"This is only like the most perfect place to tan ever, yeah!" A very over zealous Deidara announced spreading out his Corona beach towel alongside the tide pool thing. It was basically a huge pool in the shape of a leaf but for whatever reason Six Flags called it 'The Tide Pool'.

"Yeah, this is really nice." Itachi said spreading out the Nautica beach towel. The girls followed right beside them.

"Hey will you put this tan accelerator on my back?" Madison, the blonde asked Itachi. Before he could answer, Madison had untied the top of her bathing suit and was laying face down on the towel with her bare back exposed. Itachi swallowed hard…this was the best Six Flags trip ever.

"So, do your friends tan with you?" Loraine, the brunette asked Deidara.

"No, they aren't in to sun and stuff, yeah." He answered her.

"That's too bad. Hey, will you put this sun block on my chest. I so don't want to get too much sun, there, I mean the skin is so sensitive." Loraine said to Deidara shoving SPF 40 into his hand. Deidara blinked at least 50 times. She wanted him to put sun block on her…where?

"So you want me to put it…like…on your collar bone and…there around your neck…yeah." Deidara was still trying to deal with the fact that his hands would practically be in the top of her swimsuit in order to do what she asked.

"Yeah, and down here….wait I'll pull my top down a little more, it'll be easier to reach down the middle." Loraine said. Deidara hadn't been in a situation like this for at least 6 days…

"Okay guys, seriously we have the giant octopus what are we going to ride next?" Hidan asked.

"Let's go check out one of the shows. The animal safari thing begins in 20 minutes." Zetsu said. The five of them walked towards the area where the show was happening. Naturally, Kisame and Kakuzu insisted on sitting in the front row so they haphazardly stepped over everyone in the front and Zetsu ended up hitting people in the head with the giant octopus. They all got seated and waited for the show to begin. Kisame loved all the exotic animals, it made him feel all special inside. They didn't have to wait long because wild birds starting flying all over the place and the show had begun. It was a partially educational show because they were learning about wild cat species while watching them walk around on the stage before them. Now, the next portion of the show required a volunteer from the audience….so of course Kisame HAD to be the one picked. He flailed around like a maniac and continuously screamed 'pick me'. He got picked and Sasori truly thought Kisame was going to cry from excitement. It was like one of the happiest days of his life. He got to go onto the stage and feed a seal…Deidara and Itachi were getting a completely different kind of educational experience…

"You know, we could go make out behind that waterfall thing over there." Madison, the blonde said to Itachi.

"Okay." He said quickly and so they were off. Deidara was still lying beside Loraine.

"What's your favorite food, yeah" He asked her quite sincerely.

"Probably club sandwiches." She answered. Deidara was one of those guys who had to know EVERYTHING about a girl before he made out with her…so it was only a matter of time before the question and answer session was over. He would continue this for at least another 20 minutes.

"You know, this Tobi fellow. I hope 'the leader' screens our members a little better." Sasori said to Zetsu. "Ever since he let Deidara in, Akatsuki has really gone down hill."

"Yeah, but you know I think he let Deidara in to give Itachi a little competition. I mean, Itachi used to get all the attention, now at least it's diverted somewhat." Zetsu said.

"True.' Sasori agreed watching Kisame feed another seal in a moment of bliss.

Sorry, this chapter was so short. I'll do better next time.