A/N: Sorry about this but I have to...I don't know why, but I just wanted to post this. PLEASE DON'T IGNORE CHAPTER 15, I LOVED WRITING THEM BOTH. PLEASE LOVE ME AND YOU MIGHT GET A SURPRISE.
Draco was the first to wake up, he had a pounding headache, and a girl wrapped around him, he smiled and kissed her on the forhead like she had before they'd fallen asleep. Hermione felt his lips touch her skin, she didn't dare move, she did want to destroy the moment, or it could of been because he was hard again and she didn't want to have to punch him in his private bits again. But we'll never know, I'm not a fucking mind reader, Gah.
Anyway, Hermione opened her eyes a few minutes later, they shared in some rather uncomfortable laughter and then got up, the hall was still empty so they sat on the benches and woke up a bit more, before they knew it, it was dinner time.
"Hermione where the hell did you get off to?" Harry asked while shoving a bit of his ham in his mouth.
"God, Harry fuck off and deep throat a banana." Hermione said peeling back the peel of her banana. "MMmm...yummers."' She said while she still had the first bite in her mouth.
"Um, no, I did that once and Aunt Petuina-well. Nevermind, over it. Let's move on shall we. Why are there apples and bananas at dinner? Oh anyways, so Draco, where were you?" Harry asked taking an apple instead of the yellow banana that he deeply truly wanted.
"Oh you know, the usual. Groupies, Drugs, booze, hard drugs and casual sex. The norm." He said eating a chip, the chip that Hermione had been eyeing for a few minutes.
"Damn!" She muttered.
"What?" Draco and Harry asked.
"I wanted that chip." she said. "But you ate it." She finished.
"Well, you're in luck, because I haven't swallowed so if you still want it you can have it." Draco said sticking his tounge out and offering it to her.
"No that's okay." She said a bit disappointed.
"Okay." Draco said swallowing.
"No I want it." She said too late.
"I could be like a Bulimic after Thanksgiving dinner and barf it back up for you." Draco said rasining one brow.
"No, I won't eat your puke. Well your shit on the other hand..." She trailed off.
"You know what?" Draco asked.
"What?" Hermione asked.
"I love you." Draco said.
"I know. I love you too." She looking at him, flashing her award winning smile.
"-And I want to marry you." He finished, also flashing his award winning smile.
"Really?" Hermione said raising both her eyebrows.
"Don't do that, it makes you look smug." He said eyeing her.
"Sorry, I guess, but you do it..."She said.
"Yes, well I'm a smug bastard-"
"Well duh-"
"-And I love you." He finished.
"Well-" she paused. "That's okay, because I'm in love with that smug bastard." She said flashing a different smile.
"I know." He said eating more of his chips.
"Yeah, just to put this out there, I love you but I won't FUCK YOU. NEVER. NOT EVEN ONCE." She said making herself clear in her tone.
"Well, will you give me twenty quid so I can pick some slut up on the way home?" Draco asked.
"Yeah, but I think...I'll give you fifty and a lifetime supply of condoms." Hermione said.
"Works for me, so when are we getting married?" Draco asked.
"I don't know." She said.
"Yeah but there's no rush, I mean..." Draco trailed off into his cup of pumkin juice.
"What do you mean?" Hermione asked taking the goblet from his hand.
"I mean we still have to finish school, and I have to break the news to my father that I'm not following in his foot steps, NO MATTER WHAT THE SIXTH BOOK SAID!" Draco said making himself very clear.
"What about your mother? Don't you have to break the news to her as well?" Hermione asked just now sounding english. A/N: Sorry I forgot to add accent.
"Ahh no, I mean she loves me, so she'll be happy no matter what decision I make." Draco said looking so sure.
"Why is it you want to marry me again?" She asked out of confusion.
"Because, when I'm not with you, I'm not me, I'm not alive." Draco said. A/N: Tear tear "Got any tissues?"
"That was so corny. You're lying through your teeth." She accused.
"Actually my ass." Draco said.
Draco and Hermione were locked in this deep, deep, more then pron star love, but they were interupted by a loud thud to their right.
"Harry?" Hermione squeeled reaching over to him. "Harry?" She said actually getting off the bench.
"Harry? Mate?" Draco asked coming to his aide as well.
"Draco. He's not breathing." Hermione said to him, looking rather frightful.
A/N: Questions answered,
Why did I change my pen-name, well that's because I just don't like to stick with one...sorry.
About me being an American, yes I am, I am American, I was born and raised in Michigan, that's where I live, seeing as that I'm only 17.
Sorry I had to take down the first Chapter 16, I made a mistake, but all better now I hope, if not fix it yourself. PLEASE!
Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night.