Sama: I have returned to write PART 2! w00t!

Kita: I'm still confused as to why we took Kagome…

Sama: Jeebus Kita! It's a perfect time to make fun of her!

Kita: Ohhhh.

Sama: Yup. This should be easy. Anyway, short dialogue sequence this time.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. Duh. I don't ownSpike Jones, either. Hell, I barely own anything in this whole freaking thing. I own Kai and Kita. That's all.

Sango and Miroku looked at Inuyasha. "You moron! You have to go save her!" Sango yelled at him.

Inuyasha glared back at her. "Feh, I don't see why."

"Because the Master will be displeased," Miroku said calmly.

Inuyasha looked shocked. "The…The Master will be upset with me? Dammit! I have to go save her! Stop wasting my time!" he yelled, turning and running off.

Sango just shook her head. "Inuyasha, you don't even know which way they went."

"No, but by running off in a random direction, I always catch her scent!"

Kai sat down in a chair in the center of a very large room. They were positioned inside a castle. He leaned back, and looked at Kagome, who had the mark on her head. "Come to me, slave," he said calmly.

Kita looked at him. "I'm not your slave!" she yelled. "How many times do I have to tell you that?"

Kai smiled. "I wasn't talking about you, dear. I was talking to our new slave."

She looked at him and blushed a little. "I knew that. I was kidding…"

Kagome came walking over to Kai. "Slave, I want you to just sit there and do nothing, just like every other time you were kidnapped and the people could have put you to use doing chores or something."

Kagome sat down and didn't do anything. Her eyes started to turn normal again. "Inu…yasha…" she spat out. "I have to return to Inuyasha!" she said, her eyes almost completely white again.

Looking at her, quite amused, Kai spoke. "No you don't. He hates you. You didn't realize that?" Kagome's eyes went dark again. "No, I'm kidding. He loves you." Her eyes started to turn back again. "And by 'you' I mean 'Kikyo.'" Her eyes went totally dark again. Kai started laughing out loud. "She is the most gullible moron ever, Kita!" he said between laughs.

Kagome's eyes turned completely white again. "Inuyasha!" she yelled.

"Stop calling out to him, idiot. He's not coming for you. I made sure he ran into Kikyo on his way here. He'll be completely distracted."

Her eyes went totally dark again. "Yes, Master."

"Good slave. Now I want you to go get Spike Jones for me." Kagome got up, disappeared, and came back four seconds later with Spike Jones. "You're too slow, slave. Now go cry in the corner." Kagome went and cried in the corner.

Kai applauded happily. "Yay! Play me a song! Play!" Spike threw his guitar at Kai and walked out. "Fine! Be that way!" Kai complained. "Slave! Come!"

"I'm not your freakin' slave, Kai!" Kita yelled.

"I'm talking to Kagome, Kita!" he yelled back.

Kagome came hurrying over. "Now. I could either toy with your mind some more…I could kill you, or I could make you dress up in kinky ways and take pictures," he said, smiling evilly.

Kita hit him in the back of the head. "No, bad Kai! Bad!"

"You could've let me finish. I could make you dress up in kinky ways and take pictures, then sell them to Inuyasha."

Kita laughed. "Yes, that would do. We could always use a profit around here because you're too lazy to get a job!"

"I'm not too lazy to get a job! I just keep killing all of my employers! I can't help it!" They had a little glare-off. Then, Kai turned to Kagome. "Now, slave, dress up in this outfit," he said, holding up a very kinky outfit. Kagome stripped down and put it on, and Kai cringed and gagged. "Oh my God! That's hideous. Jesus! I've never seen something so horrible!" He pulled the camera up to his eye slowly, and started taking pictures. "Damn. This is awful. But it's for a profit!" He took the last picture for the roll of film, and then he turned away quickly. "Get back in your clothes, slave."

"I'm already dressed, Kai. And for the last time I'm not your slave!" Kita yelled.

"Kita. Why won't you catch on? When I say 'slave' I am referring to Kagome. Okay?"

Well, during this whole thing, Kagome was getting dressed. There was a voice from outside the castle. "Kagome!" said a familiar voice. Kai snapped his attention to the wall as it broke down. "Kagome!" he yelled again, running over to Kagome.

"Jesus, Inuyasha. You couldn't have walked ten extra steps to go through the damn door?" Kai asked him angrily, holding his hand out and forming a fireball in it.

"Hah! Did you forget? I'm wearing fur of the fire rat!"

"Three problems with that. One: I can still kill Kagome. Two: An explosion isn't so much the heat as it is the force. Three: Your head isn't covered. I could blow your head off, or light your hair on fire."

Inuyasha reached over and grabbed Kagome. "Kagome! Come on! We've gotta go!" He tried to move her, but she didn't budge.

"Oh, I'm sorry Inuyasha. She's my slave now. Slave, come to me."

Kagome walked over to Kai, and stopped in front of him. "Yes, master."

"Kagome! Don't go to him! Come back to me!" Inuyasha stepped toward her. "Wait…why do I care again? Oh crap!" He ran over to Kagome. "Kagome, if we don't go, Master will be angry!"

"Master will be angry?" she and Kai asked simultaneously. Kai snapped, and the symbol on Kagome's head disappeared. Her eyes turned back to normal. "Where…am I?" she asked. "Inuyasha?" she asked, and ran over to him. "Can we leave now?"

"Sure. Let's go," he said, walking away with Kagome.

"Inuyasha, come back later. I've got something for you," he said, thinking of the pictures. He then quickly added in, "If you break another one of my walls, you will die." He watched them walk out, then sat down. "Oh my God! It's Gary Coleman!" he said, pointing to a random object. "Damn, I'm gonna miss having a slave."

"I can be your slave," Kita said, blushing a bit.

"No. You don't want that. Trust me. But you're still mine. I own you."

"O-kay then…"

So then, that's the end of Kagome being kidnapped. The Master made sure of that. Just a side note, the Master is not a person or anything, it is a higher being. Not the writer, me, or anyone else. Just something that's there. Please review! You people who read this and don't review suck! So please give me the reviews!