A/N: Some of your questions have been answered at the bottom...hope you enjoy this chapter...READ AND REVIEW PLEASE! BEGGING AGAIN, PLEASE TAKE PITTY ON ME!

Oh and just a strange...little thing, I'm so proud to tell you all. I've been banned from leaving Devon Murray comments on his sites, yeah he said he wasn't a smoker and I have the proof he is, so I told him twice and he banned me, he called me an idiot, oh and I'm sure others that have left him notes where we're not kissing his ass...hehehe I'm so excited for some reason...Oh yeah...

Thank you all for the reviews! Hope you enjoy...Chazwickie

'Wow, that was surprisingly easy.' Hermione thought as she walked up to the Gryiffindor common room. When Hermione arrived at the tower there was a small group of people sitting on the couches in front of the fire place.

"So did you get in trouble Hermione?" Seamus asked.

"Not that it's any of your business, but no!" Hermione snapped back.

"Well, that sucks!" Seamus said which made the rest of the group laugh.

"Seamus why don't you shut the fuck up and go eat some lucky charms and then go probe yourself with a Shalaylee stick!" Hermione said then turning on the heel of her sneaker and walked up the stairs to go to sleep.

When Hermione walked in there the girls were sitting on their beds telling each other about their summer loves.

"So Hermione did you hook up with anyone this summer?" Lavender asked.

"No!" She said digging through her trunk for some pajamas.

"Oh! Why would anyone want her!" She whispered to the others.

"So Lavender, how many guys did you fuck this summer? Twenty? Thirty?" Hermione asked taking off her school robes and putting on her pajamas.

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" She asked.

"Well hun, I find it a little disturbing that you spread yourself so thin." Hermione said putting her bag in her trunk and then locking it.

"Are you trying to call me a slut?" She asked.

"Hun, I don't have to try! So could you guys shut the hell up so I can get some sleep! Oh and this semester, if you guys wanna get it on with someone, please do it in their dorm." Hermione said jumping into bed.

"Bitch!" She said.

"Slut!" Hermione said laughing.

"Good Night you super mental bitch!" Lavender said.

"Good Night you trailer trash cum bucket." Hermione said.

"Oh that's a new one!" Lavender said.

"I know, I just thought it up!" Hermione said. "Good Night girls!" She said laughing once again. "Good night you whores!" Hermione said turning over.

The next morning Hermione was the first one up, she sat there lying in bed not really wanting to get up but knowing she had to, so she grudgingly threw her legs over the side of her bed, and stood up. 'Hermione dear, don't mean to be rude but you smell.' She told herself. So after grabbing clean clothes, and her bathroom necessities, Hermione went to take a shower.

Hermione was now in the shower, washing her ass, then her hair "MMmmmm Buttascotch." She said pouring it in her hand. While she massaged it into her head she began to hum the theme song to Ghostbusters. After a few seconds she started to sing the words.

"I ain't afraid of no Ghost!" She sang confidently, because she wasn't. So after she conditioned and washed one more time she grabbed her towel and stepped out of the shower stall. She picked up the clothes that she had set on the chair next to the shower door, and walked over to one of the toilet cubicles and dried off and got dressed. Two minutes later she walked back out and walked back over to the chair to pick up her bag and walked over in front of one of the sinks, she took out her hair brush and raked it through her wet hair. After getting all the tangles out Hermione went for her Treseme curl enhancing moose, and her Dove anti-frizz cream, and some Dep curl cream. She put all that crap in her hair and went back in her back and grabbed a small black hair clip, she clipped back all the hair that would fall in her face. She stood there looking at herself for a few seconds.

"My, my aren't we pretty today!" She said taking a look at her body. After that she gathered up all her belongings and walked back to the Gryiffindor tower to collect her school things. When she got there the other girls in her dorm were just getting up. She walked over to the end of her bed and unlocked her trunk and grabbed her bag, taking out the clothes she was wearing yesterday, and then shoving her school books in there, along with the package of Bic pens she had bought.

"Hermione you're up and dressed already!" Lavender said.

"Yeah, I wasn't up late sucking on the thick Italian, like you were." Hermione said.

"Oh yeah I forgot I should kick him out of my bed!" Lavender said acting like she really was. "He took up too much room!" She said.

"I bet he did!" Hermione said locking her trunk and then leaving the room. She walked down to breakfast, there wasn't anyone there yet, so she was all alone at the table. She took out her red book and started to doodle in it. After about a half hour she had doodled some of the people she knew, she drew Dumbledore, who came out looking like a South Park Jesus.

"I'm not very good at this!" She said just as breakfast appeared. She had a bowl of cereal and a couple pieces of toast, with butter, and a nice glass of Pumpkin juice. When Hermione was about done, more than half the school was in for Breakfast, when she was about to leave she saw Lavender and a few other girls walk in. Lavender winked at Hermione when she walked past.

"Oh My God Lavender, you have the Jesus Juice on the back of your robes! That is so gross!" She yelled. "I mean come on...I just ate." Hermione yelled causing yet again everyone to laugh. After that Hermione packed up her bag and went to her first class, Potions. She was the first one to arrive, so she sat wherever the hell she wanted. So she chose to sit in Malfoy, Zabini, Parkinslut's and the nameless ugly kid's usual spot. She sat for a while, waiting for class to start.

A/N: Questions answered.

No, nothing happened to make Hermione, the was she is, she just decided to change, and become her and not what everyone else wanted her to be.

Yeah The Breakfast Club is a real movie, a funny ass movie. Oh and the "WD-40 Cow bells" Those are just two random things that I threw together to make...well I don't know that is just something I do, I like to create new saying again. Yes, my American humor is quiet odd..but what can I do about it.

Good those are the only questions I got...Hehe, oh and this has nothing to do with this story, but in Missing Child, Draco is the killer.