A/N: Well, hope you like it, if you don't I really care. Not like it matters it is only Fanfiction. Woo-hoo.
"Dude!" Said Harry walking into the Gryffindor common room.
"What?" Said Seamus as he lit the end of his blunt.
"Hermione's a LESBIAN!" Harry said.
"Lesbian?" Asked Dean who was so high that his eyes couldn't focus.
"Yeah I just saw her dogging out with Parkinslut in the Potions lab. Sick and Twiztid." Said Harry taking a giant puff on Seamus's huge blunt.
"Dude what the fuck is this shit?" Asked Neville who had a considerable amount of drool running down his chin.
"Weed, I got it from my...dog." said Seamus sounding like Cheech or Chong, don't know which is which.
"Haha, dude Dudley was smoking this shit with his fag...haha...he likes it up his ASS!" Harry said passing the blunt to Dean.
"Lesbian I wonder what that tastes like?" Said Dean taking a puff. "Probably like cheetos. Yum!"
"Dude do you think she'll dyke out with me ass?" Said Seamus. "-I mean Sheila is really nice." He said taking a puff. "Hermione will you dyke out with me Aaaa-sss?" Seamus said, before the new toke kicked in.
"Lets watch Saddle Club Sunday." Harry said scratching his left nut.
Harry, Dean, Seamus and Neville all sat in the common room smoking it up like you wouldn't believe.
"Shit, don't we have class." Asked Neville who was still drooling like a baby.
"Yeah we do. Should we go?" Harry said. "-I mean... you don't think they'll notice do you?" Harry asked. "''-I don't want to go home for smoking the cheeta." Harry said wide eyed and seriously scared.
"Oh my Mum would be so mad at me." Said Dean, trying to find the rest of the guys. "Ron will you hold me?" He asked jumping off the couch onto the arm chair, he didn't stay on there long because before anyone knew it he was laying on the floor.
"Dick are you okay?" Seamus asked.
"Eeemph." Dean said.
"Don't worry he's okay." Seamus.
Hermione sat in Professor McGonagall's class not really paying attention to her speaking. 'My foot itches.' She thought to herself as she began to look around the room, she noticed that some of the boys were missing. 'Where the fuck are those-'
"Miss Granger are you paying attention?" McGoangall asked.
"Not really, I'm sorry." Hermione said.
"Yes well don't let it happen again." She said turning on her heel.
"Nipple Criple." Hermione said out loud.
"Miss Granger what was that?" Professor McGonagall asked.
"Dunno what you mean Ma'am." Hermione said.
Before Professor McGonagall could say anything else to Hermione, Dean, Harry, Seamus and Neville busted into the classroom and caused quite the ruckus.
"My John Stamos is stuck in a tree." Dean said before he fell face forward onto the cold stone floor.
"Timber." Said Seamus as he stumbled to his seat.
"If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy.." Harry said as he undid his tie and ripped open his shirt. The buttons flew in all directions hitting unsuspecting people.
"Potter, Longbottom, Thomas and Finnigan, what is the meaning of this?" McGonagall asked looking more stern than ever.
"Hey bitch, what the fuck get up off my nuts." Seamus said to the Professor. Everyone in the class let out audible gasps as Seamus said that. McGonagall stood dumbstruck.
"MR. FINNIGAN..."
To be continued...
A/N: Sorry but I don't know when I'll be able to update this again, I think I'm going to take a break and focus more on my own writing. So bare with me.