Chapter 3: The Clone Episode 3

You are in another dimension... where there are people dieing and people screaming because of the lack of hot dogs. Except for Ansem... he loves hamburgers, anyway, you have just entered THE SORA ZONE! dumdee dumdee dum!

"ONE MORE TIME YOU DO THAT INTRO AND I POUND YOU TO PUDDING!" Sora threats.

Well! I say! I just got a little packet from school that says threats are part of bullying and I should tell the principal in my school.( sticks out tongue.)

"Theres no school in destiny island retard." (A/N: There is a school on an island connected to destiny island, not in it.)

OH SHIT... fine I will never say that intro again!

"Thats more like it."

"HELLO I'M DORA THE EXPLORA! COME WITH ME AND MY STUPID MONKEY FOR A ROAD TRIP"

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Sora shouted.

Yes... strange indeed.

"HI! MY NAME IS BUTT(boots) AND IF YOU DON'T COME WITH US WE WILL SHOOT YOU WITH OUR SHOT GUNNS!"

Sora...

"what?" Sora asked still in shock.

Use the force...

"WHAT THE FUCK?" Sora shouted again. This brought Kairi, Wakka, and Riku to the scene.

"WOW... MORE VICTIMS!" Dora shouted.

"Sora. What kind of dumb assholes are these people?" Asked Riku.

"By the way they dress, I have to say that they are... HOOKERS!" Wakka anounced.

Don't be gay wakka.

"WHO IS GAY! MY FRIEND, BUTT, NEEDS ANOTHER COMPANION." Dora says trying to sound enticing.

Sora, Riku, Just take out your blades and slice her up. Oh yea, and don't forget the Monkey.

"If that's how you want it," Riku says, "Then let's beat the hell out of this kids show character!"

"OH MY GOD! BUTT! THESE LITTLE CHILDREN ARE UNDERESTIMATING OUR POWER!" Dora said"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"No need to curse Riku."

Kairi cursing is mans talk. See I say it all the time. FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck...

"Sexist! SEXIST!" Kairi screams.

"Yeeeeeaaaaaa... Riku... Let's kill these son of a bitches."

"ok"

"NOT SO FAST!" Dora shouts.

"YOU CAN'T DEFEAT US!" Butt yelled.

"BUTT! PROCIDE WITH OPERATION CLONE!"

"YES MA'AM! I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME! WE ARE ONE BIG FAMILY! WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU! WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO! (Butt and Dora runns away)"

"What the fuck is going on!" Sora said as the island turns dark.

"I feel dizzy"

"Riku? Are you ok?" Kairi asked.

"Yea just dizz-" Riku falls to the ground.

BUZZIOHFSIHDOISWHFOSIFSOICNISCNOSIOIFOISFNCISOAL:SOSFI!

"what was that!"

Sound affects Sora.

"Well they suck!"

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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

"Kairi whats wrong!"

"Riku! There are two of Riku sora! TWO!"

DUM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! To be continued!

"Can we PLEASE change the narrator!"