"Come on hurry up! We lost valuable time with the dumbasses and their hair." Kisame said. And so, Kisame, Zetsu, Hidan, Kakuzu, and Sasori took off for the next coaster on the map. It was equally topsy turvy and it was obvious Hidan and Kakuzu would be screaming bloody murder.

"Oh my god! That bastard is wearing a cape! He's trying to be like us only lame! We wear robes! Let me at him!" Zetsu yelled. He had spotted Batman and he took off to tackle him. Everyone stood back and watched as Zetsu brutally attacked Batman. It wasn't pretty.

Itachi and Deidara had arrived at the water park and had just opened up a locker to put their bags of useless crap. Deidara spotted a huge water slide with a pool at the bottom and insisted on dragging Itachi to the top. Itachi wouldn't have minded at all, in fact he wanted to go to the top…it was what Deidara insisted on doing while they were waiting in the line.

"I never had a dream come true, till the day that I found, you. Even though I pretend that I've moved on you'll always be my…baaa…I…ta….chi…ye…ah….choke…don't…cho….ooke….me…..yeah." Deidara could barely breathe and Itachi's sharingan was burning like a raging fire.

"Deidara, I swear to god, if you don't stop singing pop radio hits to me I will strangle you right here and now, I don't care who sees! So shut the fuck up!" Itachi hissed at him and let go of his neck.

"OH MY GOD! THIS RIDE IS THE SHIT!" Kakuzu screamed as the others were being tossed around in the air. Hidan was screaming like crazy and practically squeezing the life out of Kakuzu.

"Zeeeeeeetsuuuuuuuu!" Sasori wailed as he crashed into him. Kisame was riding with a perfect stranger and they were both screaming just as wildly. 47 seconds later they came to their senses and filed away from that ride.

"We have to send you down the slide in 4's." the slide moderator told Itachi and Deidara. Itachi and Deidara looked behind them.

"Hey, who are you girls riding?" Itachi asked.

"Itachi!" Deidara slapped him.

"Shit! That's not what I meant! Are you two alone?" he quickly fixed it.

"No! Can we come with you guys?" One of them asked.

"Of course, yeah." Deidara insisted. This would be an interesting combination…Itachi, Deidara, a dark dark Brunette (who's name was Loraine) and a blonde (her name was Madison). The next thing that happened was the four of them started down the slide but Deidara ended up with a lap full of brunette and Itachi ended up with a lap full of blonde (but it wasn't Deidara). We'll leave it at that for now…

"You know what. I hope we don't go back to a soaking wet van tonight. Because knowing Itachi and Deidara, they'll drag two girls back to the van, the seats will be wet from the fact that they've been in the water all day and the worst part is that they'll probably screw with the radio presets!" Sasori said.

"Seriously, they won't get laid, neither one of them, they didn't bring any condoms." Hidan said.

"You obviously don't know about the ones in the console of the van." Kisame said. They were currently in line for the next ride, which pretty much scrambled you around and twisted in at least 100 directions. It looked great since it was one of those rides that had warnings like 'don't ride this if you have motion sickness' before you got on it.

"You know, a little kid came up to me and wanted a hug, I think he mistook me for one of the characters here. It makes me feel…warm and fuzzy." Kisame said. It wasn't much longer until they were scrambling around on the scrambly ride. However, something went horribly wrong because after the 5 twist, Zetsu went flying out of his seat (it seemed he got the top part of his plant enclosure caught on something). Everyone agreed that they would go find him after the ride was over, after all they were having way too much fun.

"So, is it like a club?" Loraine, the brunette asked. The four of them were now floating down the 'lazy river' ride, which basically was exactly like it sounded.

"No, no Akatsuki is an evil organization, yeah." Deidara told her, he had his hands buried in her hair and was separating it to braid it.

"Oh, like NATO?" Madison, the blonde said.

"Sure…NATO." Itachi said even though he wasn't certain what NATO was.

"You know, we think you two were really hot, I mean my god do you guys like work out everyday?" Madison asked.

"Not lately, yeah." Deidara said. No one noticed that they were getting ready to go over a 'waterfall' the raft hit it and the rapids quickly dumped them all into the water. They all resurfaced with the raft wedged between two 'rocks' (they were synthetic hard plastic things made to look like rocks).

"Oh geez, I think I lost the top to my swimsuit." Madison said. Let's stop there…

"Zetsu! Are you okay man! Dude you went flying! That rocked!" Sasori said.

"Yeah, I'm fine, it actually added to the ride and I landed on top of Sylvester the Cat." Zetsu said.

"Hey! Seriously, you know what we should do? Let's go play some games and try to win stuff!" Hidan said. Everyone thought that was an excellent idea. We'll check back in later. For now I'll leave you with the image of Itachi diving into the water to look for the top of a two piece swimsuit…