Sama: Well, I've returned to write another story. Yes, yet another chapter that will go unread. Why do I do it? Because I'm bored…why else?

Inuyasha: Because you hate Kagome?

Sama: That would give me less reason…

Kita: So that you can make Kagome look like an idiot and because it's fun?

Sama: Yup. But I don't even have an idea on what to write about.

Inuyasha: There needs to be more of me in it!

Sama: -wrinkles nose all "Bewitched" like- Granted!

Kita: You…forgot again…

Sama: I did not! I was just stalling is all…I don't own Inuyasha. It would be sweet if I did. I'd put him on a leash and build a doghouse for him. –inuyasha glares- But sadly I don't own him. I also do not own FMP? FUMOFFU or D.N.Angel. The only things I own are Kita, Kai, and my twisted Imagination. I also don't own Bewitched.

Kita: Can you just start the story?

Sama: -wrinkles nose- granted!

Miroku and Sango were standing by, watching Inuyasha tend to Kagome. "That bastard is going to pay for this!" Inuyasha said angrily. The rabid squirrels had gotten to Kagome. She now had the symbol of the army engraved into her forehead. The symbol strangely resembled an acorn and an "s" put together. Inuyasha growled lowly. "I'm heading out to find them!"

"That may not be the wisest decision, Inuyasha," said Miroku, in his usual I'm-so-much-better-than-you-because-I'm-a-monk tone of voice.

"Shut up, Miroku!" Inuyasha shot back all lame like. He stood up and started to walk off, when a fireball hit the ground in front of him and exploded. He jumped back and unsheathed Tetsusaiga. "What the hell?"

"Calm down, pup," came a familiar voice from the trees.

"Kai? Good timing. I was just about to hunt you down and kill you. You saved me the-"

"Silence, mutt. You can't kill me. By the time you would've finished your rant, I could've killed you and Kagome." He jumped out of the tree he had been in. He looked at Kagome. "I see that my army failed in their mission to destroy her. All they did was mark her forehead." Inuyasha looked at him. "I'm going to have to chastise them."

"Wait, you were gonna kill her?"

"Yup. I don't like that girl. She needs to die."

"Why didn't you come back earlier?"

"Because I was visiting Kaname in FMP? FUMOFFU and Daisuke in D.N.Angel."

Kagome started to move, and she opened her eyes. "Ugh…what happened?"

"Oh, you got hit in the head with an acorn and passed out for a week. Inuyasha kept you out here in the forest because he's an idiot, or because he finally has decided to hate you."

She glared at him, and looked around for a second before screaming. "OMIGAWD! INUYASHA! HELP ME! HELP!"

Inuyasha ran over to her. "Kagome? What's wrong?"

"SPIDER! KILL IT! USE THE WIND SCAR!"

Kai sighed, and walked over to her. "I've got it," he said calmly. His hand started to glow red, and he reached over to her and put his hand on her arm. She screamed loudly, and he pulled his hand back and smiled at her, in his devilishly evil smile. Her hand now had a large burn on it, as well as a fried spider welded to her flesh. "Kinda wish you had killed it yourself, huh?" he asked smugly.

"You bastard!" an angry Inuyasha yelled as he jumped toward Kai. "Iron Reaver Soul-"

"Too slow!" came a voice from out of nowhere, as a blur came zipping through the area. Inuyasha flew to the side and slid along the ground. Kita appeared in a flash next to Kai. "You owe me now," she said, smiling at him.

"I owed you a lot already," he said, smirking at her. He looked over to Inuyasha. "Which reminds me, Dark wanted to know how much he owes you for that 'special favor' you did him, Kagome."

Kagome sweatdropped, and spoke nervously. "I…I don't know what you're talking about!"

"Can it, slut! Kazuma and Kurz asked the same thing."

"I don't know … what you're talking about!"

"Let me refresh your memory. You went to the other shows, they took off your pants, and then they-"

"Shut up!" yelled Kagome, who was bright red. I'm not sure if it was from anger or embarrassment. Probably both.

"You whore!" Sango yelled, having been silent this whole story.

"You're worse than I am!" Miroku added.

"How could you?" Inuyasha asked, as if he were hurt. "You make me pay you in advance!"

"And now the truth comes out." Kai watched this whole thing unfold, quite amused by it all. "This is more fun than…um…well it's fun."

"I don't understand why you-" said a confused Miroku, who got cut off.

"Was I talking to you, Chubs?"

"Well…no…"

"Do not speak to me unless spoken to! Be gone, Knave!"

"Why you…Wind Tunnel!" he said, opening up the wind tunnel. Kai smirked, and raged a giant fireball in his hand. He held it there, and grabbed on to Kita. The fireball gradually got larger, and he looked at Kita.

"Now!" he said, and they both disappeared in a blur. Kai appeared behind Miroku, and threw the fireball into his back. Miroku flew forward, and his wind tunnel closed. Kita appeared behind Sango, in prediction to her actions, and grabbed her arm as she was throwing the Hiraikotsu.

"Tsk tsk tsk…what a shame. It seems as if you couldn't get your attack off. That's too bad." Kita said this with more than a hint of sarcasm.

"Why you…" Sango reached with her other arm, grabbed her katana, and swung it at Kita. Kita disappeared in a flash again, and Sango was free from her grip. Sango looked at a certain spot, which is where she was sure Kita would appear. She ran at it and swung her sword down, just as Kita was appearing.

Blood flew from the wound inflicted by the sword, and both Kita and Sango looked surprised. Kai had jumped in the way of the sword. "That wasn't very nice of you, Sango," Kai said, glaring up at her with his piercing red eyes. "You need to be punished. Take a time out!" he yelled, putting his hand up and blowing fire into her stomach. She flew back and into a tree. "Well, it has been fun playing with you all. But I'm here to take my slave and leave. Come, slave!" Kai looked over at Kagome, who came walking toward him. He grabbed her, Kita, and then they all disappeared in flames.

"Umm…what just happened?" Shippo asked, for his only line in this entire chapter.

"I don't know…" said Sango, who was suddenly no longer injured.

"He just took Kagome. Shouldn't we go after him?" asked Miroku, also suddenly healed.

"Nah. He can have her. She just gets in the way anyway." This surprising comment came from Inuyasha. Kirara mewed happily.

I'm gonna separate this one into two chapters, for the sole reason of me having writer's block at this point. I'll write again soon, though. Please review! I need the reviews!