Chapter 2- Going to Drunkin Donuts- episode 2

You are in another dimension... where there are people dieing and people screaming because of the lack of hot dogs. Except for Ansem... he loves hamburgers, anyway, you have just entered THE SORA ZONE! dumdee dumdee dum! ( I will say this every episode. its to annoy you!)

"I still hate the intro!"

I know I'm annoying one person I see WAHAHAHAHA!

"Oh! Bye the way! What happened between you and axel. He chased you around the whole island!" Sora asked.

Well you see! I valiantly fought my way through his fire balls and found myself cornered! Then, I swirled around and kicked him in the nuts!

"You fat ugly gay liar! I saw what happened!"

Then why did you ask huh?

"I knew you would lie!" Sora said like he was the most smrtest man in destiny island.

Kairi Appears out of the little cabin that she and Sora made and said, "I'm HUUUUNGRY!'

"UH Oh... Better bring her to a resteraunt Riku. You kknow what happened the last time she went unattended!"

"Yes I remember."

Let's go back to that scene! It shall be a flash back!

"That's so retarded! a FLASH BACK! whooooooooo." Sora said mockingly.

Just shutup and let me do the flash back... now how does this flash back robot work again? O yea! And FLASHBACK!

FLASHBACKFLASHBACKFLASHBACKFLASHBACKFLASHBACKFLASHBACKFLASHBACKFLASHBACKFLASHBACK!

"HOw many times are you going to repeat the word flash back" asked Riku.

here we are! 1834 when Kairi gets hungry!

"1834? YOU ASS! We weren't even born yet!" Sora yells.

o sorry. it just seems there was no other time when Kairi got hungry.

"What! It was just yesterday you retard," Riku says annoyed.

OK OK! Just get her to a restaurant!

Wakka's restaurant: Drunkin Donuts

"Welcome to drunkin donuts!" Wakka announces.

"What...The... Fuck." Riku said with his mouth opened so wide he could eat a lama.

remember! each of you only have 70 munny so don't waste your munny. And Riku! What the hell are you staring at!

" Shutup YOUR Not my MOM! I was looking at the menu. Look at what it says. Sexy girl on a bun! WHAT THE FUCK!"

"Riku... What do you want?" Kairi asks.

"I'll have the smoothy super alcohal donut!" Sora butts in giving her 50 munny.

"umm... i'll have the... beer bagle." Riku announces giving kairi 50 munny still staring at the menu.

"Ok. I'm having the Supreme Alcaholic treat Donut which is 100 munny... can I borrow some of your money you guys?" Asked Kairi.

" Sure." The two boys said giving her 15 munny each.

" That will be 400,000,000,000,000,000,000" Wakka Anounced.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Riku said taking out his wooden sword.(Sign in front of drunkin donuts says no keyblades.)

"Man... Thats just messed up!" Sora screamed.

"I don't care! No one comes here often you know!" Wakka tried to explain.

"I...Don't...care...for ...what...reason...I JUST WANT MY DONUT! IM HUNGRY! (Cracks knucles and neck and shoulders)

Sora, Riku... I think we better go.

"Me too Riku. Look at her face. It's like she's gonna kill someone."

the two run out of the donut place and wakkas scream is heard.

"uhhhhh..." Kairi walks around in circles.

"She's drunk" Sora remarked.

" NO DUH!"

That whole day Kairi was drunk, and soon Wakka was concious again only to be knocked out again by Riku and Sora who were Drunk aswell.

" Hey Hey Hey! I made a theme song for this show. You want to here it?" Sora asks still drunk.

"We Love CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEN! WHEN WE ARE DRUNK WE ARE GAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

"Sora... shutup you motherfucker!" Yells Riku.

Well this is the end of episode 2! I hope you learned a lesson from this. Never buy anything from Drunkin Donuts hungry or not! Especially when Wakka is the cashier and baker!