A/N: Okay well I haven't started chapter seven yet, but I will soon, so until I run out of chapters most likely I will update like every other day or every two days...but I'm sorry I thought about it while I was typing the crap before this crap, that it's going to be a few days before I update this story again, I don't want to run out of things to write, or chapters to update. Oh and once again, if you don't like it don't read on..sorry only goes bad from here. So, I hope you like it...PLEASE READ AND REVIEW...YES I'M BEGGING...PLEASE...I NEED THEM. LOL that was a bit dramatic.

Thanks Much Chazwickie

It was a couple of hours later, and Hermione was still alone in her compartment. It was no longer light ouside, it was now full on dark. She sat there playing solitare. When she decided that she should change her clothes. She pulled her clothes out of her messenger bag, she had shoved them in there after they had lugged that beast of a trunk on board the train.

"I'm so totally punk!" She said looking down at herself. "Oh, God, I feel like I just stepped out of a bad Busted video!" Hermione said. "But cheez-it!" She sid sitting back down. "That's what I go to school for even though it is a real bore!" Hermione sang while trying to look out the window.

A few miutes later Harry and Ron finally retuned, they came back to get the stuff they had left behind.

"What the hell are you wearing?" Harry asked looking her up and down once again.

"Wow, Harry you always this thick?" She said removing her hand from underneath her chin. "They're called clothes!"

"Gee, I couldn't have figured that one out, I mean that's not the school uniform." Harry said.

"Well, actually it is! I just modified it, I didn't like the other ones!" Hermione said.

"Well, excuse me!" Harry said.

"You're excused." She said.

"Whatever Hermione!" Harry said.

"What are we in Clueless? Whatever! As-if!" Hermione said mocking him.

"Screw you!" Harry.

"Harry I can't screw you! Aren't you a fudge packer?" Hermione asked. "So Harry, was it really you Aunt Petunia caught with Dudders?" She asked him, but him being as bitchy as Malfoy just stormed off.

"What the hell are you waiting for?" Hermione asked Ron.

"Nothing!" Ron said walking out and closing the door.

"That's what I thought bitch!" Hermione said. "Stupid scum sucking butt plugs!" She said pulling her red book back out of her bag.

"Harry.

Ron.

Malfoy!"

That was all Hermione wrote.

About twenty minutes later the train finally stopped. Everyone got off the train, and some went to the carriges and some went with Hagrid, he loved taking the first years across in the boats. 'Strange man if you ask me!' Hermione thought as she stood staring at him, trying to get all the nervous little people over to him.

Hermione didn't want to sit with some mindless yahoo's so she decided that she would walk up to Hogwarts, which was a long one but she didn't rekcon she cared, just as long as she got there in the end.

A little while later she arrived at the school, and she just walked in like she owned the place, once inside the castel she walked to the Great Hall, she hoped that the sorting cermony was over. She walked right into the Great Hall not even caring that dinner had already started, and that she was a little wet from her walk. Of course she caught the attention of a lot of people, she didn't care, even the teachers looked up. People began to whisper all around her, she didn't care she wanted food, so she squeezed beside Colin Creevy and some First year, and she just started to scarf down. She noticed that people were really staring at her while she ate, which had started to bother her. So she did something to make the show worth while. She belched.

"Oh that was good!" She said after the belch stopped. "Hark a Solder approaches" She said letting out another burp. "Encore Mistro!" She burped again. After that some of the whispers grew into laughter.

"So Hermione how was your summer!" Colin asked.

"What?" Hermione said.

"How was your summer?" He asked again.

"No, I will not make out with you!" She yelled making damn sure people heard her. The look on Colin's face was too good, he had started to blush, which made him have to excuse himself before desseret.

"Oh spotted dick!" Said the little person sitting next to her.

"You like spotted dick?" Hermione asked.

"Yes, I love it very much!" He said.

"OH MY GOD, YOU LOVE DICK?" She yelled drawing more attention to herself.

"What it's good!" Said the little person sitting next to her. The people of the great hall started to laugh once again.

"Dude, I don't need to know about your sex life!" Hermione said taking a bit of one of the other desserets on the table, when she noticed the look on the little kids face. "Dude don't worry half the people in this school like dick too!" She said.

And just like Colin had the little kid ran out of the hall. "Hey wait, you forgot your dick!" Hermione yelled after him. "Oh well!" She said eating some more of her own desseret.

"Hermione what the hell is your problem?" Asked Seamus.

"Nothing what's your problem?" She asked taking another big bite.

"Seamus, don't even try!" Harry said. "You won't get anywhere with her!" Harry said.

"Harry quit being a bitch! God!" Hermione said flinging a spoon full of pudding at him. "Bulls eye bitch!" Hermione said, then breaking into laughter. "Ohhh are you going to run off like a little bitch now?" Hermione asked. "Hahahahahahaha" She said pointing at him.

"You're such a bitch Hermione!" Harry said.

"OH MY GOD, I'M A BITCH, QUICK SOMEONE ALERT THE MEDIA!" Hermione screamed.

A couple seconds later Professor Mcgonagal came over telling her that the headmaster wished to speack with her. So about twenty two minutes later Hermione was in Dumbledore's office.

"Miss Granger, what was with the theatrics at dinner?" Dumbledore asked.

"I don't know, Sir, I was just being me!" Hermione said.

So Hermione and Dumbledore sat talking for little over a half hour.

"Oh Miss Granger, what did you do to your school uniform?" Dumbledore asked looking at it.

"Well, I'm sick of wearing skirts, and I hate that's all we can wear, so I said munch it and I bought the boys uniform and just cut them off at the knees." Hermione said.

"Oh well, I guess that would be okay, if you wore it!" Dumbledore said.

"Thanks!" She said showing a part of the old her.

"You're welcome dear." He said. "Now go back to your Dorm and go to sleep, classes start tomorrow!" He said with a twinkle in his eye.

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