(A/N: now that I have finished writing the manuscript for this story, I should be able to update more frequently! But I'll probably be too lazy!but I'll try!)
Back to Ron, still September 18
Sirius is a genius
Sirius is insane
Sirius is too nosy for his own good
Sirius snores
Lily immediately refused to snog James, so Sirius is going to snog Rowan instead. All part of the plan.
He is looking forward to it a lot. What's even better is that, since me and Harry know nothing about girls, Hermione won't guess I'm purposely trying to make her jealous. Since this is the second day before the Marauders have to go back to their own period, so we decided to get some searching in, then go through with THE PLAN after lunch. Mwahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ha! We're skipping classes!
Six Students and the Quest for the Evil Horcrux:
The Great Hall- searched
Classrooms- all searched
Hallways- searched on all floors
Secret passageways- searched
Chamber of Secrets- who put this on the list, anyway?
Grounds- searching this afternoon
Tada! We've searched the majority of the school, so we think it's somewhere on the grounds. Sirius has taken the potion and is in the hall talking to 'Rachael.' The same hallway where Hermione is talking to Malfoy, but I can see from my hiding place that she keeps glancing over at 'me.' I've noticed that I put a lot of names in ' 's. Hmmm….
Malfoy's walked off…
Hermione's still watching…
Harry is wodering why I have to write a blow-by-blow account in my journal…
Rachael is laughing…
Ron is smiling and leaning closer…
Hermione's eyes are widening…
He kissed her…
Hermione's stalking over…
"Ron, aren't you supposed to be guiding those new student around the school?" she demanded.
"Er…I'm guiding Rachael around the castle now."
"She doesn't need it, she's a student here!" Sirius put on a defiant look.
"Well, actually, there was a nifty broom cupboard over there that Miss Searle hasn't seen before, and that I would be happy to acquaint her with." And then he led Rachael off, leaving Hermone looking dumbstruck. She just walked off in a daze. Sirius and Rowan have just come out from their hiding place around the corner. He once again looks like Hunter.
"We got her good," Sirius said with a smirk. I didn't mention that I was felling a little guilty now.
"Can I go now? I have a Charms quiz to study for," Rachael said before she took off down the hall. Lily, coming up behind us, snorted.
"Yeah, like she needs to study after taking that test TWICE before," she said.
"She could have forgotten," Sirius protested.
"Sure…" Me and Harry came out too and James and Remus joined us.
"So," said Remus cheerfully, "shall we go and search the grounds?"
Well, off we go. I hope this works.
2 hours after lunch
I am SO tired! We searched the whole grounds and didn't find anything! We even searched the goddamn Forest! Nothing! Ughh. Now what are we goi
Five minutes later
Sirius found the bloody Horcrux. HE FOUND IT!
(Lily, James, Remus, me, and Harry sitting dejectedly in the Room of Requirement)
(Sirius enters)
Sirius: Hey! Look what I've got! (Holds out locket with 's' on it)
Everyone: (gapes)
Harry: Where the bloody hell did you get that?
Sirius: Got it from Moaning Myrtle. She said some hot boy named Regulus gave it to her and told her not to give it to anyone.
Lily: Then why'd she give it to you?
Sirius: (smirks) Because I'm much hotter that my brother.
Me: So…how do we get rid of it?
Remus: (walks over and grabs locket) Like this. (drops locket and steps on it)
Locket: (breaks)
James: Okay, now let's go have some fun.
And so the Quest for the Evil Horcrux ended. Now we're going to foil any plans Malfoy may or may not have, annoy the snot out of some Slytherins, cause chaos and destruction, and have a bloody good time! Here's a list:
Voldy
Cup
Ring X
Locket X
Diary X
Nagini
Something of Gryffindor's or Ravenclaw's
(A/N: kinda short, but now I am free to mess around with the characters until the story ends! Yay! Exclamation points!)