"It's getting late Itachi and Deidara are supposed to meet us here then we'll tell them about the new guy then go find him." Sasori said. Itachi and Deidara appeared nearly on cue. Kisame looked them both up and down.

"You two have been with girls…" he said.

"Say's who, yeah?" Deidra asked.

"It's obvious, Itachi your jeans are unzipped and Deidara, you smell like Plumeria body lotion from Bath and Body Works." Both Itachi and Deidara gasped.

"Well, I did have her all over me, yeah. I would indeed smell flowery fresh, yeah." Deidara said. Itachi glared at Kisame.

"Seriously, you're good." Hidan said to Kisame.

"Thanks, it's a gift. I'll teach you what to look for sometime." Kisame told him.

"Okay, listen up. 'The leader' has admitted a new member, his name is Tobi, we're supposed to pick him up at the front gates. And how did you two manage to have sex in a THEME PARK?" Sasori said/demanded.

"Now, Danna…when you say sex are we talking about inter…"

"Deidara! Just…okay now I know what YOU did and I'm not even going there with Itachi. Now come on, we have to go meet the new guy." Sasori had once again lost his patience with Deidara. For those of you keeping score, that was the 1,538th time since he and Deidara had met that Sasori had lost his patience with him. So the reunited Akatsuki began to make their way to the front gates of Six Flags.

"So, what's this guy look like?" Itachi had to know what he was going up against.

"Don't worry Itachi, really, the guy supposedly has like a swirly face or something." Hidan said reassuring Itachi that he would still be the sexy one.

"Okay, well let's find him." Itachi said. And so they were off to locate this Tobi fellow. They made their way towards the front gates…and there he was in all his swirly glory.

"Oh shit…he spelled Akatsuki wrong on the sign." Zetsu said looking at the sign that read: AKATSUKEE in capital letters.

"God, he's going to be another Deidara…except he's not pretty like Deidara…just dumb." Sasori said. They all walked up to the swirly faced new member.

"Hey, Tobi? I'm Kisame and this is Akatsuki. This is Zetsu, Hidan, Kakuzu, Sasori, Itachi and Deidara.

"Hi guys! I'm Tobi. Oh my god! 'The Leader' told me all about Deidara and how we could travel around together sometimes! Oh god! I can't wait! Deidara's a total man babe!" There was a long awkward pause. "Oh….uh…your leader said that, he said I would totally get overshadowed by him." Tobi added.

"Well, Tobi I am hot, but you can ask danna, we have so much fun on missions, yeah." Deidara anxiously greeted Tobi, Sasori rolled his eyes. He never had fun on mission with Deidara because Deidara was a total pain in the ass.

"Hey, Tobi. I'm Itachi and there's a rule in our apartment…buy your own condoms." Now that Itachi had settled that, Zetsu suggested they all conclude the day by getting to know Tobi over dinner before they left the park…

Okay, this was another super short chapter and I didn't intend it this way. Anyway, I just couldn't' wait to write the next crazy adventure: Akatsuki Calendar Shoot. Look for it real soon. I'll try to post chapter one tomorrow!