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"Hmm…" said Alice. How about we go to the mountains? There are lots of good catches up there."

"Okay," I said slightly worried. I wasn't ready to catch a mountain lion yet! "Where's that?" We were driving past the school already, pushing 105.

"Go straight out of Forks and past your's and Edward's Meadow. Yes, Bella. We all know about it." She paused and, to my relief, said, "Never mind. I guess you're not ready for the mountains, yet. Let's go to… CANADA! Oh, I've always wanted to go there." Then she added thoughtfully, Edward said that there are some fun things to catch up there. How about it Bella?"

"Uh," I stammered. "S-sure. To Canada."

"Rosalie?"

"As if you didn't know," she laughed.

Then Rosalie turned on the radio and we listened for about 20 minutes to old songs that she or Alice knew.

"Look Bella!" Alice squealed. "We're already coming to the boarder! Get out your papers."

I reached to the glove compartment. I should've known. Alice took my papers from my truck and put them in my new car. I smiled a pleasant smile, and drove slowly to the guards.

"Good afternoon ma'am. Will you please pop your trunk? And may I please see your papers?" He was flirting and it was obvious. Rosalie gagged herself and Alice and I laughed lowly, so only we could hear.

I proceeded in popping the trunk and handing my papers. Another guard went around the back to see if I had any drugs or dead bodies in there. If you keep flirting, it'll be you back there, in my trunk. I'm sure Edward, Emmett, and Jasper would love to…

Bella! Alice giggled.

Sorry.

Don't be, said Rosalie. We all know they would.

Again, we all laughed a laugh only we could hear, and stopped only when the trunk closed.

"Well ladies," he tried, not noticing how miserably he was failing. He smiled at Alice for the second time.."Have a safe trip." Then he scribbled something on my papers, handed them back to me, and winked at Rosalie, stepping back to let us pass. Rosalie put a hand on mine to stop me from shifting gears. Wait, she said.

She leaned over me, and showed him her ring finger. "Sorry," she said. "I'm happily married. And you wouldn't have a chance with any of us anyways. Bye now." Then she rolled up my window and leaned back in her seat, leaving him looking pissed and embarrassed as we drove away.

As soon as we were a few miles across the border, we all burst out laughing.

"Nice Rose! He's probably back there trying to figure out-" Alice froze in mid sentence, turning completely still. She was having a vision. After about 30 seconds she broke from her reverie and her face turned to stone. "Go back," she said in a venomous tone.

"What? Why?" I asked puzzled.

"I just had a vision. He called Rosalie a bitch and he also called us all a few other things. I think-" she was cut off by a rock hitting my car. My. New. Car. I was pissed. I stopped the car abruptly, and almost jumped out, ready to fight whoever threw the rock at my kitten. But then I saw Edward's Volvo. I was very confused. Had he followed us?

As we were stepping out of the car, we saw Edward, Emmett, and Jasper stepping out of theirs too. They were all looking VERY pissed off. Yes. Yes he had. And apparently he had heard their (all of the guards' that is) minds.

Alice, Rosalie, and I all ran to them, embracing the other as soon as we reached them.

"I saw your mind," Edward said lowly to Alice. And even lower, "Then I saw theirs." He was mad. No wait… he was livid. It reminded me of the day in Port Angeles.

The guys walked straight up to the guards and started talking. We (the girls) could only hear a few words. Emmett was fired up beyond belief.

"…winked...my wife…bitch, eh… I'll show you pissed!"

Then he punched the guard across the face and started a fight. Edward and Jasper were torn from their arguments because guards started tackling Emmett from all over.

Edward and Jasper jumped on the guards, and fists were flinging everywhere. Strangely, while we were standing on the sidelines, all of us were calm. Sort of haughty, actually.

Then all fighting ceased at once. I saw Edward and Jasper had caught their own guards and had a firm hold on them. Then I saw Emmett bring over his guard, by his collar, to Rosalie, right beside me. She looked very smug. Her arms were crossed, legs slightly apart with her hip jutting out to the side, and a smile on her face.

"Apologize!" Emmett barked at the man.

"I'm sorry," he whined.

"For what?" asked Edward dropping his guy, to stand next to Emmett, eyes dark with fury.

"For-for winking at you!"

"And?" Jasper pressed, stepping next to Alice.

"And… uh… flirting with you," he pointed to Alice, and then looked to me. "And for writing my number on your papers. I'm sorry! Okay! I'm s-"

"You wrote your number on her papers?" Edward roared.

"Uh.. yeah. But I'm sorry! I take it all ba-"

Edward was looking this guard in the face now. He punched him (lighly as a vampire could) in the gut."You left something out," he said in a dangerously low voice.

Emmett shook him violently. "SPIT-IT-OUT!" he roared. I made the trees shake and the birds fly.

"For calling you," he pointed to Rosalie, "a tramp. You," he pointed to me, "a bitch. And for thinking you are all sexy little whores."

"It sounds to me that you were thinking something else, but you're hiding it. Tell us-" he glanced to us, "or we'll sick the girls on you."

At this the guars laughed and stopped abruptly as he started. For dear Rosalie slapped him so hard across the face, it was bruising within seconds.

"Okay!" he screamed out in agony.

Man, I thought. It's a good thing no one is crossing the border right now.

Then he continued. "I though... I thought... Okay let me start over. I fantasized things I shouldn't have."

"With who?" asked Jasper darkly. "Was it with MY wife?" He motioned to Alice. "Was it Emmett's wife?" He pointed to Emmett then to Rosalie as he said their names. "Or was it Edward's girlfriend?" He held out his hand in mine and Edward's direction (who was now beside me, arm wrapped around my waist, pulling me to him).

"With all of them," he said stupidly.

"Okay," said Emmett, without skipping a beat. "That means you are entitled to a hit from everyone here."

"He's not worth it," said Jasper, now hugging Alice from behind. "Let's just leave him."

Emmett dropped the guard on the ground, who proceeded in crumpling in the fetal position, and nudged him with his toe. Then he walked to Rosalie and began to engage her in a deep, passionate kiss that took her breath away.

When they finished, we all walked away and I asked Edward, "How do you know he won't tell anyone?"

He chuckled and looked me square in the face. "Because I erased his memory."

"You guys are bad," I joked.

"No one messes with our girls," said Emmett.

When we reached the cars, I turned to Edward. Everyone else was talking amongst themselves, so I asked him quietly, "Why did you follow?" I was in-between him and the car with absolutely no space, his cool body on mine.

"Because I was curious to see where you would hunt for your first time. I didn't know it would be Canada!" Then he added softly, "But I'm glad we did."

"Okay guys," announced Jasper, interrupting our conversations. He was closer and more open since I'd changed, I noted. "Girls- you should go hunting like… now. So meet us at the hotel. I got a room for each couple. Call us for directions."

"Wait. What? When did you do this?" I was confused.

"In the car before the thrashing," said a clearly pleased Emmett. He was like my big brother, now. I loved talking to him, and he liked to talk too. We mostly talked about Edward and Rosalie, but his favorite topic was what it was like when I was a human.

"Okay, let's get going. I've built up quite an appetite!" said a laughing Alice.

"Me too," I said laughing. "Definitely me too."

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