Chapter 3: The clone part 2 Episode 3 (A/N: This is gonna be shorter.)
I'm not saying the intro… HAPPY NOW SORA!
"Yes in fact I am very happy"
Ok now back to the story…"HEY SORA! I JUST NOTICED! YOUR NAME IS ALMOST LIKE DORA!" Wakka yelled while laughing.
Seriously, Wakka, What the hell is your problem?"SHUT THE FUCK UP" Both Rikus yelled, "HELP ME FIND AWAY TO BECOME ONE AGAIN!"
hmmm… Hey Kairi, Maybe u should go see if there are any potions in the cabin.
"Yea but there aren't any potions that can make two go back into one." Kairi said.
"I DON'T CARE! JUST MAKE ONE THEN!" the Rikus yelled simultaneously, "STOP COPYING ME YOU FREAK! WHAT THE FUCK I SAID STOP! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" One Riku took Sora's Key blade, the other took out a gun.
Yo… Riku with the gun, where did you get that thing?
"I took it from Xigbar and I gave it to Cid to make it look like a pistol!" The Riku with the gun said.
HEY! I GOT AN IDEA! Why don't the Rikus have a fight! The one that survives will be forever the Riku we knew and love and we will forget about what happened!
"HAHAHAHA! I AM AFRAID YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" Dora said behind a tree.
"HAHAHAHA! IF ONE OF THE RIKUS DIE THEN THE OTHER WILL DIE ASWELL!" Followed butt.
"WE HAVE THE ANTIDOTE RIGHT HERE," Dora said while taking it out, "BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE IT UNLESS YOU…" She was stopped by a sound of a gunshot and she looked down to see that her friend Butt was hit.
OOOOOOOO! Right in the Tralala. It's Her turn now! SHOOT HER!"OK! OK! I'LL GIVE YOU THE ANTIDOTE! PLZ DON'T SHOO-" Her voice was stopped and she fell to the ground.
YAY! WE HAVE SAVED ALL KIDS IN MAN KIND! Now they don't have to watch this show!
"Oh. The antidote. Here, it says that both Rikus have to drink about 2 ounces of this stuff." Sora observed. The two Rikus drank 2 ounces and they turned back to one riku, which was normal… or not. "Oh yea and side affects might be high pitched voice and girly cravings…" Sora read on.
Uh… oh, Sora, does it say how long the side affects will stay for? "Two Months… Why?" Well the way he's looking at you is freaky… "Umm, Hey Riku, uh… You're a little close to me aren't AHHHHH!" "I LOVE YOU SORA!" Riku screeched! HAHAHAHA! I told you they were in love! Well that all for now! And the lesson is never show that you have the antidote in front of people with a gun and a need for the antidote! Little kids will never learn any thing from Dora, especially if swiper keeps taking her stuff the kids will start to steal. SEE YA "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Get away Riku! You're like a fan girl, No WORSE! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLP NARRATOR PERSON" HAHAHA! This is how it should be!