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"Oh…my…god…that is one messy nest of black and blonde." Sasori said as he and Zetsu had shoved a screaming Deidara and Itachi down onto a picnic table.

"Oh god, get us untangled! Fix it! Fiiiiiiiiiix it!" Itachi yelled.

"Oh my god! Oh my god! We're stuck, yeah. We're stuck. We're stuuuuck, yeah!" Deidara was wailing.

"Both of you shut the hell up! Now hold still!" Kisame said holing Itachi's head down to the table. Hidan grabbed Deidara by the neck and restrained him. Kakuzu and Zetsu assessed the situation.

"Okay, first we have to untangle your hait from the necklaces that you both INSISTED on wearing today." Zetsu said grabbing a hunk of black, Kakuzu grabbed a hunk of blonde.

"Be careful, yeah!" Deidara yelled feeling Kakuzu pull too hard. After the necklaces were removed, Kakuzu made the announcement…

"Deidara, we have to take the pony tail down for a moment, black is wound around the base." Deidara screamed but Sasori covered his mouth to shut him up. Kakuzu pulled it down. "God, that is a lot of blonde." Kakuzu said cutting the black elastic band out. Fortunately, they had now been loosened partially.

"Now, for this mess in the middle." Zetsu said.

"The detangler! Get the detangler! It's in my bag!" Itachi said frantically.

"Detangler, yeah!" Deidara repeated. Kisame dug through Itachi's bag and found it. He sprayed at least 429 spritz's into the mess. "Hmmm….that's a nice scent." Kisame said.

"Paul Mitchell hair care is like that, yeah." Deidara told him.

"Okay, get the comb! The comb!" Itachi was still panicking.

"The comb, yeah." Deidara chimed in. And so Sasori started working on the hunk, listening to Deidara and Itachi whine because it pulled.

"Oh my god! Be careful! I don't want split ends when I get untangled!" Itachi yelled.

21 minutes later

"There….untangled. Seriously, you two carry too much useless shit in those bags. I mean a hairdryer? 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner? The notepad? Three changes of clothes between the two of you? Sun block? Oh, Tanning enhancer? What the hell? How do you block the sun and invite it at the same time? Okay, and here's what totally freaks me out…the note I found in your bag which reads: 'Deidara- You've got what it takes and you know how to use it, can't wait to do it again – Jocelyn'."

"That's still in there, yeah?" Deidara said snatching up the note from Hidan.

"Oh! I'm not done! Itachi, you have three kunai, a piece of rope, a picture of Sasuke with 'I'm prettier than you' written in the corner and I found a note in your bag that reads: 'Oh shit…I had no idea that position was even possible, anyway god you're hot – Stefania." Hidan waited for an answer. Itachi looked at Deidara.

"Were those girls friends?" he asked.

"Itachi! Yes, they were friends and they were really nice too, yeah!" Deidara always got pissed when Itachi didn't remember details about the women that ended up in Itachi's bed.

"Okay so now that you're both detangled, are you ready to go hit some more rides?" Sasori wondered. Itachi and Deidara looked at one another.

"Danna….we don't want to get tangled again…yeah." Deidara bit his lower lip. He knew Sasori wouldn't like where this was going. However, Itachi grabbed Deidara's shoulders.

"Deidara….there's a place for us…the water park. 15 acres of wet, tangle free, excitement." Deidara's face lit up.

"Oh! Now, Danna don't you feel bad for making fun of my Nautica swim trunks and the shirt that matches, yeah?" Deidara said delighted.

"Fine! You two go to the water park, but when we leave tonight I expect both of you to shut up about being wet and cold!" Sasori said, and Deidara and Itachi took off for the water park, while Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, Sasori, and Kisame unfolded the giant map again.

"I can't believe they think we carry too much stuff, I mean come on. Hidan didn't even look in my other compartment on my bag!" Itachi said.

"Oh! Oh, Itachi! I brought gum, do you want some, yeah?" Deidara said, blue eye fluttering. Itachi glared.

"Go to hell…"

Well, now they had parted ways…this could get interesting…Akatsuki dispersed among the two sections of Six Flags…