Sama: Didn't forget about the story this time. Had a little two week camping trip and decided to write a bit.

Kita: Wasn't there something more fun you could've done?

Sama: Not with a horrific sunburn and hours of downtime. Also, I had a story line running through my head for about an hour one night when I couldn't sleep.

Inuyasha: That's creepy

Kita: And border-line obsessive

Sama: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should be glad, Kita. I've decided to make you a bigger part of the story.

Kita: Well, get on with it then.

Sama: Hold on a second! DISCLAIMER TIME! I do not own Inuyasha, any of the Inuyasha characters, music, titles, respective logos, or trademarks. I own none of it! The only real thing here that I own is-

Inuyasha: Your obsessiveness?

Kita: Your sick twisted imagination?

Sama: …I was going to say Kita and Kai, but whatever. Let the story…BEGIN!

Break the Tetsusaiga!
A Cheesy Inuyasha-like Episode Title!

Well, it was just the same old story with the Inuyasha group. Take a guess what they were doing. If you guessed "wandering aimlessly through a forest while Kagome and Inuyasha argued" then you were correct. She was unusually upset with the hanyou because he was unusually stupid today. Kai and Kita really stirred things up lately, so the half demon was even more irritable than normal, and Kagome is an idiot, so it's a breeding pool of anger.

"What the hell did I do to deserve this kind of treatment!" Inuyasha yelled, getting up out of one of the small craters caused by Kagome's "sit" command.

"You're a jerk! Sit!" A faceplant from Inuyasha. "A jerk who saves my life countless times and yet I remain a thankless bitch who gets mad at you not 10 seconds after you save my life! SIT SIT SIT!"

Inuyasha dragged himself out of the deep crater, and tried to get to his feet. "That's a crappy argument! You just proved my point!" he said, with Sango and Miroku nodding silently in the background.

Well, since this entire argument is about as stupid as Inuyasha knowing the word "exponentially" in the third movie, Kai and Kita were going to show up soon to liven things up. But there has to be some kind of action where they jump in, because they wouldn't just walk out in front of the group.

Well, the Inuyasha group continued walking along aimlessly, and suddenly Kai and Kita were walking across a clearing in front of them, by complete accident. Kita was talking to Kai, and it didn't seem the red headed fire demon was enjoying the conversation much. As the six approached them, Kai's voice was the first they heard. "Kita, you know I don't have that kind of money," was what he said. "You may come from a Kingdom and have servants, but it's not where I come from."

"Well Kai, you've never told me…where did you come from?" she asked, a bit softer than his tone, but still loud enough for the others to hear. They'd all stopped to observe at this point.

He coughed a bit, looking around uncomfortably. "Well, Kita, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much," he started, but was stopped by her hitting him upside the head. He smiled stupidly at his own joke, and she couldn't help but laugh a little bit. "Where I come from doesn't matter anymore…considering the entire place was destroyed when I was a child. I don't even remember where it was." Well that's a conversation killer, so at this point, Kagome spoke up.

"That's so sad!" she said, stupidly forgetting that Kai wanted desperately to kill her. Inuyasha unsheathed his Tetsusaiga in preparation for an attack toward Kagome.

"What's really sad is that I didn't plan on running into you today," said Kai, turning to walk off. "And it's even more sad that you won't just shut up and die," he said, directing it at Kagome.

"That's really mean, Kai!" This comment came from Kita, as she trotted off to catch up with him. "Aren't you going to fight with them like you usually do?" she asked, confused at what he was doing.

"Of course I am. Just gotta piss off Inuyasha a bit first." His voice was quiet because he didn't want Inuyasha to hear that part of it. "Well, it's a good thing we don't have to worry about that lowly HALF-DEMON attacking us. Wind Scar? Hah! It's more like "tickly feathery breeze" to me!" He yelled this so that Inuyasha could easily hear him.

The following reaction was exactly what Kai had been hoping for. "What was that!" Inuyasha yelled, the winds starting to swirl around his Tetsusaiga. "Wind Scar!" he yelled, shortly before swinging his sword and using the attack. The blast was just about to hit Kai and Kita, but the light was too bright and they were consumed by it, still standing there calmly at the last moment anyone could see them before the attack hit. "Hah! I got him that time!" Inuyasha yelled triumphantly.

However, a familiar voice spoke up from behind him. "I told you once, but I guess I'll say it again. Don't yell out your attacks before you do them. It gives it away and gave us plenty of time to get out of the way." Inuyasha wheeled around to face Kai, who was sitting down on a rock leisurely and looking over at the group. "I could have killed Kagome 8 times by now, and you'd have never known."

"I'm back!" said Kita, appearing out of nowhere and holding a bag. "I brought us donuts. We have plenty of time to eat them before this loser ever hits us with an attack."

"Goody! I like donuts!" He jumped up off of the rock and ran over to Kita, but as he'd planned, Inuyasha was not very happy. The hanyou dashed toward the pair, but Kai's emerald eyes turned to face him just before the Tetsusaiga would have cut him and Kita in half, but he still had plenty of time. His katana flew out of it's sheath and went right in the way of the fang. He pushed back against it, now in a sword lock with the dog. "Is this sword the only thing you've got going for you, half-mutt?" he asked, smiling.

"My sword is better than yours, at least!" replied the idiot, who began pushing back with all of his might.

"Ah, you'd like to think that. Kita, I'm getting bored with this half demon. I want to fight him as a full demon. Somebody here might end up dead though, is that okay?" he asked, as if she were his consultant or something.

"No! You're not allowed to kill any of the group members, or else we'll lose the readers we didn't even have to begin with!" This was the hundredth time she had to tell him that, but he still wanted to ask anyway.

"Well fine! I won't let him kill anyone," he said, his sword beginning to glow red. "But he's still losing this little fang and becoming a full demon!" He slid his sword along the blade of the Tetsusaiga, and pretty much effortlessly cut it in half. As the top half of Inuyasha's blade was in the air, Kai slashed it into several more pieces, as well as the bottom half that had still been attached to the hilt. In the end, the Tetsusaiga was no longer attached to the handle and was in 21 pieces.

Inuyasha's face was priceless with the amount of shock packed into it. Kai had just effortlessly destroyed his Tetsusaiga, and he would now turn into a full demon. His fangs started to grow out, and the striped appeared, and the claws, and the blah blah blah nobody cares.

Kai squatted down, picking up a slightly heavy rock. "Wanna know what this is for?" he asked, and got a slight nod from Kita. "It's for a concussion!" he said, throwing it. It bounced off of Kagome's head, knocking her completely unconscious. "Well, she won't be changing him back or telling him to sit." He smiled somewhat sadistically, tossing his sword back. "Yus! Now Kai gets to show off!" he said, referring to himself in the third person.

Yet, at this point, something unexpected happened. A blur crashed into Kai's side, and he was sent soaring into a tree that was about forty yards away, and he was now unconscious as well. "No, this is Kita's turn to show off!" The blur that had crashed into him was the one that had spoken, and it was of course, Kita. "You always get to fight him! So this is mine!" she said, unaware that she had overdone it and knocked him out.

Well, full demon Inuyasha wasn't waiting around for this, so he'd already started his assault on Miroku and Sango. Shippo's only mention in this chapter is this sentence which is now over. "Inuyasha! Knock it off!" yelled Miroku, who was trying really hard to not get sliced to ribbons.

Kita dashed over in a blur, and delivered a foot straight to Inuyasha's face before anyone had even seen her move. As the demon soared back, the girl followed him up, bringing a kick into his back. She then jumped into the air, delivering an axe kick to his stomach. Kita dashed back to the ground and kicked him to the side when he almost landed, and she continued to volley him in the air for quite some time until she was sure he was broken. She turned and walked off, as though nothing had just happened at all. She didn't seem exhausted or anything, and Inuyasha's body came crashing to the ground behind her as she walked away calmly. The others just sat there in awe, not sure what to do or say. The kitsune girl then picked up the unconscious fire demon, and disappeared in a blur.

Well about this time, Kagome woke up, with incredibly BS timing, just like always. "What…happened?" she asked, looking around. "INUYASHA!" she yelled all Kagome like and ran over to his nearly lifeless form on the ground. She clung to him, apparently forgetting that she was pissed off at him for some stupid reason. He didn't wake up, and he remained in demon form, and he would until nearly the end of the next chapter. But for now, this chapter is brought to an abrupt close.

I'd normally say something like "Review please. I hate you stupid jerk wads who read this and don't take an extra 30 seconds to review my story" but nobody reads it in the first place so I can't expect a review. But if you DO read my story and don't review, I hate you and you suck at life. My next installment should come within a few weeks.