A/N: Well here's chapter eight, I hope you like it, but if you don't, I don't think that I'll care that much oh well, I just like reviews, excuse me I'm strange. Well, READ AND REVIEW! Please.

Hermione stopped running for a minute, so she could catch her breath, she was still somewhat tickeld by what just happened. After she rested for a second she continued to run back up to the tower, she had completely forgotten that she had pissed herself, I mean you think having wet crotch would throw up some kind of red flag, but she just ignored it. She reached the portrait hole and said the password. Before she opened up, The Fat Lady gave Hermione an attitude.

"Just can it and open up!" Hermione said.

"Well, if you're going to be like that then you can stand out here all night!" The Fat Lady said.

"Listen bitch, if you don't open up, I'll make sure you never open again." Hermione said taking her wand out of her robe.

"Fine!" She said opening up.

"Oh and by the way you're not even the real Fat Lady! They changed you in the third movie!" Hermione said walking in.

"Well that was entier-lly, un- Hick up- called for!" She said in her drunk language. Hermione walked into the common room and the small group of people who had been there were now gone with the exception of Harry, who looked not so happy to see her. So she continued to walk past him until he spoke to her.

"Hermione, come sit and talk with me a minute?" Harry asked politely.

"What do you want Harry?" She said in her usual quiet tone. After that she walked over to one of the couches, almost sitting on it until she remembered that she pissed herself not ten minutes before.

"To talk to you." Harry said.

"Why would you want to talk to me? I mean I was one of your best friends, until yesterday that is." Hermione said.

"Well, if you hadn't been such a bitch, we would still be best friends." Harry said.

"Well, Harry if you hadn't been such a dick, then I wouldn't of had to be a bitch, and offend you." Hermione said still talking in her old tone.

"How was I a dick? All I did was ask you a question, and then it's like super bitch time!" Harry said.

"No, you judged me, so I'm sorry, if I went into Munga Munga Super Bitch on you. But really Harry, this isn't the new me, this is the me, I've always, been, I hid it from everyone because I knew that nobody would be able to accept it. But I had hoped that you and Ron would be able to, but now I see I was always right, no one can accept me, for me. But I'm not going back to the quiet bookworm that I was, I'm going to be me, and if you can't handle that, then fuck you!" Hermione said walking away from Harry.

"Hermione don't be like this, I love you." Harry said getting out of his chair and walking over to her. "I love you!" Harry said looking deep into her eyes.

"No Harry, you love who I was." Hermione said. After she had gotten the words out Harry's mouth connected with hers. There they were locked in a kiss, for the whole Common to see, but thankfully in was empty.

"Harry!" Hermione said while kissing. When Harry didn't stop she pushed him off of her. "What the hell did you do that for?" She asked wiping her lips off. "You're like a brother to me."

"So?" Harry said.

"So, no! I'm not going to ever be anything with you. So you wipe that out of your head!" Hermione said turning and running up to her dormitory. She sat on her bed trying to go through her mental files. 'Why the hell did he kiss me? That was so gross, I feel like I just kissed my cousin, that's vile!' She thought lying in the dark. 'Did he really mean it? Does he love me? He couldn't possibly!' Hermione thought before she unexpectedly fell asleep.

At around five fifteen Hermione woke up. She stared around not really sure of anything, other than she slept in her pissy pants. "Oh disgusting!" She said getting out of bed. Her eyes were still kind of blurry as she got clothes out of her trunk, and the grabbed her necessities bag once again. She walked out of her dorm and down the stairs, then out the portrait hole. She walked from the tower to the bathroom. She of course was the only one in the bathroom.

She did her normal routine, but she washed three or four more times to remove the piss smell. 'I had been talking to Harry I wonder if he could smell it?' She thought as she was conditioning her hair. She walked out of the shower and got dressed and then did her hair. "Hermione I hate your hair!" She said aloud, really meaning it.

So when her ass was finally done in the bathroom she ran back to the tower to collect her school things, she shoved her pissy clothes under her bed instead of in her trunk. She ran back down into the common room and Harry was sitting there again.

"Hermione?" He said. But Hermione just walked right past him and out the portrait hole. She walked down to the great hall and sat down at the table, and took out her red book and started to write.

"Stupid ass, how dare he think that he could even talk to me after what he did last night, stupid pig, I hope he dies!
Sick NASTY FREAK! I want to hex his balls off! I want to beat him with SOILED TAMPONS! And and...just fucking kill the putrid
ass! Stupid Evil Monkey Boy! I shall have my Revenge!"

After Hermione ranted in her red book she began to doodle. She drew Harry getting eating by a great Big Dragon, but it kind of came out looking like a butt with shit coming out of it. "God, I'm sick of this routine. Excuse me Author..well I don't know what your name is, but could you write something different for me to do?" Hermione said aloud.

Well, an hour had passed and breakfast had appeared, she didn't want the oat meal, so she had two slices of toast and a banana, after she put the food in her bag she left the Great Hall, and went and sat in the library. When she was there she set her bag down on the table and went in search of a book.

When she found one that appealed to her she grabbed it and took it back to the table where she took out her breakfast and began to eat it, then she began to read her book. Hermione was so engrossed with this book that she forgot that she had class, which she was late for.

"Shit!" She said aloud grabbing her bag and then running down to the potions lab.