(A/N: srry, school sucks. Don't need 2 say anymore. If the action seems a little fast-paced, blame it on Ron, seeing as its his account of events)

16 minutes later

Whoops. Polyjuice potion wore off. Lily's fainted, James is in shock, Sirius has locked himself into a bathroom stall and is singing at the top of his lungs (horribly, I might add), and Remus just looks paler than usual. Hold on…

I just shut Sirius up. I chucked a roll of toilet paper over the top of the stall and he stopped abruptly. Haha. Anyway, we had just organized Remus's plans for the night. I distracted Lily by seeing how many toilet paper rolls I could lob at her, while Harry/George had a talk with the Marauders. Just as I was about to bean Lily for the 78th time(I know, I counted), and Harry was walking back towards me, we changed back. Really, I find it funny to think about it from Lily's point of view. She'd managed to put up with one James Potter for seven years, and now two? I wonder if they'll still help us?

Tonight

Okay, here's the rest of what happened 

"What the fuck?" was the first thing Lily said when she woke up. She said it very loudly, and it seemed to raise the others from their stupor. Even Sirius emerged from the stall to hear what we had to say.

"All right, look, we really do need help finding a locket. My name's Harry Potter. I changed my appearance because I knew you'd react like this. Ron did also because…"

insert silence here

"Because…"Harry tried again.

"Because I thought it was a cool idea," I supplied. Lily looked at me like I was crazy. Then she turned back to Harry.

"So you're related to HIM?" She said 'him' with such venom that there was no question who she was talking about. I saw James grimace as though in pain. Harry nodded.

"He's my dad." James sank to his knees, and Lily looked at Harry with a mixed expression of pity and revulsion.

"I feel so sorry for the mother," she said, shaking her head.

"Self-pity," I whispered to Harry, who sniggered.

"Who is he married to? Who's the lucky girl?" Sirius asked. Harry hesitated, so I cut in for him.

"If we told you, it would destroy reality as you know it," I told them. Lily, James, and Sirius seemed confused, but I saw Remus looking from James to Harry, and then looking startled. He peered more closely at Harry's face and then looked suddenly at Lily. He must have seen his green eyes and put the puzzle together, because he looked at me with an incredulous look on his face (I use the verb 'look' a lot, don't I?). I gave a slight nod, and he burst out laughing. Everyone stared at him. And stared some more. There was a long period of staring. Sirius slapped Remus, who immediately shut up. Silence.

"Are you good at Quidditch?" James asked suddenly.

"He's brilliant," came a voice from behind us. (I know this is a total giveaway, but have I mentioned Lupin's teaching DADA class again?)

It was-surprise! - Professor Lupin! Dundundun! Anyway, he sent Lily off to the Room of Requirement to set up two bedrooms, one for herself and one for the boys, who're now in the Shrieking Shack. The villagers in Hogsmeade are going to freak when the 'dormant spirits' in the shack suddenly become active again. Ha!

I don't think anyone recognized Professor Lupin, even Remus himself. They just realized they were in trouble. Lupin said he wanted to talk to me and Harry tomorrow morning, then he went off to his office to take his potion. This can't be good.

(A/N: this is a rather short one, but the next one is REALLY long. Plz review!)