Hey everybody! I'm going out of town again Fri-Sun so this will probably be the only update until I return on Sunday. So, enjoy until then!

"I can't believe we're here! We're going to need some sort of map of the park, that way we get around easier." Kisame said. Fortunately, right in front of them was a stand with a sign reading: Maps of the Park. Kakuzu hurried and got one. The giant cartoon characters walking around were a little freaky but for the time being, it was decided to ignore them.

"Oh my god! What are we going to ride first?" Zetsu wanted to know.

"Only the tallest, fastest, most death defying coaster ever…Kingda Ka!" And Kisame was right, this coaster supposedly broke all kinds of records. And so they were off, it was expected that there would be long lines to wait for each ride, but that was okay with everyone.

"Hey, Kisame I don't know about you but I feel right at home here, this is one of the only places that we can go that you and I don't get stared at for having blue skin or plant parts!" Zetsu said.

"I hear ya, man! This is our kind of place." Zetsu said. Hidan noticed that Kakuzu had the map of the part completely unfolded and it was so large that he couldn't see where he was going.

"Really, Kakuzu put that thing away we know where we're going; you're going to run in to everyone." Hidan told him. Kakuzu had already run in to three people including 'Yosemite Sam' (well, someone dressed up as Yosemite Sam).

"Hidan you're always trying to tell me what to do! I know what I'm doing here." Kakuzu said, except he turned around too quickly and slapped right into a pole. Needless to say, he put the map away.

"Okay guys, here's where the line starts for Kingda Ka. Itachi, you and Deidara are seriously not hauling those bags around all day are you?" Sasori wondered.

"First Sasori, it's not just a bag, this is a Prada men's tote…and it's a summer tote, okay. Second, you can leave this with park personnel while you're on these coasters." Itachi rolled his eyes at Sasori.

"I can't believe I didn't think of that." Sasori said sarcastically. It was at this moment that a bee landed on Deidara's shoulder. Had he not worn the new Ralph Lauren fragrance that he and Itachi insisted on wearing….it may have been a relatively uneventful wait to get on Kingda Ka. However, Deidara spotted the bee on his shoulder.

"Oh god! There's a bee on me, yeah! You know how allergic I am to bees, yeah!" And Deidara began to flair…Nautica tote bag and all. "A bee! Oh god, yeah! Get it away, get it away, yeah!" Deidara was in panic mode, which sent some of the people around him into panic mode as well. So through all the screaming and flailing, Deidara managed to slap Hidan in the face and hit whoever was standing behind him.

"Deidara! Would you relax! The fucking bee is gone" Itachi hissed at him. Deidara quit panicking.

"Oh…okay, yeah." And there was peace once more.

"Okay, the way I see it the seats are 4 across, we need to divide up."

"Me, Kisame, Kakuzu, Hidan." Zetsu said. "That leaves Sasori, Itachi, Deidara and someone else if there is someone riding alone, if not than it's you three." Now that the seating assignment was settled, the noticed they weren't far off from the track entrance.

16 minutes and 1 argument over art styles later…

"Oh my god…it's our turn." Zetsu said as they climbed into their designated seats. Itachi and Deidara handed over their bags. To the Kingda Ka personnel and they started rolling down the tracks. No one was riding alone, so Itachi, Deidara and Sasori were alone in their section. The coaster was beginning to climb the first hill.

"Wow, this is pretty vertical, yeah." Deidara said. "Oh my god…Itachi we forgot to put our hair back, yeah." Deidara eyed Itachi with a fearful look.

Oh…shit…" Itachi said. But, it was too late….the coaster had stopped at the very top of the giant hill in the sky and was getting ready for the dive downward. The next thing to be heard…were screams.

"AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH, AAAAGGGGGHHHH, AAAAAAAAA!"

"EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!"

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

And of course there were the silent screams that wouldn't come out do to sheer fear, excitement. Once the coaster had reached the bottom of the hill it did some twisty turny stuff until it straightened out. 1 minute 47 seconds later the ride was over. Sasori looked at Itachi and Deidara.

"Oh…my…god…" he said.

" Uh huh…" they said together.

"Oh yeah, the ride was amazing….but that's not what I'm commenting on. Now, I don't mean to freak you two out…but…your hair is so tangled up together that it's going to take a weed wacker to straighten that out. I mean, it's a nest of black and blonde." The screams were even louder than what was heard on Kingda Ka. This was definitely a problem…

Kisame picked up Itachi and Deidara's totes because they were too preoccupied with the fact that they were pretty much connected. This would have to be resolved before they went anywhere else…