A/N: Well here you go, I hope you like it. Sorry it took so long to post. We got a wireless keyboard and mouse and I'm still getting used to the keys. Oh well what can you do? That's what I thought. Well, hope you like it, if you don't oh well. Read and Review Please.
Thanks for the review, Chaz- thought I would use my real name here Jessica.
After the mad dash to the Potions lab Hermione had to stop and take a few breaths before she entered the classroom. After about a minute she opened the door, which did draw some unwanted attention to her, she didn't mind it from the other students but from Snape she could have done without.
"Miss Granger, I believe that adds another weeks detention to your already amazing three." Snape said. "Now take a seat." He said.
"Whatever you say Mr. Bitch." Hermione said looking around for someplace to sit. She saw two open spots, one next to Malfoy and one next to Harry, well she didn't want to sit next to Draco, because she had seen his ass, and she didn't want to sit next to Harry because he was a flaming twat. So she just took a seat on the floor beneath her feet. She pulled out her parchment and bic pen and began to scribble down the writing that was on the board.
"Hermione what the hell are you doing down there?" Draco asked. Hermione had just put her head down when Draco had asked the question, so she had to lift it back up to see who was talking to her, she was just a bit flabbergasted.
"I don't know!" She said trying her best not to look him in the eyes.
"Well, you silly faggot get up here and sit down before you get another weeks detention." Draco said very persistently.
"Fine if it will shut you the fuck up." Hermione said setting her parchment and pen on the table then getting up, but not before she grabbed her bag.
"So Little Miss Rebel why were you late to class this morning?" He said.
"Well, it's such a punk story that you wouldn't believe me if I told you." She said.
"Oh I think I would." Draco said wiping his chin with his hand.
"Well, I was actually in the library reading a book." She said.
"Oh wow, you're punk." He said. "-what is punk?" He asked not quite sure.
"Are you serious?" Hermione asked as she started to laugh.
"Why are you laughing at me?" He asked.
"Because."
"Because why?"
"Well, I actually just pictured you naked!" She said.
"What's so funny about that?" He asked feeling slightly self conscious.
"I don't know...its just one of those punk things I guess." She said. "-and I'm not punk, I just think it's fun to randomly put that 'Phrase' in my lingo." She said.
"Well, what do you 'think' you are?" Draco asked.
"Me." She said leaving it at that.
"Oh."
"Oh shut up you!" She said as she noticed his mouth about to open. The she continued to write the last sentence from the board.
"But-"
"Don't you back sass me!" Hermione said.
"Draco?" interjected Pansy. "Is that you?" She asked opening her eyes wide so she could look at him and be sure that it was in fact him.
"Nope, it's not me, Draco who is this Draco everyone keeps talking about?" Draco said.
"Draco that isn't funny!" Pansy said.
"You know what is funny? Your face!" Draco said with glee written over his face. Pansy didn't say anything, all she did was start to cry and run out of the room.
"What's the matter with Parkinson?" Asked Snape.
"I think she looked in a mirror." Draco said returning to his writing.
"That was a good one Draco." She said.
After a few minutes the class began to move around, getting the ingredients for the potion that they would be brewing. Hermione didn't worry about get a good grade on this potion, she knew that with her brains and his good looks that they would have the best grade, I mean it's not like she couldn't get good grades herself but..being "Nice" to the teachers pet may have it's advantages. So after they finished brewing their potion, Hermione and Draco began to clean up.
"Draco can I ask you a question?" Hermione said as Draco was putting something in his bag.
"Sure, if you want."' He said.
"Why are you being so nice to me?" She asked watching his expression change.
"Well, that's simple." He said leaving her hanging. When Draco open his mouth to finish the rest of the sentence the bell rang. "-but unfortunately we're out of time young Grasshopper." Draco said patting her head then turning and grabbing his bag, and then of course walking out of class.
"Bitch!" She yelled after him. All she got in reply was a very rude hand gesture. "Right back at you toots." Hermione said turning to grab her bag, when she could feel someone eyes on her, to her utter disgust it was Pansy Parkinson.
"What the hell are you looking at?" Hermione said.
"Oh I don't know, a filthy mudblood!" She said.
"Well, take a picture, it will last longer." Hermione said as she turned to leave.
"Come back here you bitch." Pansy said pulling her by the arm.
"What the hell is your damage you Tar Tar." Hermione said yanking it out of her pale hand.
"Lets get one thing straight here bitch, Draco is mine, always has and always will, so you need to back off." Pansy said coming real close to Hermione.
"Take him, it's not like I'll miss him." Hermione said turning on her heel. "But it is kind of funny." Hermione said. "-if he's yours why does he-" but Hermione couldn't get the words out before Pansy punched Hermione in the face.
"Now do you fucking understand me bitch? Or do I have to say it again." Pansy asked while she straightened her robes.
"No, I think I understood it." Hermione said rubbing her face. "But do you understand this?" Hermione said grabbing Pansy by the back of the head and slamming it on the table. "Listen you little my shit don't stink PUREBLOOD, just because I'm not in Voldemort's little circle doesn't mean that I can't fucking hurt you. I can fucking kill you just as easily as he can. So if you would like to keep up this petty bullshit go right ahead, but I can do things to you, that little OLD VOLDIE couldn't. so next time bring your fucking army. Stupid bitch."' Hermione said slamming her head on the table once again. "Now did you get all that or was I talking too fast for you hunnie?" Hermione asked.
Just as Hermione finished speaking Harry walked back into the room only to see Hermione holding Pansy's head on the table and Hermione standing behind her all red faced. At first Hermione didn't know what to do, but then it hit her.
"Oh well, I think we're done now bitch." Hermione said letting go of Pansy's hair and then zipping up her pants. "Thanks I really needed that." She said slapping her ass, then grabbing her bag and walking over to the door where Harry stood. "Oh wow, she was loose like a goose." Hermione said as she passed him.
