"Look! Check it out! If we throw a dart at one of those balloons maybe we can win a huge ass animal!" Kakuzu said.
"Hey, you know what would be funny? If we did win a huge ass animal and we made Itachi hold it all the way home." Kisame said.
"You know that would be funny. Let's try to go play that balloon game and win that giant octopus!" Sasori said.
"Seriously, I'm not very good at hitting things. I mean you saw me play horseshoes when we went camping, so I think Zetsu should throw." Hidan said.
"Look, according to the price list, we can get 10 darts for 5 dollars….let's get 20 darts!" Sasori said. And so they purchased 20 darts. Hidan was the cheerleader since he couldn't throw worth crap. Now, they should have planned an organized system…but instead, Zetsu, Sasori Kisame, and Kakuzu took five darts a piece and began to shower the board, sending the man that was running the game screaming in the opposite direction. After all he didn't want to die a dart death. Kisame screamed.
"Zetsu! You popped a balloon! We win the octopus! You didn't even have to get out any kunai!" And the five of them started jumping up and down in a football style huddle. The attendant working the game was pale from the dart shower that had just taken place. He was willing to give them the giant purple smiling octopus just to get them to go away. He quickly shoved the huge octopus at Zetsu.
"Oh my god! Would you look at this thing! It's so huge! It's awesome!" Zetsu said holding up the giant octopus. Back at the water park…
"Hey, do you guys want to go get something to eat?" Loraine the brunette asked now having a braid creeping down her back.
"We know a great place here in the water park." Madison the blonde added.
"Okay, let's do that." Itachi said. Deidara agreed. All four of them wrapped up in towels, got something to eat and sat underneath an umbrella for lunch.
"You know, you two are really cool. If we weren't at a family park we'd totally want to sleep with you." Loraine said.
"Oh, well you should come to our apartment sometime, yeah. We're trashed every Friday, yeah." Deidara told them both.
"Sweet! We'll get your phone number before you leave today." Madison, the blonde said.
"Hey, after lunch do you two want to come work on your tan with us?" Itachi asked.
"Of course we do!" Loraine the brunette exclaimed.
"We brought all the sun skin care products, yeah." Deidara told her.
"You guys totally have even tans, how did you do that?" Madison asked.
"We have a pool at our apartment and I have dark hair so I'm naturally…you know…sexy." Itachi said. And so, soon lunch was finished and the four of them left. Itachi and Deidara would need to stop by their lockers first to get the bags full of crap before going to claim a tanning spot. Now we go back to the park…
"I can't believe we are eating lunch at Six Flags with an octopus…that kicks ass!" Kisame said.
"I know! Hey, what do you think Itachi and Deidar are doing at this point? Do you realize how peaceful things have been without them…" Zetsu paused and everyone looked at each other. "No, no no! You know we can't leave them here at the end of the day!" Zetsu said.
"You're right." Sasori said. It was at that moment that the pink RAZR starting ringing. Sasori had just gotten a new Sean Paul 'Temperature' ring tone. "Hello….oh! Hi 'the leader'. Yeah, Six Flags kicks ass. Listen to this we won a giant octopus! Uh huh…uh huh…okay…uh huh…Oh…Tobi? Here. Before we leave? Okay. At the entrance to the park, giant sign? Okay, thanks 'the leader'." Sasori hung up.
"Alright, apparently 'the leader' has approved us another new member. His name is Tobi, he has a swirly face and we're supposed to pick him up here before we leave. He will have a giant sign that says 'Akatsuki' and he'll be waiting at the entrance to the park with his bags.
"Interesting. Zetsu, looks like you don't get the big bedroom by yourself anymore." Kisame said. And so they finished up lunch and were ready to play some more games before they got back on the massive coasters. I wonder how Tobi would take to his soon to be new group of friends…