A/N: Wow, so here's the Seventh Chpater that I'm uploading from the new computer in my room...Woo-hoo...we finally got another computer in our bedroom...yes! So yeah I had to send the Chapter from the computer downstairs up here...it doesn'y have a floppy disk drive..so yeah I'm most likely going to be finishing the Eighth Chapter today. Yeah Reah and Review...so Me some love...Please.

Thanks for the Review! Chazwickie.


So the rest of the day went by smoothly, she didn't have to yell or hex anyone, so it was a very good day in her opinion, she was at dinner enjoying her conversation with some Muggleborn kid she didn't know.

"No, Eminem fucking sucks major monkey ass!" Hermione said then taking a bite of her Sheppards pie.

"How can you say that Eminem is not a lyrical genius!" Said the kid.

"How can you think that, all he does is bitch about his Mum and Kim and then proceeds to discrimnate against gays and women. I mean I can't say that he isn't funny, but still...I don't care for him. Fucking HonKEEEEEEY!" Hermione yelled breacking off a piece of her roll and then eating it.

"Honkey?" Said the little kid. "What the hell does that mean?" He asked.

"Umm..white!" Hermione said taking a sip of her Pumpkin Juice.

"Oh okay didn't know that one." He said picking up his roll and throwing it at some kid at the table behind Hermione.

"What the hell was that about?" She asked.

"He was giving me a funny look! Like he knew I was a Leprechaun!" he said with wide eyes. "LIMP DICK, COCK SUCKER ANAL RAPING DONKEY ASSHOLE!" Yelled the little kid out of nowhere, which had startled Hermione and many others.

"What the fuck was that?" Hermione asked.

"SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKER" He sang hoping that Hermione would join him.

"SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKER, YOU'RE A COCK SUCKING ASS LICKING UNCLE FUCKER!" Hermione and the little kid sang.

"That show rocks!" Hermione said. "I love South Park." She said.

"Me too!" He said taking a sip of Pumpkin juice.

"Miss Granger don't forget that you have dentention with me tonight, and every night for three weeks." Snape said as he was passing her by.

"What a shit faced cock master!" Said Hermione who gave him the finger. "Stupid arsehole." She said.

So after Hermione finished her dinner she ran back up to her dorm, and put her backpack in her trunk. Then she grudgingly walked down to the Dungeons for her Potions Detention.

"Knock Knock!" Hermione said as she knocked on the door.

"Come in!" Snape said from the other side. "Oh Miss Granger, you've actually come." He said.

"Well, sir it's not like I really had the choice now is it." Hermione said.

"No it isn't." He said. "Now take a seat." Snape ordered.

"So what am I to do here?" She asked looking around.

"You get to sit in my presence." He said.

"Is that really it?" She asked raising her left brow.

"Yes, well I had thought of other things but, I feel this is the worst punishment." He said as he continued to check papers.

So after the longest hour of her life Snape said she was free to go. So she quickly walked out of Snape's class, and up to the Gryffindor tower, where everyone sat once again. Hermione paid them no attention, while she sat in the chair in the corner. Hermione sat there deep in thought about something.

'Now, do you wipe from back to front or front to back, this confuses me.' She sat there thinking. 'Shit I got to pee!' She said getting up, and walking to the bathroom.

So she walked from the tower to the bathroom, thinking the whole time 'I hope I don't piss my pants, like the time when I was 14 and I was to lazy to get out of bed, so I just pissed myself, God, did my parents make fun of me that day, they even told my Grandmother, thank God she is dead and can't tell anyone...that would be horrible, if I died and all they guy at the door knew about me was that when I was 14 I pissed my pants.' She Thought. As she walked past the boys bathroom she could hear, someone singing, she couldn't figure out who the hell he was, and why the hell a guy would sing that song.

"You are my fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want it that way

But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When you say
That I want it that way"

"Who the fuck is that?" She said aloud. 'Go in and find out you Dick!' she thought to herself, she stood there actually considering it. She looked to her left, and then down to her right, making sure that no one was there, she stood trying to hear if anyone was coming, but she couldn't tell, because someone was singing. 'I would go in but I have to pee!' She thought doing the pepe dance. 'Forget you have to pee and go in there and see who it is, so you can black mail them in the morning.' She thought. "Okay." She said quietly aloud.

She took her first step making sure they were soundless, once she got to the end of the wall she saw someone getting out of the shower, she could only see their ass, which was quite nice she thought. The naked person stood drying themselves off and still singing.

"Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way"

While he was drying himself off, he was doing the moves from the Backstreet Boys video. After she took her eyes of the great behind in front of her she noticed who is was...Can you guess! Malfoy. Hermione stood wide eyed for a few moments before she turned and ran out the door. She was out in the hallway trying to compose herself. 'OMG I just say Malfoy...OMG!' He thought. 'He was naked, oh boy was he...#$& !$" Hermione thought..she couldn't understand why she just did that, but that quickly left her mind as she felt the warm liquid flow down her leg. "Shit!" She said as she ran down the hallway.

A/N: I don't really care for South Park, or Eminem..but they don't really bother me.