have when someone randomly pulls out a cell phone and calls someone, without warning or explanation, while in the middle of a conversation with you. It is a combination of the words pissed and puzzled.

Issei pushed Kagome off of him and crawled away from her. "Get away from me, woman!" he yelled, standing to his feet.

She went after him again, and tackled him to the ground again, and he pushed her off and jumped to his feet. "Woman! Stay away from me!" he yelled. Inuyasha pulled Kagome back and stepped up in front of Kagome.

"So what exactly was your reason for stalking us?" he asked, picking up where they had originally been.

"Well, I heard that your show is incredibly successful, yet very few people have heard of Full Metal Panic! Or Full Metal Panic? FUMOFFU. So I decided to figure out exactly what it was that got you guys so popular. It also seems I have figured out what the difference is. You guys…" he said, pausing for a second. "You guys have more advertising and you have a show on Cartoon Network!" he said, and the entire Inuyasha gang fell over anime style.

"Umm…could it possibly be that we have 160 some episodes and you have like 30?"

Issei looked at them stupidly, and started inching away. "That might be it," he said, backing up into a tree. Just then, a loud voice rang out from the forest.

"ISSEI TSUBAKI! YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!" the loud female voice exclaimed. Issei turned and ran from the gang and headed away from where the voice had come from.

"That…was weird…" said Shippo, and Kirara mewed in agreement.

"Indeed," said Miroku, who had already started to walk again.

At this time, a girl with blue hair and a red ribbon in her hair came running in, and looked around. She had a school uniform very similar to Kagome's, only the skirt was a little longer and the shirt was different as well. "Where did that bastard go?" she asked aloud, completely unaware of the presence of the Inuyasha gang. She turned and saw them. "Did you see a boy with green hair go through here?" she asked, and the gang pointed to the left, and she headed off in that direction.

When it all seemed over, a man sporting an army get-up dove in, landed in front of the gang, and pulled out a pistol and aimed it at them all. "Miss Chidori came in this direction. I have not heard her or seen her in a while. Please tell me where I can find her." The gang looked at each other, none of them knowing who Miss Chidori was. "I can describe her for you. She is a 16 year old Japanese female, approximately 162 centimeters in height, 36 kilograms, physically fit, accessories today include red painted nails, a red ribbon in her hair, and a school uniform."

Kagome looked at the man. "I think…she went that way…" she said, pointing to the left.

The man looked at her. "Thank you." With that, he set off into the forest, gun still drawn. Just minutes later, there was a scream from Issei, a gunshot went off, there was another scream from Issei and one from Miss Chidori, or Kaname. Kaname yelled out SOUSUKE! YOU IDIOT!" and Sousuke, the army dressed man, came running past the gang again, and Kaname came following him. "We have to get back to our show! What will they think when Issei has a bullet in his leg?" she was saying, following after him with a paper fan.

BIG sweatdrop all around for the Inuyasha gang. They started to ignore what was going on and began walking away from the scene. Once they got a little bit away, they all broke out into a sprint and ran as fast as they could from the area. They all stopped after a ways and looked at each other.

"What the hell was that all about?" asked Inuyasha.

Kagome looked at them all. "I have no idea."

Well, that's pretty much my first fanfic for ya. Let me know if you like it. If you don't, go ahead and flame. Not like I could stop ya. But Please review! I hate you zombies out there who read things and don't form an opinion!