Tenshi: 18! 18! 18!
Bob: We get the point.
Tenshi: Two more chapters! Woot!
Bob: Woot? Who says woot?
Tenshi: Me! No, really, I have all these other story ideas but I know I have to finish this one – I love this story but it's kinda dragging on me.
Bob: Multi-chaptered stories, I warned you.
Tenshi:-P That's all I have to say on that. 'Sides, if it hadn't had so many chapters I would never have obtained my goal of 100 reviews! Heck, we passed that a bit ago! Wonder how many we will end up with?
Bob: Far too many for your ego.
Tenshi: Humph. Party pooper.

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Breaking Point
by TenshiJaki
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"If you can keep your head when all those around you are losing theirs, perhaps you do not understand the situation." – Nelson Boswell
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The Teen Titans were on a mission, the mission was simple: go to the museum and stop Mad Mod from whatever it was that he was doing… this chapter however is not about any of that… This chapter is about the missing chapters… the chapters that got started and never finished, the chapters that never made it to the public… for obvious reasons.

BREAKING POINT – THE MISSING EPISODES!

Insert theme from Star Wars here…

A long time ago… in a city far, far away…

Raven rummaged through the box in the basement, an amused smile playing on her lips. Lifting out the item she was looking for she actually allowed a few giggles out before she put a stop to them, she had work to do after all.

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Robin was sitting at the computer monitor. He would figure out what was wrong with it, even if it killed him. And that wasn't even mentioning the smell. Shaking his head he went back to work, relishing the unusual silence that permeated the common room. It wasn't every day that he got the room to himself, though he did allow a little nagging worry to creep into the back of his mind. After all, it was never a good thing when the room was this deserted. In fact, the only times that it was usually involved either a team mate injured or a team mate missing.

Shaking off those foreboding thoughts he went back to his job at hand. After fiddling around with the wires and checking the power source he started getting tools out to work on the monitor itself when he heard the main doors open, obviously admitting someone into the room. Groaning silently to himself, there went his peace and quiet after all, he didn't even bother to look and see who it was, choosing instead to continue what he was doing. That was until he heard the abnormally loud breathing right over his shoulder.

Rasp
Wheeze
Rasp
Pant
Rasp

Instead of looking behind him he simply moved the tools he had gathered in front of him and pushed them off to the side of the desk and proceeded to bang his head onto the surface. He knew who was behind him. Why she felt the need to pick on him right that moment he couldn't guess. Thinking on that it seemed as though she went out of her way to single him out, at least in his opinion.

"Go away Raven."

Instead of listening to him the person continued to stand directly behind him, breathing loudly.

Rasp
Hiss
Rasp
Huff
Rasp

"RAVEN!"

Finally the breathing stopped but Robin could still 'feel' her behind him. Rolling his eyes heavenward he prayed for fortification from whatever deity would listen. Turning around he almost fell out of his chair.

There stood Slade. Robin almost launched into an attack until he noticed that this Slade was about a foot to short. Not to mention the small wisps of purplish hair that were sticking out of the mask around the edges.

Running a shaking hand through his hair roughly he tried to control his voice when he spoke next, after all, he really didn't want to start yelling, "Raven, what are you doing? I could have seriously hurt you!"

Instead of answering his question, the masked head simply tilted a little to the side and a muffled deep, and obviously faked 'male' voice spoke, "Robin - I am your father."

Blink
Blink
Blink

Robin just stared at Raven in complete disbelief. After about two minutes he finally just eased the chair out from the desk and stood up. Still watching the disguised girl he walked around her and headed for the doors. It was only when his back hit them that he finally turned around. When he got them open he looked over his shoulder to see 'Slade' simply watch him. Just as he was about to step through Slade spoke again,

"Batman never told you what happened to your father..."

He knew that he should just leave, really he did, but his parents where kind of a sore subject for him. He knew that Raven wasn't in her right mind but still, "Batman told me exactly what happened to my father. A villain killed him, along with the rest of my family."

"No, I am your father."
"No, you're Raven. A Teen Titan."
"No, I am Slade, and your father!"
"RAVEN! You are Raven! Slade is not here, and he is not my father!"
"If I am not your father, then why do we act alike? Oh, I know... Robin, I am your evil Clone."

Robin just gapped at her. 'Slade' continued, "Actually, you are my clone, I'm older after all, I think I shall call you Mini Me."

Robin watched in growing horror, and a little bit of amusement, if the two emotions could be felt at the same time, as Raven, aka 'Slade', proceeded to raise her hand to her face and point a gloved pinkie finger at her mouth. Then she started to do the 'evil laugh'.

Robin didn't even bother to argue, "Riiight."

With that he turned on his heals and headed out the door. He wasn't going to touch that one. No he wasn't.

Raven watched him go, still laughing, until the door closed all the way. Once she was sure he was gone she ripped the mask off her face and grimaced down at it. Never again would she put that thing on. She couldn't see in it and breathing was difficult to say the least. Plus, she didn't think she wanted to know why the stupid thing smelled like Fritos.

Closing theme from Star Wars…

Start theme song for I Dream of Jeanie… for no apparent reason…

It was early in the morning and Starfire couldn't find her brush yet again. She looked everywhere for it, not to mention the other five she had lost that week, and still couldn't turn up anything. She knew Raven had something to do with it but, as a friend, she could never accuse her of stealing.

Letting out a deep sigh she decided to simply go and ask to borrow Ravens, they were both girls after all, surely she would understand Stars need to tame the belorgian nest that had accumulated over the course of the night.

Upon reaching Ravens door Star knocked timidly, hoping that she wasn't waking her friend up. After all, Raven was scary when she was woken early. When she received no answer after a minute Star tried again, this time knocking harder. Again she received no answer and so again she tried to knock harder.

Thud

Apparently the door to the guest room wasn't as strong as the other doors in the tower… either that or Star didn't know her own strength.

Peering inside Star could clearly see that Raven wasn't anywhere within. Shrugging to herself she decided to simply use Ravens brush and get it over with. She could always apologize if Raven got upset. Sometimes it really was easier to ask for forgiveness later than to ask for permission now.

Looking around the dresser, where all of Ravens beauty supplies were arranged, Star started searching for the brush. She didn't see it immediately so she started pushing things around to see if perhaps it was buried under some of the nameless junk that was cluttering the dresser top.

Pushing aside a slip of cardboard with bobby pins on it she finally found the brush and proceeded to start and untangle her hair. About half way through she looked back on the dresser and stopped.

Her eyebrows met in the center of her forehead as she looked at the little piece of paper with red diamond gem-like objects on it with puzzlement. Those things looked a lot like Ravens charka gem…

Putting the brush down Star picked up the sheet of gems and picked one off. Holding it on the tip of her finger she realized with some confusion that its back was sticky, almost like a stickers. Raising an eyebrow she proceeded to stick the object in between her eyes and then looked into the mirror.

Sure enough, there was an exact replica of Ravens gem on her own forehead. More than a little disturbed Star plucked the thing off her face and swiftly proceeded to finish brushing her hair. When she was done she tried to put everything back into place on the dresser, hoping Raven wouldn't notice, even removing all traces of her hair from the bristles.

After she was satisfied everything was as it had been she quickly left the room praying that Raven never found out that she had found out… Star didn't know why but she felt that it would be a very bad thing.

About five minutes after Starfire had left the guest room in walked Raven, wrapped only in a towel. Not noticing anything amiss she walked over to the dresser and started getting ready for the day. She brushed her hair, put on deodorant, applied her perfume and a little bit of lip gloss and then the final touch.

As she reached for her stick-on's she cocked her head to one side wondering aloud to herself, "Didn't I have more than this? Hm… guess not." Placing her gem in its spot she got dressed and headed off to torment the others…

End the I Dream of Jeanie theme song…again, for no apparent reason…

Begin the theme song to Batman…

The Titans were all gathered around the TV, sitting in various positions so that they had a good view of the set. They were munching on various snacks and sprawled about in various stages of movie induced bad posture. They only began to straighten themselves up when the credits started to roll.

Cyborg yawned loudly, "Well, I know it wasn't movie night but it was worth it. Hey Rob, is everything in that movie true?"

Robin shot a look at his friend, "No. Do you honestly think Batman would allow people to make a true to life movie about him? This Batman Begins movie is just that… a movie. I think I saw like two real things in the entire thing – the bat mobile and the villain."

Raven just smiled a sly smile his way, "Oh I don't know… I think that 'become what you fear' stuff was pretty right on. It certainly explains you."

"Wha- what do you mean?" Robin shot her a 'shut up' look hoping she would take the hint.

Naturally she didn't. "You know what I mean. Batman feared bats so he became the 'bat man'. It's only natural that his 'apprentice' should follow in his footsteps."

Beastboys eyes lit up like it was Christmas with Tofu on the menu, "You mean… Robin? You're… you're scared of ROBINS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"

Thunk

Robin glared at Raven while putting up the bow staff he had whipped out and used on the now unconscious Beastboy, "See what you made me do?"

Raven just sent him a smirk, "Whatever you say Robin."

End the Batman theme song…

We hope you enjoyed your stay in 'Lost Episode Land'. Please come again…

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Tenshi: Hope you all liked the 'lost episodes'. We have a few more, maybe we will make them a gift to you all when the story is over, like chapter 21.
Bob: Maybe? You know you won't be able to not do it.
Tenshi: We'll see.
Bob: What happened with the 'planned' chapter, of the Titans fighting Mod?
Tenshi: Well… hehe… I'm a retard. Seriously. When I planned out the chapters I counted wrong… and so I had to use this chapter up… I didn't want to split the Mod chapter into two so – well – here you are.
Bob: You miss counted? We only went up to twenty!
Tenshi: I know… I think I might have failed kindergarten at some point.
Bob: Obviously. You should go back and try again.
Tenshi: o.o;;

Review Responses:

StrugglingArtist – Aww… so glad you liked our last two chapters. Hopefully your sister won't kill you because then you would miss all the fun :) Yeah, we planned on having the news cast at the end of the chapter to add some humor into an otherwise very 'angsty-ish' chapter. Glad it worked lol. Hope you had fun on your road trip and updates are coming… we just don't know when lol. The last few chapters don't want to write themselves so Bob and I are actually having to work on them… shudder. Thanks much :)
Siren of Time – Ah, another spider hater lol, yay! I'm with you… stupid spiders… grr. As for nothing exploding in Rae's little BF as you call it lol, well, that was a slip up on our part – we didn't even think about it, but, if we had, our excuse would have been this: we are subscribers to the theory that, after The End, Raven gained more control over her powers… so – that's our story and we're sticking to it lol. Glad you enjoyed it, thanks much for sticking with us :)
Django X – Did you read the news cast? It was at the bottom of the last chapter – in italics… I just wondered because you were wondering what happened to the mayor – it was in that – kinda :) It explained what had Robins eyebrow dancing. Your friend had connective issues too? Hm, nope, I don't live near them but maybe it's wasn't localized – just stupid lol. Hoped you liked this chapter, more crazy Raven and such… these were just random thoughts that I was going to work into the story but couldn't fit them in… so now they have their own chapter lol. I feel for you, with the whole flower incident… when I bring stuff inside I do a through inspection lol. Thanks for sticking with us, as always, and nope – the end wont be abrupt – we like to milk things lol.
Dark-Anime-Gurl – I have never, ever heard of your dads phobia before… I didn't even know it was possible…but damn, it gives me ideas lol. I'm afraid of heights too, which is weird because I love rollercoasters and stuff – eh. Glad you liked the chapters :) we aim to please, hope this one is up to par. Thanks much for the support!
XxHunter The One and OnlyxX – Hehe, you said stuck on it, about the adhiesive… yeah, I'm corny lol. Glad you got a laugh out of my pain lol. I got a laugh out of it too – so I forgive you. Its one of those 'this would be really funny if it weren't happening to me' deals. Flamethrowers hmm? I'll have to get one of those – I do believe that would work. Course, my parents would kill me when the house burned down but who cares lol. We live to serve, and to make you happy :) Thanks for the double reviews lol.
World of Nightmares – Hehe, glad you liked them both. As for contacting me just email me or IM me if you have AIM – its (I M Wired Wrong) and then all the junk about AOL. Just remove the spaces. You have to contact me, especially after I end this story :) that way I can make you a muse and bounce story ideas off your head and you can tell me what's worthy lol. Keep sending me happy reviews, or, as I have labeled your reviews, 'the HAHA reviews' :-D!
i want candy – Here! Here is more! Don't hurt us! Lol. Glad you likes so much that you demand more. It makes us happy… and scared, but mostly happy :) Thanks again for the support!
Overactive Mind - Not the bull whip! A journeyman cliffhangersmith huh? Exactly what does that entail? Is it painful? I'm trying to be a journeyman anstsmith but I am failing my trials miserably. Yep, that was one of Ravens lesser known spells, well, she found it in a book. You didn't think all those books were dark and dangerous did you? Sometimes a girls got to splurge elsewhere lol. Mod is not expecting a crazy Raven and that's mostly due to the fact that he has officially lost it himself. But it should all work out well in the end :) Thanks again for reviewing, and for sticking with us – even though we are unworthy. Oh and I agree about the voodoo lady being cool… I want her hair lol.
Imp – I'm sorry I couldn't work Slade in… I just couldn't see him reacting well to Ravens 'behavior'. He would just smack her or something and move on lol. But I did work in this little bit in this chapter, just for you… your review wanted me to make him show up, at least in spirit. I hope this chapter had the humor you were searching for. The next one will as well, as well as the final on – why did I just type all that – I could have just said – the rest will have humor – eh – I'm stupid and rambling. Oh well. Thanks much for the review and the continuing support!
Chantily Lace – Yep, Raven found her backbone. Well, she never really lost it but she never really showed it either. It was about time lol. Spiders do die, if they get anywhere near me lol. Shiny things huh? Shiny old car things huh? Shiny old car – er – nevermind lol. I'm more of a shiny new car person myself – or motorcycles – but I have lots of friends who dig the old ones lol. I love it when they buy one and say 'I'm going to fix it up' then the next thing I know they give up and the poor thing ends up rusting in their yards. Sad. Thanks again for the review. We luvs the support.
coolgirlc – Hey Ciara – Run, run far, far away. You sister has a chainsaw and she's not afraid to use it. lol. Jamie – hide the body well. Hehe – ok, now that I'm done giving advice we have updated! Yay! Hope you two liked this chapter. I might have to have a chainsaw make an appearance in the story before it's over just for you two. Thanks for the review and the support :)
Elizabeth – yep, we investigated the 'train', turns out one of my trains of thoughts got off track lol and well, there you go lol. And it was only a matter of time before Raven finally lost it. Well, not lost it lost it but blew up lost it – umm… Riiight. We have updated :) hope you enjoyed this chapter and we wish to smoother you in mooshy kisses for all the support :- Kiss
WickedWitchoftheSE – Cancun and then the beach? You must be very tan by now. We didn't think Raven yelled enough either – but this is supposed to be a humor story – so we didn't want to bring out the bitch factor to much lol. Don't worry though, she still plans on a few more revenge 'missions' before this thing is over :) Thanks for the review, and the continuing support!
Ravyn13 aka Holder of the Croak – oh, I hear you about the drowning of bugs with spray. My problem is that I spray too much then my parents allergies start to act up and they cant breath and they wheeze and open windows and yell – yelling with out the ability to draw air through ones nose is actually kinda amusing… oh, by the way, those weren't little people you steps on… those were frogs. Poor frogs. Oh wait – I see a hand – huh – guess there were some people in there after all. :) Thanks much for the review and all the support – we huggles you for it, what ever huggles means.
TTstory writer – Maybe its just our insecurities but we read your review as though it sounded shocked… lol. We're just messing with you. We like to do that to reviewers, it makes them review more lol. Thanks for the complement, for truly, it was. Glad your liking it thus far and we hope you will continue to stick with us till the end – for it is near :) Thanks again!