Love Tap
Sixteen times. No, wait, make that seventeen times today. Alone. But the record is thirty nine. Thirty nine times in one day. Her right hook is getting better too. Better learn to dance away a bit so it's not so hard a blow to take. Not like when she started and it only tickled. Could have let her keep on punching away all day and it wouldn't have made a difference. But now!
Rubs his stomach again. Now he feels like he's gonna puke. So much for telling himself it's only a love tap. Ugh, he needs a bush. Now.