The Letter
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Summary: What exactly did that letter Lorelai wrote for Logan say?
Dear Rory,
First of all, I would like to inform you that Logan is an idiot. Honestly, trying to buy you back? Does he think you're Paris Hilton? Apparently so, because he should know that gifts are not the way to your heart. The only thing that he did that may have worked was the thing he mentioned about coffee…which you will tell me later what that entailed otherwise you will die a painful death. Not really, but you know what I mean.
So I should probably start with why I'm writing this letter. Well, let me start by saying that given what the idiot did, I don't have any real desire to write this….kind of. But part of me kind of wants to because of what he just did.
I'm writing this letter on behalf of Logan. He came to me today at work, which by the way was a total and complete surprise. I sat down with him and we talked about you. Kid, you should have seen him when we did.
His face lit up as he talked, going on about how much he loved you. There was honesty there, more honesty then I have ever seen with any of your previous boyfriends. That's why I'm writing this letter, not just because he asked me to, but because he's honest, and I believe him when he says that he loves you.
But there was something else in his eyes too. As he talked about the ways he had tried to get you back (again, stupid. Are you sure the boy has a brain?) there was remorse and sadness.
What he did was the dumbest thing he could do, breaking up with you like that through his sister. He's a jerk for doing it. Personally I don't know why I don't just kill him right now and save you from anymore heart break. Oh right…because I just said that I believe him when he says that he loves you.
I will be the first to say that originally, I hated Logan. He's the guy who made you get drunk and cry over him because you didn't know what he wanted and he wouldn't call to tell you. He's the guy you stole a boat with, the guy whose father made you confused about your future which lead to you quitting Yale and us ending up in that horrible fight. Logan is hardly perfect, although considering he is a rich boy, I know he's probably got a big head so he most likely thinks he is despite others (being us) knowing better.
He's hardly been the guy you deserve. Of course I personally think that the guy that you deserve is Brad Pitt but that's completely beside the point.
Despite all his faults, Logan loves you, and I am telling you now Rory, you've got to give him another chance. Because he deserves one. However, this is the one and only letter I will ever write to him pleading you to accept his apology. The next time he screws up, he's on his own. Actually, the next time he screws up, we're pulling a Thelma and Louise.
Love ya,
Mom
P.S. I just thought I should tell you that in the midst of writing this, Michel came in and started yelling at Logan about Logan needing to move his Porsche. Logan is currently getting beaten to death with a stapler. I'm going to go save him, but I just thought I'd let you know.
Oh yeah----you had better save me one of those doughnuts too. I told him to get you a box. If he didn't, then tell him he's an idiot and I'm going to sick Michel on him again. Oh god---Michel is REALLY beating him with that stapler!
Okay. Going to go save Logan from death. Bye.