"Where are you going?" Hermione asked Draco, who was making Thongs get up so he could go.
"Porn."' Draco said when he was standing up.
"Okay!" She said turning her attention back to the two men.
"That boy's a bit funny, is he Gay?" Thongs asked.
"No-yes. Lets just put it this way, he's A little bit special." Hermione said cracking up. "I bought a Gerbil at the petting zoo!" She sang. "What? It's a song." Hermione said when she had recived strange looks from them. "Blow me!" She said putting another candy in her mouth.
"I wonder what kind of Porn he's going to get?" Knicks said aloud.
A while later Dumbledore walked in, he sat at the bar, he didn't mind, he didn't like it when people stood upon ceremony for him, it did nothing but bother him. So he sat where he could. Dumbledore looked around, and smiled when he saw Hermione. After his drink came he grabbed his drink and walked over to them. Dumbledore cleared his throat and waited to be aknowladged.
"Oh Professor, please sit!" Hermione said scooting over. You see after Draco left Knicks went and sat next to Thongs, perhaps I forgot to mention that? Sorry.
"So Hermione been enjoying your visit?" Dumbledore asked taking a sip of his drink.
"Yeah." She said.
"Good, well Melinda, Feda, so nice to see you, what's it been now, twenty years?" Dumbledore asked.
"Or so!" The person now identifed as Feda answered.
"Feda?" Hermione asked raising one of her brows. "Melinda?" She said. "Your women?" She asked with a look of utter and deep confusion.
"Yeah." She said suddenly starting to look more like a women than a man.
"OMG, WHAT THE FUCK?" Hermione yelled, not even caring that she just swore in front of Dumbledore. "You're Metamorphmagus!" She said all excited, the only other one she had met was Tonks.
"Yeah we both are! Come on show her Melinda!" Feda Ordered.
"Alright! GRR! Retarted COW!" Thongs said.
"Wow, I'm shellshocked." Hermione said.
"What are you so shocked about me dear?" Dumbledore asked.
"Because they're women. I thought they were men, that's fucked. But hot!" Hermione said.
"Nice Lanuage!" Dumbledore said.
"I know! Isn't it great!" Hermione said wishing that she had more rootbeer.
"So where's Mr. Malfoy?" Dumbledore asked.
"Out buying Porn!" They all said in unison.
"Why so quiet Melinda?" Dumbledore asked noticing that was one of the first things she had said since he had sat down.
"I don't know." She said.
"Ahh well, wish I could stay but I have busibess I must attend to!" Dumbledore said getting up. Before he had left the table Feda and Melinda had changed back into the middle aged men Hermione had met earlier. As Dumbledore was getting up he was met by Draco.
"Sir?" Draco asked.
"See you later Mr. Malfoy." Dumbledore said as he continued walking.
"Why was he here?" Draco asked sitting down.
"God, he's still the sexiest man on earth!" Thongs said.
"Wow, and they call me gay." Draco said.
"I'm not gay!" Thongs said.
"Okay but you just said that Dumbledore was the sexiest man on earth, that just screams QUEER! But who am I to talk!" Draco said. "Everyone who reads this story thinks that I'm a flamer! I'm not gay. I mean I like a few boys, I've kissed a few too, but that doesn't mean that I'm gay!" Draco said.
"You've kissed boys?" Hermione asked.
"Yeah, what? You think just because I never got to polish Oliver's handle that I didn't at least kiss him? Oh man can he use his tounge!" Draco said.
"I'm not gay, I'm a chick!" Thongs said.
"With a dick!" Hermione added.
"What the hell went on here while I was gone? Did Seamus fuck you up in the head by showing you his Grandfather?" Draco asked laughing.
They sat there a few minutes laughing about that, but in the end they explained everything to Draco, all the things that he had missed when he was out buying Porn. They sat there a while longer talking to the two men, women, they told them all about their adventures. Draco and Hermione were blown away at what kind of life the pair of them had. It was about 7:30 and when they had left, they had to get back to the castle.
"God, I want be like them." Hermione said on the walk back.
"What Drunks? Pot Heads?" Draco asked.
"No, I want to travel as they did, that's always been one of my dreams. I want to travel the world before I die, leave my mark everywhere!" She said.
"What are you going to go around and piss on everything?"
"God, damnit, can we ever be seroius?" Hermione yelled.
"If you want to we can." Draco said.
"I mean we never talk about the future...well we hardly do. I don't think you've ever told me about what you want to do when you grow up. The only fucking reply I've ever gotten from you was the "I don't care, as long as I'm nothing like my father!" GOD! I'm sick of that answer!" Hermione said.
"Well I'm sorry, I've never givin my future a thought, because I always knew what laid ahead of me, and my dream. That is what I want to be when I grow up is that!" He said. "That's all I've ever wanted, was to be nothing like him." He finished.
"I'm sorry, it's just...I don't even know what it is." Hermione said.
"I know another thing, what I want when I'm older. I want you, where ever we are in life, my dreams, my life will be complete." Draco said.
"Even if we're knee deep in cow shit, on a farm in Kentucky?" Hermione asked.
"You bet cha!" Draco said reaching in his pocket and pulling out a deep red velvet box. "Now Hermione will you marry me?" Draco asked when he got down on his knee. She stared at the open box that was in his hand, and then into his eyes.
"Yes!" She said.
"Really?" Draco asked getting up.
"No, I'm lying to you!" She said. "Of course I want to marry you!" Hermione said pulling him into a kiss a real one, but no tounges. "God, that's such a beautiful ring!" Hermione said after they had parted and he was sliding it on her finger. It was simlple, white gold, square cut diamond, huge fucker really.
"I love you!" Draco said.
"I know you do. I love you too!"
A/N: Sappy I know, but what the fuck ever! REVIEW ME PLEASE! Wow, okay I wrote this like over a month ago, and my cousin was reading it today and she was like telling me this shit that I had totally forgotten about, like Draco proposing, didn't remember that. Wow, well like always, review me please.