A/N: So here it is, Chapter 14, hope you enjoy.

It was now a month later and the memory of Pansy was all but forgotten, but rarley ever discused. but that didn't matter too much to Draco and Hermione who's antics had grown on everyone, some could have sworn that they were the new Fred and George, with a few obvious differences, that they weren't twins and that they didn't have ginger hair. Draco had grown farther apart from his Slytherin posse, and drifeted right to Hermione, they were rarley seen out of each others company, the same for Hermione. Of course even before forming the allience with Draco she rarley ever spent time with them. Hermione was now finished with her month long everynight dentention with Snape, which she was glad of, she rarely talked back to him, she had left that taunting task to Draco, who did it with pleasure. Hermione was in the middle of a Potions exam when she felt the eyes of someone rest upon her, she didn't know who it would be, to her shock it was Harry, she stared back at him. Neither of them knew what to do, so they both cast their eyes back down on their papers. When class was over Harry pulled Hermione aside to talk to her, he was apologizing to her for the millionth time, she couldn't understand why her forgiving him was so important. She never really gave it a thought, she always pushed that memory out of her mind.

"Harry, I forgave you a long time ago, I thought you would have taken that hint." She said as she began to walk out. "Oh yeah." She said pausing at the door. "-don't smoke any weed today and burst into class calling me a slut because you think I'm fucking Malfoy." Hermione said walking out. She caught out of the corner of her eye Harry sad expression. "Harry." She said poking her head back in the room. "-I was joking." she said giving him a smile. Which seemed to lighten his mood. "Are you coming bitch?" She said to Harry as she walked out. "I'm making sure that theres no weed smoking before we get to Transfiguration." She said with a loud booming laugh.

See today was the one month anniversary of Pansy's death, so Hermione felt nothing about teasing Harry. Hermione met up with Draco who was waiting for her a little down the hall. Harry caught up with her not a moment later.

"What's he doing here?" Asked Draco eyeing him suspociosly.

"I don't know, he's like a dog, they always follow their master." Hermione said laughing. "Come on boy. Lets go." She said pating him on the head.

"Whatever, Shit stains come on." Draco said.

"Shit stains?" Harry laughed.

"Yeah, that's your name." Draco said like that explained it all.

"Ah right, Shit Stains Potter, it has a certain ring to it." He said eloping his arm with Hermione as they walked down the hall.

"Harry, have you ever seen the Wizard of Oz?" Hermione asked.

"Yeah, why?" Harry asked with worry written in his tone.

"Because...we're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of OZ!" Hermione belted out, then she started to skip down the hallway, with Harry on one side and Draco on the other.

"Wow, is she always this weird...Cumbag." Harry asked bending forward and looking at Draco.

"Yeah always." He said going in on her singing.

"Well what the fuck." He said as he belted it out too.

The looks that they recived as they walked down the hall were too priceless, Ron even looked a little amused by the fact that they were skipping and singing down the hall.

"Well that was good fag fun." Hermione said stopping while Draco and Harry kept going on. "Haha, fucking queers." She said pointing and laughing at the pair of them.

"Well, you were doing it too." Draco said pointing back at her.

"Yes well you see queer nuts, I'm a girl, not a fact that I like to reveal to a lot of people, but still to the naked eye I am a female, so I can do the queer of all queer things." She said in a mater of factly tone.

"OKAY!" Draco said in a tone matching Heidi and Kirstens. "Cake." Which was closly followed by a whap in the back of the head. "Ouch finger fuck, that hurt." Draco said rubbing the back of his head.

"I bet." She said turning to look at Harry who, wasn't doing much but looking at the ceiling. "Come on, we're going to have a Laguna Beach night!" Hermione said pulling them by the arms into class. The three of them took their usual seats, Draco and Hermione sat in the far back away from the others. Hermione and Draco sat in the back of the room whispering to each other, the other students turned around to look at them when they bursted with laughter.

"Dude he was standing in his knicks-" Draco started laughing. "-holding a copy of-" He kept on laughing. "-playboy-" He laughed some more. "-but the funny thing was-" Draco was now red in the face. "-he had pissed his pants." Draco said as he continued to roll with laughter.

"Draco, that wasn't even funny." Hermione said raising one of her eyebrows in confusion.

"Oh I guess it was one of those you had to be there." Draco said laughing. "-but did I tell you that he was in a thong?" Draco said laughing again.

"Ewwie, Snape in a thong?" Hermione said looking absolutly perplexed. "I think I'm going to puke." Hermione said pretending to puke.

"I know, are you kidding me, why do you think I'm his favorite student? Because I know his deep dark secret." Draco said laughing some more.

"You're sick and twisted, but that's wicked cool. High Five bitch!" Hermione said. After they recived a few angry looks from Professor McGonagal, Hermione and Draco paid more attention to their text books, than each other.

"Oh." Hermione said turning and whispering to Draco. "I got you something." Hermione said looking him in the eye.

"Really?" He asked sort of surprised.

"Yeah" she said looking back up from her book.

"Oh honey that's so sweet." Draco said sounding like Paul.

"OH-MY-GOD! You sound so GAY!" She said a second after he said it. "Queer boys RULE!" she said.

"Yeah we Do!" Draco said lifting his ass out of his seat and slapping it.

"So do you fancy anyone?" Hermione asked still talking in a whisper. "I mean of the MALE GENDER!" Hermione added before she would let him speak.

"Well...yes, there was this one guy, I mean he's been gone for a while." He said.

"Who was it?" Hermione asked knowing damn well that he left the persons name out of purpose.

"Oliver Wood!" Draco looked at Hermione, who's jaw was hanging onto the floor. "I really wanted to polish his broomstick." Draco added.

"I bet you did." Hermione said after the longest time of silence. A few minutes later she opened her mouth and began to speak. "You know I heard that he has a small handle anyways. So you shouldn't feel that upset about not giving it the 'Special Treatment'."

"Oh really, and where did you hear that from."

"'Lavender..she sucked him off first term." She said smiling. "-of first year." She finished.

Hermione looked at Draco, who had what she thought was jealousy written on his face.

"What's the matter?" She asked.

"Oh nothing. So what'd you get me?" Draco said changing the subject.

"I'll give it to you at lunch." She said talking to him like he was an impatinet child.

"Yeah?" He asked flashing the most innocent look at her.

"Yeah."

A/N: Yes I know a tad short, but get over it. And if there are any mistakes fix them yourself, because I don't care. Oh and yes, next chapter is going to be posted on Spetember 2, 2005.