Sama: Hello all. After much writer's block and whatnot, I have returned! My next installment is now here!

Inuyasha: Finally. I've been sitting here collecting dust.

Sama: Is Kagome dead yet?

Inuyasha: shock No…why?

Sama: Damn! Should've waited longer.

Kita: -hugs Sama- Yup, should've waited longer. -looks at Inu, who is shocked- he's a radical Kagome hater.

Sama: -hugs her back- Damn straight! But I can't write her out cuz that's just lame.

Kita: Yup, so you can just make her look stupid.

Sama: I don't have to try very hard…

Kagome: Hey! Shut up! SIT!

Inuyasha: -faceplant- What the hell?

Kagome: Oops! Sorry!

Sama: My point exactly…

Kagome: But-

Sama: Silence! Now that this shpeil is over, let the story BEGIN! This one is about two fans swarming the Inuyasha group. Enjoy.

Kita: You forgot…so I'll say it. Sama doesn't own Inuyasha, nor any of its characters. He does, however, own me (Kita) and Kai (himself). He also owns and has copyrighted the purple chicken that break-dances on the ceiling, and the rabid squirrel army. However, that's not important to the story.

Sama: It is now! changes story

Miroku and Sango, along with Shippo and Kirara, were walking away from the shouting coming from the woods behind them. It was, of course, Inuyasha and Kagome. Kagome yelled at Inuyasha. "You jerk! You have no idea how hard it is for me to sit by and yell at you to fight! Or to ride around on your back everywhere and rarely walk!"

Inuyasha looked at her. "I'm the one who has to fight AND carry your fat ass around everywhere I go! And all you do is complain and sit me! I'm getting the worse end of this deal!"

"I'm getting the best end of this deal," said a voice from the trees. Both Kagome and Inuyasha looked at the red haired boy, who appeared to be 17, jumping out of the tree toward them. "I finally get to see Inuyasha telling Kagome the truth."

Kagome looked at the boy. "Who are…" she began.

The boy cut her off. "My name is Kai. I'm a fan of the show." He waved a tiny flag for a second.

Kagome went to speak again. "But…"

Kai cut her off again. "Silence woman!" he yelled into her face. "I control what surrounds you! You cannot disobey me!"

"What? You control the forest?" asked Inuyasha.

"No. I control…the squirrels!" He looked at them stupidly, then raised his right hand. "Sniper one, fire!" Suddenly, an acorn came flying by his hand, smacking Kagome in the forehead. She fell over with a large lump on her head. "Come to me, my Queen!"

Another demon, this one a girl, came jumping out of the tree. She looked about the same age, and she poked the unconscious Kagome. "Is she dead?"

"Nope, didn't hit her hard enough."

"Darn," said the girl.

"Come now, Kita. There will be other opportunities to kill her. Besides, if I did it now, I would lose all of my chances of having any readers."

Kai started walking off, grabbing Kita's hand and dragging her along behind him. "Inuyasha, keep up the good work! And if she pisses you off, kill her for me, eh?" He and Kita disappeared into the woods.

Inuyasha looked at Kagome, who rubbed her head as she woke up. "Where is that boy? I'll kill him!" she yelled. She was then pelted in the face with six more acorns, which were flying at high velocity. At this point, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, and Kirara were all back.

Kai and Kita came running back as well. "Kirara!" said Kai, totally blowing off the others and petting the neko. "Kitty!" he said with a big smile on his face.

Kita smiled at Kai, and went over and talked to Sango. Inuyasha, Miroku, and Shippo were still so confused.

Kai gave all of them each a little flag that said "Inuyasha" on it, and waved his own. "Now it's time…to party!" he said, as a purple chicken walked toward them all. It walked into a hut, and everyone, with the exception of knocked out Kagome, followed it inside. It was break dancing on the ceiling. "Break dancing purple ceiling chicken!"

Everyone sweatdropped. Kai went back to petting Kirara. "Kitty!" Another group sweatdrop. "Oh, Inuyasha," Kai said, suddenly. "You may want to go back to Kagome before my rabid squirrel army devours her." Inuyasha took off like a bullet into the forest. Kai just laughed. "My army will get him too."

Miroku looked over at the mischievous youth. "So why exactly did you track us down?"

"Hey, I'm just doing what the master tells me to. I don't ask questions."

Miroku looked incredibly confused, and Sango asked the next question. "Who is 'the master'?"

"That's easy. He's the one who is controlling all of us right now. You know, he's writing this story and making us all do what we're doing. Of course, he only does this in his spare time because most of the time he couldn't care less."

"Oh…" She looked at him. "So, who are you exactly?"

"I am Kai. I am a fire demon, a fan of the show," he waved the flag, "and an avid Kagome hater. Also, I am King of the Rabid Squirrel Army." Sango went to speak, "This is Kita. She is Queen of the Rabid Squirrel Army. And SHES MINE!" Sango backed away. Shippo jumped on Kai's head.

"So why do you hate Kagome so much?" asked the curious Shippo.

"Because she's an idiot and Inuyasha should be with Kikyou! Oh, and because I knew someone named Kagome once who acted just like this Kagome and I hate her. Also, who needs a reason? You all secretly hate her too."

The rest of the group was silent. Kirara mewed. "Kita, translate."

Kita looked at him. "Can you ask me next time?"

"Sorry."

"Kirara says that she hates Kagome too. Oh, and that Miroku needs to lose some weight because it's hard to carry him around."

"Amen to that. Miroku, you're looking kinda chubby lately."

"Hey, shut up!" yelled Sango.

"Now Sango, he's entitled to an opinion," said Miroku calmly, with some agitation hidden in his voice.

"What's that, Chubs?" asked Kai.

Miroku started getting a little angry. "It would be wise for you to watch what you say, Kai."

"Huh? Chubs? Speak up!"

Kai turned and walked out. "I'm gonna leave. Come on, Kita. We'll be back later, so be ready for us. We'll be back, with a vengeance. And next time, Kagome will die." With this, he grabbed Kita's hand, and flames surrounded them. The flames cleared, and they were both gone.

"Umm…what the hell?" asked Shippo, out of his usual little kid like character.

"No…idea…" Sango responded.

Kirara mewed.

"Shut up! I do not need to lose weight!" yelled Miroku, assuming what she said.

Kirara laughed all kitty like and jumped down from Sango's shoulder and trotted away all happy like.

Yup, that's it for chapter two. Kai and Kita make a fun little pair of people to terrorize the Inuyasha group, I think. Especially with the rabid squirrel army. Please review for God's sake! I have like one review for my other story and I want to know what to change. Even if you want to flame me, it will help me change my next story!