HELLO! I really don't have anything to say, so I won't.

Disclaimer:MATH! HURRAH! no.Me + Twilight NO. Stephenie Meyer + Twilight YES.

And we all laughed. But we laughed quietly. So quietly that it was inaudible to human ears.

We got in our cars, and the guys left first. After they left, we pulled out and headed to a nearby park.

Alice turned on a song by Debussy (Le matin d'un jour de fête) and made a face at me. She loved to tease me about it. Ever since Edward told her I liked it too, she would make odd little faces and bat her lashes. Rosalie just laughed.

"So, ladies," I said as we neared the empty/deserted park. "What are we hunting?"

"Well, since you're a beginner, how about a wild boar? Or maybe a cow or a horse." Rosalie looked expectantly at me.

"I didn't think there were cows or any of that stuff at parks!"

"There aren't," she said laughing. "This is where we park the car. We run from here."

"But… to where?" I asked, bewildered.

"To a farm!" she said.

"How do I find a farm?" I was starting to get mad. I was way too confused for my liking.

"Well," said Alice. "You could let your senses go, and go hog wild. Or you could follow us. It's your choice."

"Hmm.." I said. "I think I'll follow you. But won't a farmer notice if a cow is missing? Or someone eating their cow?"

Alice looked at me with her big eyes, the she rolled them. "Well not if there's a distraction. Rosalie will go to the door and tell the owners they've won a thousand dollars. Then while she's talking, we'll get the animal of choice and take them into the forest. Then we'll eat."

"How are you going to come up with a thousand dollars?"

Rosalie laughed and pulled an envelope from her backpack she'd brought. She handed it to me. I opened it and, low and behold, there was a bundle of cash right there. I knew better than to question how things worked, but I was curious.

"You got this from your bank," I said. It wasn't a question.

"Yup!" they said together.

"Okay," I said, shaking my head. "Let's go."

It took us all of about 30 seconds to run to the nearest farm. We all took our positions as soon as we got there. Rosalie rang the doorbell and waited. Some old couple came to the door and Rose put on a huge smile and waived the envelope. "Congratulations!" she almost yelled, her fake accent sounded great (she was speaking like a British woman). "You've just won a thousand dollars!"

That was our cue. Alice and I headed to the pasture and picked out a cow. It was a fat black one, and she smelled heavenly.

"Go for it," Alice said quietly. She had her eyes on something else. Past the pasture, in the woods, I saw a fox. She was already in a crouch. And, to my surprise, so was I.

I pounced like a jungle cat. Running, then, jump! I was on ole Bluebell before she could utter a simple "moo". She was dead within 5 seconds, and I was thirsty. So I drank her up like a little kid does when they have their first milkshake. Only, without the straw. I was done in a minute flat. All that was left of poor ole Blue was a carcass.

I pulled her back to the forest's edge and left her. Alice met me with a dead fox. It looked like the cow. We looked to Rosalie who was saying good-bye to the elderly couple, and as soon as they closed the door, she darted to us.

"Okay," she said. "Now that you girls have satisfied your thirsts, I would like t satisfy mine." Then she was gone. We waited for about to minutes, and she came back carrying a pig. A pig? I thought.

"They were practically over populated in there!" she said. She dropped the pig on the pile and said, "Let's go back to the car. I want to get to the hotel."

We ran back to the car and stopped abruptly (within 2 feet from my new car). Alice was in the front this time, and Rosalie was in the back. She pulled out a little silver phone and dialed Jasper. "How do we get there?" she asked. He must've responded quickly because she said "Okay. Bye," in the same sentence. Or at least, it sounded like it.

"Get out of the park and turn left. Okay, now go straight. Okay. Do you see that hotel up there? That's us."

The guys were already there waiting. I pulled in the valet and tipped him a 10. He whizzed away to find a parking space and Edward came to kiss me.

"Wait." I held up a hand to his puckered lips. "We have no clothes. Unless you went home and got us some. But I highly doubt that."

"Doubt no more, my love," he said. "Esme called and while we were on the phone, we asked her to pack you girls some 'cute' clothes. So she gladly raided your closets and packed you each a large suitcase full. Then, she and Carlisle brought them to the boarder." He smiled triumphantly.

"Okay, cowboy. Don't get too big for your britches." As I started towards the hotel, he grabbed me by the elbow and pulled me back.

"Where do you think you're going little lady?" Then, he pulled me in for an amazing and passionate kiss. When he started to part his lips, I gently pulled away. "Let's not forget that we are in the company of family and bellhops."

He gave me a so? look and gave him a playful stern look, then I walked towards the hotel, again. He followed me as if in a trance. I laughed, but continued.

When we were all in the lobby, Jasper said, "Okay, Cullens and Swan. We are all on the 45th floor. Alice and I have room 372. Edward and Bella have room 359. Emmett and Rose, you have room 364. So, let's get going."

We all walked towards the elevators and pushed the up button. After about 12 seconds, the third one over opened and we all got in. It was empty, so we all spread out. Emmett pushed 45, and we were off. There were no stops on the way up, so it was a fairly quick ride.

They opened and we all stepped out. I had an idea and said, "Did Esme pack bathing suits Edward?"

"Well, no. I don't think. Why?"

"Because I was thinking we could all go for a swim at midnight? But… if there are no bathing suits…"

"We'll have to go in our bras and panties! Guys, you'll have to wear boxers," said an amused Rosalie. I'm glad someone caught on. The guys looked happy and awestruck, but Alice continued our finish the thought game.

"Yeah. Great idea Bella. This is a great opportunity for you to break in your new things from Victoria's Secret." She left the sentence to hang there, and it was Emmett who broke the silence.

"Sweet!" he said. "But we've still got 3 hours to kill and it looks like the weather's sunny. So I guess we're inside until then." He was looking happier every second! Silly Emmett, I thought.

On the contrary, my dear. Edward's voice filled my head, slightly startling me. I don't think it's a silly idea at all. Then he said out loud, "Okay, well we still have a lot of unpacking to do, so we'll get going now. Bye guys. See you at midnight!" Everybody else was saying the same hurried goodbye's too. Apparently they had some unpacking to do too.

Everybody started off in different directions and Edward caught my waist and started to guide me down the hall opposite Alice and Jasper's.

As soon as we were in the room, Edward surprised me by tackling me and kissing me ferociously. He pushed me up against the wall and we couldn't have been closer. His manhood was on my womanhood and he put one hand on the small of my back, and one hand on the wall for support.

He poured his heart into that kiss. His tongue grazed my lips, begging for entry. I granted his wish, and I slowly parted my lips. He slightly groaned and his tongue, hesitantly at first then gently, slid into my mouth. He licked his way around the whole inside of my mouth, and claimed his territory. I gingerly slid my tongue past his and copied his move. He only pushed up against me harder, his manhood following his human instincts. I inwardly smiled and continued. A moan escaped my mouth, and I felt him smile.

He turned us around and picked me up, gently throwing me on the bed. I looked at him as he towered over me and quietly said, "Wait." He looked confused, but didn't complain.

I got up and looked for my suitcase. When I found it, I opened it and found what I wanted. Good old (or in this case young) Esme. I knew she would. I picked up my brand new items from Victoria's Secret and he respectfully turned around.

I changed quickly but quietly into the black corset and matching panties. The pink lace off-setted how I felt: Tickled Pink.

I silently strode towards Edward and lightly tapped him on the shoulder. He turned around lowly and gawked at me.

"Bella…" he began. I just pressed my finger to his lips and said, "Please continue."

He smiled a devious smile and his eyes were smoldering with lust. Then he continued where we left off: on the bed.

We were passionately kissing like… lovers. He slid his hand up and down my waxed-for-life thigh, making me quiver. His other hand was placed firmly on my butt.

My hands were knotted in his hair and every once in a while they would trail down his chest to his butt. The last time I did this, he put both of his hands on my butt and my legs startled his waist. Eventually, hip bones started grinding and clothing was slowly but surely coming off.

Finally, I though.

Yes, finally, was his only reply.

- - - - -- - - - - - - - -

At exactly midnight, we were all in the hall, right by the elevator. Well all had on our clothes from earlier. Underneath, I had on my new Victoria's Secret black bra and matching panties. I didn't want to wear a thong in front of Edward, much less his family.

We all got into the elevator and headed downstairs. When we reached the pool it was closed.

"Well, this won't do will it?" asked Jasper.

"I guess we'll just have to… break in." Emmett had an amused look on his face. I was shocked.

"Are you serious?" I asked, still amazed they would actually pull something like this.

"No," he laughed. "But we will have to convince them with our charm.." He winked, and went off to the reception desk.

We all heard his alluring voice talking like velvet to the lady at the counter.

"Well," she flustered. "Um.. I guess I could let you in…"

"Excellent," he said. "Thank you so much for your hospitality."

"Er.. thanks, I mean, your welcome. Uh.. how many did you say?" She fumbled with the keys to the drawer, and then finally slid them in, and opened it up.

"Only six. And thank you, again."

"You're welcome," she said running a nervous hand through her red hair. "There are.. uh.. towels in there already. Just call if you need anything."

"Thank you. Will do."

She nodded her head and handed Emmett the pool keys from the drawer. He turned around, and laughed so lowly we could barely hear. But he laughed nonetheless.

He slid the keys in the door, and silently opened it, letting us all pass through before he closed it again. When it completely shut, Alice said that the girls needed to go to the bathroom for a minute.

Oh God! I thought to myself. Of course she'd see!

We all went straight to the bathroom silently, and as soon as the door was shut, they exploded.

"Oh my gosh, Bella!" was one.

"I saw you in your things walking towards Edward." was another.

And the most frequent. "TELL US EVERYTHING!" with lots of squeals.

"Well, okay. But I thought you girls knew this stuff already," I said sarcastically.

"Bella, please!" they said giggling.

"It just happened. It started from kissing, and went from there. I'm sure you girls know how it goes," I said winking. "We'd better get out there fast though, they'll get impatient."

So we all stripped and complimented how good the others looked. Then we took our clothes, and walked out to face the guys.

If I thought gawking was what Edward did in the room, it was an understatement to what the guys were doing now.

Jasper PoV:

Alice looks great.

Edward PoV:

Wow. Bella looks amazing. I'll have to tell her to do this more often.

Emmett PoV:

Rosalie looks hot. No wait. She looks damn sexy!

Bella PoV:

We stepped into the pool, and gracefully sat on the steps. It was cold, but not too cold. The guys quickly took off their clothes, save the boxers, and stumbled in, right to their partner.

"Let's play a game," said Emmett.

"What pool game is their to play?" I asked clueless.

"You shall see."

"That was fun," I said as we went back to the rooms at 3 in the morning. "We should do it again."

"Hell yeah!" said Emmett in a loud whisper.

We giggled, and said ur good-bye's. Back at the room, I got in the shower. I was shampooing my hair when Edward walked in.

"Hello," he said in his enchanting voice.

"Hello," I replied, my voice just as alluring. "Have you come to watch me shower?"

"No. I've come to join you." And with that, he popped in, already lathering soap in his hands.

"But you're fully clothed.!"

"That's because I don't want to tempt us any more than normal."

"And you bathing me doesn't tempt you?"

"I said I didn't want to. Not that it wouldn't happen." He grinned evilly.

I giggled and tried to continue with my shower like normal. But that was impossible considering there was a god-like man in my shower.

So I gave up. And things happened.

By the time I had a second shower, I was getting tired of water, and Edward was too. I got out, dried off, and dried my hair with the blow dryer that Esme packed.

I dressed according to the weather. It was cloudy, but not raining, and warm. I decided on a denim skirt Alice helped me pick out, and a blue halter. For shoes I picked a pair of new flip flops. This is cloudy day weather attire, right?

No. But whatever. I'm not changing again.

"You look fine, Bella." said Edward, coming up behind me. "You can show a little skin. I'm sure Rosalie will show even more." He laughed a quiet musical laugh, and I giggled. Then he stopped and a look of pain and something like someone was holding something gross in front of him came across his face.

"Edward?" I asked, wondering what the hell was happening.

"It's okay," he said. "Rosalie heard me and showed me some nasty mental images." He chuckled. "Let's go check out."

"But Edward, it's only 4:15 in the morning. Surely the humans will think something."

"They won't. I promise. And if they question, we can just say that we're going home early to surprise our parents. That we'll want to be at the table to surprise our parents. They'll believe us. Trust me."

"Are we all checking out together?"

"Yes. But we won't catch the elevator if we keep talking! Let's get your things." And with that, he flew around the room, and, in one circle, had my stuff packed and ready.

"Oh, and Bella? One last thing before we go.." he got down on one knee and pulled a box from his pants pocket. "Will you marry me?"

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