DISCLAIMER: Twilight is not mine, okay? So you can stop reading these STUPID disclaimers, because if I were Stephenie Meyer, I would NOT be on FF writing different endings to my story that I've already writen, and will be coming out in Fall. Mkay? Great.

"Sexy," he finished for her. Alice glared at him and blocked me with her body, while I scrambled around for my things. She closed the door, and let me change.

Alice PoV:

"What the hell are you doing here?" I asked bluntly putting my hands on my hips. What in his right mind made him say she was sexy? In front of Jessica? Was he high? No. He was just oblivious. And stupid. What an awful boyfriend. I feel bad for Jessica.

"Well," he floundered, "I'm here with Jessica. We were in the perfumes when we saw you. We came over to say 'hi'."

Bella opened the door, looking a little shaken; she had on her things now, but persisted to look at Mike like there was something wrong with him. Which there was.

Bella PoV:

I stared at him like he was crazy. Which he was. I mean, here he comes in V.S. with his girlfriend, who happens to be my friend, and calls me sexy. In front of her! How stupid could you be?

What an awful boyfriend. Poor Jess.

I know, replied Alice.

Jess just stood there looking pissed and embarrassed. Occasionally, she would shoot me an awful look, or stare daggers at me when she thought I wasn't looking.

What's her problem? I asked Alice.

She thinks you're going to take Mike away from her. She's really jealous, too. And she's embarrassed and mad at Mike because he never calls her sexy. And she's mad at you again because she thinks you were showing off.

How did you know all that? She wasn't the mind reader of the family.

The sides of her mouth twitched slightly upward, enough so only I would notice.BecauseI get those reactions allll the time.

Jessica finally took some action. She stepped from behind Mike and looked at him. "Mike, I think it's time to go. I need to be home by 2:30 for my dad," she said quite peeved.

"But it's only-"

"I said, let's go," she said icily. Yup. She was definitely going to have a talk with him today.

"Okay," he grumbled. "Bye Bella," he said hopefully. "Alice," he said curtly, his lip curling at her name. I really wanted to hurt him. She was my sister and best friend, and no one insulted her. Ever. So on his way out, as he was turning, I tripped him in a movement to fast for human eyes. He fell flat on his face. I'm actually surprised he didn't break his nose (which was what I was aiming for). Buthe justgot up, turned red, and stalked out after Jessica.

We both stared at him until he was out the door. And when she was sure he was gone, Alice turned all bubbly again. "Idiot," she muttered. Then added, "Okay! Now, we still have a lot of shopping to do. We'd better check out." She emphasized the word lot, which made me cringe on the inside, but I nodded and smiled as happily as I could after what just happened.

Which reminded me.

"Alice-" I began to protest. I hated it when she bought me stuff.

She merely held up a hand and rummaged through her tote for something. She pulled out a bag as little as… I don't know. It was small though. And handed it to me. I opened it and gasped.

It was a credit card. New. Platinum. Mine.

"Alice!" I squealed, as I hugged her. She hugged me back, equally excited.

"It is yours, of course. I was supposed to wait for the rest of the gifts, you remember, the ones Emmett was talking about. Well, I was supposed to wait, but I snuck it out. I mean, we are shopping."

Oh Alice. I love you. I really, really do.

I love you too, Bella. Now let's go shopping!

A few hours later of non-stop shopping, and we were done. We tore up the mall. All the hot new designers. And I really had to hand it to Alice. She knew how to make shopping fun. I am now her shopping buddy, as she puts it.

When we were at the car, we had to use all the trunk, backseat, and floor space, as possible. I felt kind of embarrassed. ¾ of the stuff was mine. Alice did get herself some cutethings though. She got some stuff from Victoria's Secret she thought Jasper would like, and lots of other things from various other places.

And speaking of Jasper and Alice, I wondered why she got anything at V.S. I mean their relationship wasn't like that. Or at least, it didn't seem so.

Alice read, or rather heard, my thoughts and laughed.

"Bella," she said. "Just because Jas and I aren't like Rose and Emmett, doesn't mean we don't have fun. I like to feel sexy sometimes too."

"Sorry," I said sheepishly. "I didn't mean to pry."

"It's fine," she said laughing her musical laugh again.

We had reached her house now and she started to unload all the bags. Even mine. Probably a mistake, I thought.

"Alice-"

"I know Bella. Just come with me. We still have to give you your gifts," she said calmly, with a mischievous grin on her flawless face.

I was suspicious, but followed.

Alice PoV:

This is going to be good.

Edward's PoV:

"Here they come. Get down, everyone!"

I counted down mentally in my head.

3..2..1..

"SURPRISE!"

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