A/N: Yeah well here's chapter 19, sorry it took so long.
"Calm down, calm down you skanky cow!" Said Madam Rosemerta.
"Ewwie, I don't want to fuck you!" Said Knickers.
"Act like you're at top of my list!" She said. "So what'll it be?" She asked taking out a candy and putting it in her mouth.
"The usual." Knickers and Thongs said.
"Right!" She said said in a huff.
"God, she has a lovely ass!" Thongs said putting out his lit cigerette.
"I concur." Knicks said turning to Hermione. "So would you tap that ass?" He asked.
"No, too old." She said catching him off guard. "I like them young, and firm." She said to him with a wink.
"I concur again. That's hawt. Like him!" Knicks said pointing at Draco.
"Now it's my turn to concur!" Hermione said winking at Draco.
"Wow...this is interesting." Draco said looking at both middle aged wizards.
"Hey Draco, will you be the star of my kiddie porn?" Knicks asked, winking and licking his dry lips.
"No." He said looking at him with a disgusted confused look on his face. "Be the star of your kiddie porn? That's messed up." He finished.
"Well all we can do is dream. I mean in the end dreams are more true than reality." He said.
"Very insightful." Hermione said.
"I know, I licked it." Thongs said.
"That's cool, what did it taste like?" Hermione asked.
"Peach!" He said.
"Sweet!" She said.
"Legands of the dong!" Thongs said, while Hermione and Draco's faces fell into confusion.
"Great Porn!" Knickers said elbowing Hermione, and then taking a sip of his whisky.
"Anyways this porn is premo! I mean the best hick porn ever made.. I mean people with no teeth, farm animals, the best really." Thongs said. Draco and Hermione both stared at the drunken wizards, they were both confused. A moment later they slammed the rest of their drinks and then ordered more.
"Dude that hash didn't last long!" Thongs said taking out his pipe. "Look no more!" He said showing them the emptiness of the pipe. "All gone, just gone!" He said setting it down and then searching his many pockets for more. He never found more. "Hey Knicks, go and see if that Seamus kid's got any!" Thongs asked.
"Where's he?" He asked.
"Over there!" Draco pointed.
"Eh, thanks! You're great Donkey Dong." Knickers said getting up.
"Seamus is a drug dealer?" Draco asked.
"Not that I know of!" Hermione said before she took a drink of her fizzy rootbeer. "Hehe!" Hermione said after she put her glass down. "It tickled my nose!" She said. Draco looked at Hermione and laughed. That's hot! Wait that slut Paris Hilton says that. So that's Cold!
"So are you two fucking?" Thongs asked. Draco and Hermione looked at Thongs with lost words, and had the experssion like they'd just seen Hagrid in a fur thong.
"I take that as a no! Eh thanks Rosy!" He said taking his drink.
"You know kids you shouldn't be around these sort." She said walking away. While Thongs looked up with a fake look of a hurt expression. "Eh, what happened? Get any?"
"No. Dumbledore took it all! Eh!" Knicks said making himself comfy again.
"Eh, Fuck!" Thongs said.
"Yeah that kid is fucked!" Knickers said.
"What makes you say that?" Hermione asked. Knickers raised a brow and then began to speak.
"Well maybe it was the fact that he asked if I wanted to see his big fat clock!" He said with a straight face. "What the hell is a clock? God, I hope he doesn't have a grandfather in his pants, that would be weird!"
"Yeah that is weird!" Hermione said turning her head and making an expression that only Draco saw.
"Tell me about it!" Knicks said.
"So did you go to Hogwarts?" Draco asked.
"God, yes, I haven't been there in years."
"Why's that?" Asked Hermione.
"Well actually we just got back to this country!" Knicks said with one eye drooping farther than the other.
"Where were you?" She asked being totally fasinated by them.
"India, France, Africa, Russia, America, Mexico, Well pretty much everywhere. Traveled the world us did. Had adventures that you could only dream about, made friends lost friends, fought, killed, loved, lost loves. Did everything." He said before Thongs' head hit the table. "Oh hey!" He said getting up and picking up his head up by his curly hair. "Damn." He said letting it go. He reached inside his left breast pocket, he pulled out a small vile of hot pink liquid, he opened it up and drank its contents. "That's better!" He said. "Now I can see straight!" He said reaching back inside his pocket and pulling out yet another vile. He picked up Thongs head again, and opened his mouth, which wasn't hard because it was already half open, he was drooling. He poured the hot pink liquid down his throat, he awoke instantly. He let out a snort before he began to speak.
"Shall we order more?" Thongs asked.
"No!" Knickers said. "So anyways what year are you two in?"
"Sixth!" Hermione said getting a piece of candy from her pocket. "Would you like a piece?" Hermione said holding out her pale hand. Knickers and Thongs stared at the brightly colored balls that were in her hands..
"Perfect thank you!" Knicks said taking a piece. "Mmm cotton candy!" He said.
"Awesome! Thank you!" When Thongs had taken his piece Hermione turned her attention towards Draco, who then asked to be excused.
A/N: A little short I know but whatever! Read and Review! Sorry took so long to get up, please forgive me. And if you complain to me, I'll make it a while before I update again. Oh yeah, I'm so saying that. Oh yeah and if there are any mistakes, fix them yourself, I don't feel like it.